>activated >taste profile >umami

>to perfection

>mouthfeel

>cruelty-free

>artisan

The biggest pleb red flag is the word "flavourful".

>>7591756

>bread

>mixing butter and oil (two fats) together when frying

>>7591811
This can actually be very usefull, if you know what you'r doing

>natural

>comfort food

>contrarian neckbeards

>>7591822
fucking this
>as opposed to uncomfortable food?

>quinoa
>kale
>arugula

>edgy 4chan opinions

>>Fair trade
>>morally sourced
>>free range

>rustic

>premium

>>7591761
Any variant of this pisses me the fuck off

>that chicken was perfectly cooked

Just fuck off

>made in small batches

>I'm a barista
>works at Starbucks

>>7591843
>dumbass

>>7592037
>hipster faggot

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>hearty

>ethnic food

>>7591834
I think it's more about the feeling invoked by consuming this food i.e. when someone has a bad day they might have a bowl of ice cream as "comfort food;" the implication here is that it makes them more comfortable. that doesn't mean other foods make them uncomfortable, they my just not have this effect.

>american cuisine

>>7591817
curious: how could this be useful?

>>7592684
The most obvious is that it raises the smoke point.

>hand picked
>rare
>speciality

>>7594249
Found the junk food addict.

>Kosher
>Halal

Pretty much any buzzwords food companies use to make you think their lunch meat/cheese/processed shit is higher quality than the rest, like Select or Artisan.

>greentext

>natural

This one triggers me the most. The word means practically nothing.

>>7591756
umami is a real taste but I wish we called it savory or something because umami sounds retarded like you're saying ooh-mommy

>>7592016
They are baristas though. I understand why Subway calling their employees "sandwich artists" is bad but I don't see the problem with someone who works at starbucks being called a barista.

I don't like Starbucks either but you're just being an obtuse faggot.