You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is

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2016-04-20 09:08:00 Post No. 7590606
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Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:08:00 Post No. 7590606 [Report]

You sit at the restaurant with your young son, he says he is hungry. You agree to get him dinner. You open up to the kids menu, your child is far to young for adult food. Chicken nugger stares at you from the page. You don’t understand. Your palms get sweaty and your son complains. He says he is hungry. Your mind strains, searching for an answer in a world of sweer potato and French fried. You try to order the chicken nugger, but you cannot. The words cannot escape your lips. Your son is hungry, he complains. The waitress stares at you, her head a spinning chicken nugger, her arms swinging French fried. Your son cries the tears of a chicken nugger-less child. In your mind you scream. It is raining sweer potato now, you have French fried engraved on your left temple and you do not understand. Your son weeps in the corner, he is starving. Starving for the chicken nugger.

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:12:47 Post No.7590617
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Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:12:47 Post No.7590617 [Report]

*nugget
*sweet
*fries

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:13:05 Post No.7590619
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Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:16:23 Post No.7590624
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Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:22:21 Post No.7590635
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Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:22:21 Post No.7590635 [Report]

>>7590624
Wow, so they do dyslexic restaurants now?

Judging form the menu it still looks shitty, pls post moar

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:27:49 Post No.7590640
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>>7590606

https://youtu.be/eb1vcaqAivY

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:37:14 Post No.7590649
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Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:37:14 Post No.7590649 [Report]

>>7590635
>>7590606
Come on guys, what is this? Please don't make me say it.

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:41:26 Post No.7590656
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Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:41:26 Post No.7590656 [Report]

>>7590649
Chicken ...Nuggers?

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:47:45 Post No.7590667
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>>7590617
>>7590635
Wow how new are you

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:49:09 Post No.7590670
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>>7590606
>your child is far to young for adult food.
Which means he's also far too young to eat fried food and nuggers

My son is 4 years old and he eats whatever my wife and I eat, save some very spicey Asian foods. Sometimes he picks and chooses but most of the time he finishes his plate. We never make a big deal about it either way.

Next time just order a meal for yourself and ask for an extra plate. Give your kid small amounts of whatever you are eating.

By the way, one order of nuggets isn’t going to kill him

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:50:29 Post No.7590673
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>>7590670
But what about sweer potatos, or french fried?

Anonymous 2016-04-20 09:51:31 Post No.7590675
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>>7590670
And also, there are six pieces of chicken nuggers in one order.

Anonymous 2016-04-20 10:03:46 Post No.7590694
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>>7590670
Your wife's son sounds pleasant.
You must be one proud step dad to help raise such a non picky eater

Anonymous 2016-04-20 10:07:18 Post No.7590699
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>>7590694
Step dad?

Anonymous 2016-04-20 10:17:13 Post No.7590715
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Anonymous 2016-04-20 10:17:13 Post No.7590715 [Report]

I never understood how when people bring their kids to restaurants, they order them a plate of fries with some ketchup. Do they not realise giving kids junk food from the start is habit-forming? Muh beetus, muh genetics!

Anonymous 2016-04-20 10:21:35 Post No.7590720
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