I with made Paella valenciana guys, what do ya think?

>>7581490
Unworthy of the name paella, and i am from Galicia

>>7581490
needs more saffron and I am guessing more salt.

>>7581490
Nice crabs.

>>7581490
Are you feeling it now Mr. Crabs?

>>7581490
>not cooked over an outdoor fire of orangewood branches
>not carbon steel pan
>doesn't conform precisely to my family's recipe
Throw it in the trash, also paella is only for tourists not for verdadeiros españois pls send employment ;_;
t. Spaniard

>>7581490
I'm from Valencia and what is this

>>7581602
You should invite more tourists so you can actually get a job

There are sea spiders in it.

>>7581490
Yum yum I will makes too this week

>>7581490
>no chorizo

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>that chicken
>adding green peas like a fucking faggot
>those crabs in the middle
>using a Wok
This is triggering

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Speaking of Med. seafood dishes I could kill for some lobster pasta just now!

Paella de mariscos no es paella valenciana...hay que usar xonejo para ser verdadero valenciana...

La cara cuando...

Fried rice with crabs.

>>7585423
Is this bait?

There is no chicken. Those are capers and not peas. Its not a wok its a paella pan.

Have you never had paella or heard anything about it?

>>7586672
>>7586860
Where da chorizo at?

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>>7586886

>>7586672
>comiendo ratas
>anno domi 2016

looks like shit. srry but it does.

>>7581490

That's some good looking carbonara

>>7589385
There's no cream

>>7581490
Nice risotto ... Doesn't look like paella at all. Good luck next try.