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I once had scotch eggs with Irish oatmeal for breakfast and got drunk.

>>7573923
>antipasta

>>7573929
I used to have a friend who was half Irish and half black. He was too drunk to play basketball.
He has a half sister who was half Irish half Italian. She was too drunk to shave her moustache and arm hair.

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Had to give up French tarts because my doctor got tired of treating me for STDs.

>>7573956
Kek'd.

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>its a double entendre thread

>me on the kek

I had to return a box of pop tarts once coz they wouldnt stop singing wannabe

i had a bag of old mcdonalds in the back of my car, last time i checked on it it had started a farm, eh I eh I oh, and on that farm it had a sheep

Okay,
that was actually really funny.
So funy i spilled all my spaghettis.
Thanks, OP

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