Allright co/ck/s Pretty hammered here What should I miake?

>>7567932

eat the chocolate egg for starters

I got:
Mince, Chocolate, jalapenos, garlic, lentils, lemons, cheese, yoghurt, butter, oats, rice, chutney, potato, cream, mayo, cocnut milk, tonic water, beef suet, stock, curry paste, mixed veg and peas

>>7567932

clean your stove ya bum

>>7567943
found some milk, oh and i got pretty much every spice known to man
>>7567945
fuck off dad

I have this rough idea to mash the fuck out of the mince, spice the shit out of it, cook it up a bit, throw in some garlic, and stock and wait
Then melt the choc into it and add tomato purree, make a pseudo chilli and slap that with mash and cheese
thoughts?

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oh also i got baked beans if that helps, sorry, on the way to comatose here

no-one wants to hep me? You can be as creative as you want

>>7567964
>those gloves
>wireless headphones at home

doubting you are of drinking age desu

>>7567940
Riiiiiight

>>7568001
it is cold as fuck here, and heating is expensive
27, not that it matters.

>>7567932

deep fry stick of butter

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>>7567964
>those fucking gloves.

>>7567932
If you have rice and some spices like turmeric or curry powder, make a bomb curry. Most of the things you have can be included.

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>>7568001
also these headphones do have a wire, but I dont get get why that matters either

>>7567932
Jävla svensk

>>7567964
>half fingered gloves in the kitchen
>teh vodak

lmao better clean up before mom comes home fagglet

>>7568028
why would you walk around your house with headphones. use speakers.

eat chocolate egg

>>7568034
Nå i dont tink sååå

>>7568037
you're hurting my feelings

>>7568028

let us be the judge of that, you fruitbowl
anyways, coconut milk, curry paste, rice, some veggies...you get the picture a nice vegetable curry

>>7568039
>>7567940
I ate some
>>7568037
>>7568016
>>7568001
i changed gloves because you guys seemed sad
>>7568019
>>7568045
Looks like we are going for curry then, talk me through it

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>>7568059
proof

>>7568062
Smeta in handskarna med flora

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>>7568065
um...okay

>>7568067
Gör din curry nu

>>7568059

>fry up some veggies
>add some salt & pepper, use some lemon zest too
>when veggies are sweaty add curry paste + add coconut milk
>add some lemon juice
>make rice

and you're done

>>7568082
Bad news chaps, the curry paste is fucked
>>7568079
pastan körd

Can I make this without paste?
I' already frying veg

>>7568089
I have potent as fuck home made chutney aswell

>>7568082

don't forget to add some garlic and ginger if you have that laying around

>>7568089
>>7568089

chili powder, cilantro, lemon zest, lemon juice

Gör järpar eller något sånt skit

>>7568089

you can make a sauce with a cup of stock + some flour
use these spices >>7568099
also the jalapeno

>>7568099
Where the fuck am i going to get cillantro?
>>7568093
well duh
>>7568100
Gettin real sick your shit, sven, grouse dont run arouund my fucking house

>>7568113
Ät ren flora arsel

>>7568113
>>7568099
I'm sorry, cillantro is coriander, I thought it was that lemon liquor shit

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>>7568110
Made soefranksauce, smells great, sour and spicy as fuckkk

>>7568120

yeah, it's coriander, goes well with spicy food

>>7568136
*frankensauce

>>7568136
Lägg ner en klick med flora i den

Make a cheese burger. You have to go and buy the buns tho.

>>7568140
addded, sorry, I'm a britbong, and you talk funny.
Smelling great in here.

Should I take a risk and add chocolate to the mix?

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>>7568150
too late

>>7568169
VAD FAN HAR DU GJORT!?!?!

I put some coffee in, it taste fucking great

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>>7568180
Tasty

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>>7568169

Right it tastes good, but it's too runny. migth thicken up with flour

>>7568183
Jesus fucking christ

>>7568183
>gunganmonster.png

>>7568299
Maybe the snapping turtle was trying to do the right thing and kill it quickly but kept failing. I can't imagine what the mouse is feeling though, damn it keeps swimming up after being ripped in half, wtf. that is brutal. I bet the little thing was still alive while he swallowed the head half too so it's just sitting there scared as fuck in pain, dying slowly in it's stomach acid. so fucked.

you seem like a massive tool

Português??

Jeep wrangler

>>7569767
It's just a mouse, man. A turtle has to eat too.

Dodge charger

Cook tin of beans in microwave.

>>7567964
I recommend you stop and just get delivery. If you are drunk and can't decide what to make with all this, might as well put it back and just not cook anything.