Hands in pringels cylinder

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>>7561164
>tfw big hands
>tfw can't even physically fit them more than 1/4 of the way down a Pringles can
>tfw even single-serving chip bags need to be man-handled and forces to accept my sizeable knuckles inside them.

>>7561169
Aw i feel bad now, i'm sorry!
I'm sure you are good at giving massages!

>>7561164

sheet of paper, curled in half, inserted along side of can. tip can sideways, pull paper out like a shelf with pringles on

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>>7561169
There's a company that came out with a line of chip bowls last year. They're pretty expensive and there isn't a bowl for every flavor of chip, but I think they would solve your hand-size issue.

>>7561193
Well that was mentioned in the last thread, but as you can see i don't need it.
My hands are able to reach to the bottom of a can of pringels.
>>7561195
Well it's an good option to use a bowl but you get some dishwash afterward.

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>>7561169
>tfw even single-serving chip bags need to be man-handled and forces to accept my sizeable knuckles inside them.
this sounds hotter than it has any right to. clearly I need to get laid more.

and yes, like OP I too can fit my hand in a pringles can. nearly all the way in.

>>7561206
I can fit my hand/arm to the bottom but i guess gender maybe plays a role but i honestly don't know.

I guess you can google mandhandle and find some porn related, maybe you can get a peacefull moment and "deal" with your sexual frustration!

>>7561212
>maybe you can get a peacefull moment and "deal" with your sexual frustration!
hopefully. if nothing else maybe I'll jump my husband when he gets home tonight.

>>7561221
If you're in a happy relationship i'm pretty sure your husband will love getting jumped when he gets home! Maybe give him some sort of sexy suprise! Maybe cook something sexy.

>>7561164
just dump them on the floor and eat them like the disgusting animal you are

>>7561247
>>> i think you're suppose to be on /an/

It's like I'm really on 2011 /jp/

>>7561164
Your tiny hands are just made for fisting

>>7561233
Kill yourself you stupid fat cunt

Why can't people fit their hands in a fucking Pringles cylinder? I have relatively large hands, and I can fit my hand in there easily. I guess maybe it has to do with dexterity and/or fatness? Idk....that's strange that so many people can't do that.

>>7561449
Well um no..
>>7561449
That took a very agressive turn, relax dude
>>7561472
I was suprised when people said they had hands that didn't fit too, but i guess it really depends on gender and heaviness

What's the best way to get the last ones out without getting crumbs in the bedsheets?

>>7561525
Stop eating on your bed you fat fucking piece of shit

>>7561595
I apoligized because weight can be a sensetive subject to some people, and even though i might weigh too much, which you surely can't judge based on my picture. I can still fit my arm in a pringels cylinder. Which was the topic of this thread, and me apoligizing is soley because i know it's not nice to judge people on their weight.

>>7561525
I must say don't eat in bed.. You have the dining room for that and the television room!

>>7561648
Well guess my weight if you're such an expert.

>>7561666
1,70 m. Female.

>>7561164
this is a sam hyde-type post. good shit right here

>>7561169
You don't know shit frogposter

>>7561678
Show boipucci pls

If your hand fits In the Pringles can you're either a numale effeminate faggot or a manlet and should defiantly killyourself.

>>7561709
boipussy
stop saying pucci
it is not pronounced 'pussy' at all, it's just stupid

>>7561727
Just show us faggot.

I put the lid back on the can, shake violently until the chips are broken into small pieces and pour the goodness into my gaping maw, allowing bits and pieces to cascade down my face, chest and stomach like a good damn man.

>>7561665
>>7561724
come on OP put us out of our misery. how chunky are you?

>>7561665
Im no expert but you are a fucking chubster. No doubt about that fatty.
Why beat about the bush, just come clean

>>7561722
No, just not all of us are obese wheezing blobs of lard like most Americans

A word of advice my friend,
Sometimes you gotta let those last few chips go

>guess what I just did
Pulled a can off some morons fist?

can't you just tilt the tube over and grab the chips when they slide down....

>>7563867
Too much work for an American. They might strain a fat muscle doing that

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>>7563879

>>7563834
A little word of advice, my friend. Sometimes you gotta let those hard-to-remember movie quotes go.

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>>7561164
But can you retrieve a pringle from the bottom without breaking it using this method? Now that I would find impressive.

>>7561169
Y-you can put your knuckles in me my time, Senpai

>>7563940
>the little girl clearly being exposed to the titties side of that pillow

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I can only get my four fingers into the top of a Pringles can, I never really thought I had enormous hands but maybe I do, I dunno.

Ps4 controller for scale.

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this is an unrelated photo but I can fit my hands in a pringles can, but it's a tight squeeze

>>7563969
I can also do this

>>7563984
>a pringles can
they don't come in cans, you absolute moran faggot

>>7563769
OP here, I am 420 pounds

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>>7563985

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>>7563900
Just scrolling through the thread but he revealed his Americanness by calling it a "chip" so it isn't thinking of him as he advertised as such. The image doesn't apply.

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>>7563998
>America is the only place where chips are referred to as chips

ITT: fatties.

>>7561164
I remember watching a documentary as a kid. Some bushman in Africa was in the middle of nowhere and thirsty as fuck and had no water. There were baboons about and he had some salt and gourd seeds. He dug a hole, put the seeds in the hole and a some salt around the entrance. A baboon came up, at all the salt like a greedy bastard and then went to eat get the seeds. It reached in, took hold of the seeds but could not get its hand back it. The baboon was too greedy to leave the seeds and remained stuck like a child in a claw machine. Eventually a thirsty as hell baboon let go of the seeds and ran off toward water with the bushman following.

>>7563946
I think she likes what she's seeing.

>>7561169
DUMB