How does this make you feel, ck?

Salty.

>>7558037
Like buying some salt

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>>7558041

do i buy the artisanal salt or the ultra rare salt?

want to rub pink himalayan salt on my pink asshole

>>7558066
Organic chitlins

>>7558037
>considered to be the highest quality salt in the world
>believed to be the purest salt available

These got me

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>harvested...over 250 million years ago

>>7558037

The rightmost column's title is misaligned and this makes me ANGRY

>>7558078

>I am...incapable of comprehending the english language

>>7558037

Chocolat des beaux arts?

Doesn't mean shit in french.

>>7558089

The sentence implies that what they are selling was harvested 250 million years ago.

>>7558066
>pink asshole
Only babbies and baboons have pink assholes

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>>7558041
well said, anon

>>7558089
The sentence in question is definitely poorly written and does imply that the harvesting of the salt took place 250mya

pretty sure if it is pink it can't be fucking pure

>>7558089
it should read "harvested from 250 million year old salt deposits" or "harvested from salt nearly 250 million years old"

>>7558072

I'm pretty sure you can distill pure salt from brine water easily

>>7558127

NO it's pink when it's pure, just like how pure meth is blue.

>>7558037
>Richmond, IN
Fuck that shitty place

>>7558037
like i'm being ripped off. kroger has em for 8/lb.

>>7558037
>2016
>not activating your charcoal

>>7558100
You obviously have not watched gay porn.

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>>7558037
>activated charcoal
>artisan
>purest salt

>>7558258
>what is anal bleaching

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>>7558037
>purest salt available

Godammit no, words have meanings, you can't just do whatever you want with them I'll call the fucking cops.

>>7558168
>>7558127
pink color is due to trace amounts of oxidized iron.
It's far from "pure" sodium chloride, having tons of other minerals in it.

http://themeadow.com/pages/minerals-in-himalayan-pink-salt-spectral-analysis
spectral analysis supposedly reinforces the claims of hippies that it's supposed to be so good for you because it's so "natural" regardless of the fact that there is absolutely no science behind those claims...

protip - when your salt contains a number of radioactive substances like radium, uranium, and polonium (and substances that act like poisons like thallium) you shouldn't claim it's super healthy. The truth is that the elements and minerals present in the salt are in such trace amounts that any benefit or negative effect would be nil.