Dinners for Winners ONLY

chads can't cook sorry to disappoint

>>7555918
canned soup, heated in a microwave
stale saltines crumbled on top
with a beer, room temperature
from a wheezing refrigerator
a single lightbulb flickers overhead
bare

>>7555918
Wherever the food bank has that week.

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>>7555918
the best precooked sausages on the market

Cheap, shitty wings and pizza with the rest of your team paid for by your alcoholic father who knows the coach has been molesting you but doesn't do anything about it because he wants you to win state because he's a washed up high school athlete that never won anything or made anything of himself and now has to live vicariously though you but knows deep down that you will end up exactly like him.

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>>7556385
>this

Join the Marines, son. We'll feed you good!

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>>7556385
>tfw your life is so hollow and shitty you have to ascribe traumatic back stories to pictures so that you can feel better about your own lonely, cloistered life for just a few fleeting seconds

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I hate this pic so much. I pray to God that they die painfully, or better yet, get facially disfigured or paralyzed.

>>7557334
>getting triggered by human happiness
>praying to god
>frog posting
Loser trifecta. Do the world a favor and kill yourself. Your parents probably already tell people you died when their friends ask about you.

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>>7557344
>getting triggered by a joke
wew lad

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>>7557366
>getting triggered even when you know it's a joke
Really, there's no need to be upset, fella

>>7557358
fuck, between that autism picture and "wew lad" you fucking destroyed me. I was triggered before but now you've really disrupted my safe space. I never should have matched wits with the commander of the Supreme Meme Dream Team.

>>7557344
>>7557358
>>7557366
>>7557381
>>7557384
would the two of you please join together in a suicide pact and remove yourselves from the planet?

thanks in advance,

chad

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>>7557384
nothin personnel...

kid.

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>>7557391
God please remove chad

>>7555918
Does getting drunk and forcing her to have sex then making her walk home with her make up streaking down her face count as a dinner?

Prime Rib and Rockstar energy drink

>>7555918
getting triggered by this image is a sure sign of a massive loser.

>>7555926
This made me sad

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>>7555918

>>7559476
the only right answer/