Are you man enough for this meal?

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>Vienna sausage
>not Beanee Weenee

better than an MRE

why are americans so disgusting

>>7554238
this isn't like common stuff in america

> some inedible trash and a can of liquid shit
> #manmeal

this is some uncle tom shit right here

>>7554217
I'd need some mustard for the Vienna sausages otherwise No, I wouldn't be man enough

>>7554547
Hey, fuck you. RipIts are liquid gold. Especially the little cans.

>>7554530
>Za
Holy shit I thought you guys were joking
This really pisses me off for some reason

>>7554559
More like you're going to have rippling tits after you eat that shit.

>le manmeal
>manmeal
>manmeal
Holy fuck

>>7554217
add some prepackaged rice and you got a filipinoes wet dream on deployment.

>>7554530
>za

the meme is real

Is #manmeal the male version of #wifeymaterial

energy drinks are disgusting

I'll give the company one thing, they know who their clientele are, white trash and poor folk who think Applebees is fine dining.

>>7554530
huge hands or really small pizza slice?

In my experience labeling something a "man-x" is a sure sign of insecurity.

>>7554778
I like Bacchus.

I always go to le dollar tree to get my epic #manmeals

>>7554829

Sure, Dr. Phil.

Sure.

how many grams of protein in those vienna sausages? maybe 2? theyre just skin and collagen

>>7554814

Really small penis size

>>7554731
no, it's a shitty attempt at a viral marketing campaign

I'm man enough to reject it if I expect to eat anything else in the proceeding 24 hours.

>>7554530
>za
Right. So who's the co/ck/ working in marketing?

>>7555433
big hands and small penis make bad dickpic

what the hell is rip it

Hot dogs are literal peasant food.

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>>7558516
>it's working

Are Rip Its good? I tried looking for them once, but couldn't find them. They seem a little popular online.

shill thread pls go

>>7556941
:^)

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>>7554244
CIRCUS PEANUTS ARE AN ABOMINATION

>>7558903
they're not bad, but not especially good

better than armour and circus peanuts for sure though

>>7558903
They're horrible garbage.

>>7554530
The memes are infecting real life, it's all over now

>>7558903
As far an energy drinks go they're decent. But if you were in Iraq during OIF....they taste like heaven itself. It's a weird nostalgia that makes me remember them so fondly.

>>7558996
>thank me for my service NOW

>>7558996
turns out the freedom wasn't so infinite

>>7554217
not for nothing, friends, but throw some vienna snausages on your waffle iron for a crispy meaty treat.

what started as a horribly sounding gag for a no-carb/high-protein employee turned into his favorite lunch

>>7560637
He was probably bringing it up because Rip It sponsors the troops, so it's the energy drink they get to have

>>7558903
They're not bad. They not as GOOD as say Monster, but for being only a dollar as opposed to near three, I think the value outweighs the slight dip in quality

I was man enough for these meals when I was 11. Now I'm too old to eat sugary bullshit like this

>black coffee and cigarettes #manmeal

>>7554244
what are those things? they don't look like the peanuts from my country at all

>>7560878

Like the text in the photos says, they're "circus peanuts". That's a type of candy.

>>7560886
Hmm we don't have those candies in the third world

>>7560878
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Circus_Peanuts

Old timey candy. They have the same texture and taste as marshmallows

>>7560896

You're not missing anything, they're fucking awful.

>>7554217
What's masculine about vienna sausages? You like putting tiny dicks in your mouth?

>we tip with a rip

>>7560897

stale marshmallows

>>7554664
All I have to do is drink this to become a cute ladyboy?

>>7554217
>eating dollar store shit is manly

>>7562986
>I lack the testosterone to eat anything not from whole foods

>>7556941

older West Coast people call it 'za and people have started using it again ironically.

>>7554217
>sugar free rip it's
Absolutely disgusting.

>>7554217
Please we called that midrats for 8 months in the hills

>>7554782
I was about to add military but fuck it you have most of our demographic