Why doesn't /ck/ like bacon? It's delicious.

>>7553793
Bacon's good. We just don't need 5 threads a day about bacon.

The memity affects the taste.

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Because it is the rotting flesh of a sick animal killed in a factory like in this vid

>>7553814
here piggy piggy. Cant beat a bacon butty son

>>7553793
It's meme food.

>>7553859
Is this what you tell your mom when she makes bacon and eggs for you in the morning?

>>7553793
too salty. i like it in moderation though

>>7553793
Whether or not bacon is a meme food is a bigger meme than bacon ever was, and the biggest meme at work here is caring about people's preferences on bacon. Nobody gives a shit, it's salted pork

>back bacon
That's called 'ham' round these parts. Proper bacon is streaky bacon.

>>7553967
Your American charred shite is a total disgrace

>>7553793
That's not bacon. It looks like ham. Just say you're frying up some salty ass ham at that point. The fat is what makes bacon good.

>>7553967
>>7554026
IDK if you sorry retards genuinely mostly get sold "ham" that isn't hind leg,l or if this is just a shit forced meme.

>>7554022
>he thinks i'm american!!!
lol
Try again, asspained ham-eater.

>>7553793
I'm a long time /ck/ poster and a longer time "channer", I'm going to be honest with you. I find bacon revolting. I used to love it, used to put it on everything, used to post about it on /b/, those were the days.

Then we noticed other people liked it too. It had to stop. Those faggots on Epic Meal Time were the final straw, though they were kinda funny before they got noticed by everyone else. Now I see bacon and I am DISGUSTED. I think of Gaia I think of Reddit, tumblr, youtuber egofaggots, all those disgusting people that probably get in a big circlejerk and pretend to love bacon because it's so cool now. I'm not sure I never go to reddit or any of those other places (the thought of them liking bacon makes me retch) I'm certain that's what is going on though.

I pick it out of salads, I pick it out of burgers, I fuck it off from anything. Bacon is for poser gaia shitters. Bacon is dead.

>>7553793
>Why doesn't /ck/ like bacon?
Because it's popular.

>>7554038
>gaiafag pretending to be an oldfag

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>>7554038
>I'm a long time /ck/ poster and a longer time "channer"

>>7554038
Obvious bait but this is pretty much the mentality behind it.

>>7553793
>tfw Hypertriglyceridemia
>tfw it's hereditary
>tfw I fucking love pork bacon and then frying some eggs in the drippings
>tfw Filipino Dr said "no more patty poods muddy pukker"
Bacon is good. Better than good. Mmmmmmmmmm applewood or hickory smoked bacon from the local smoke house gives me a serious erection.

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>>7553864
I do, I call everything a meme and my mom thinks its hilarious. She sort of knows what memes are but only understands mom memes like pic related. Her and my aunt take pictures and make shitty mom memes to send to each other, shits fucking hilarious.

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>not eating a pile of bacon, washing it down with some homebrew mead, while watching a zombie movie and playing Skyrim

>>7555624
>Filipino Dr
You mean nurse

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Turkey bacon is best

>>7555724
No, he's an MD.
>>7555757
Turkey bacon is a breddy gud. OM makes the best turkey bacon and sausage on the market.