Can I interest you in some fine Indian food, /ck/?

sure, but i don't see any in your image

Looks bretty gud desu, though I'd appreciate a bit more texture on my plate.

>>7548341
Indian food is really hard to photograph.

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>>7548356

My second plate had a bit less goop.

>>7548365

Did you intentionally grab the penis out of the chaffing dish?

>>7548363
Did they have a loo for you to go poo in?

I'm sorry I'll kill myself later for this post.

>>7548365
i need me some curry in my life right now

>>7548341
This incredible Indian place opened up five minutes away from me in LA. It's wonderful. Had samosas and curry coconut chicken, tandoori chicken with Naan bread last night.

[spoiler]shit was cash[/spoiler]

>>7549046
You are what you eat, that's why they're brown people of colour

>>7548362

*I* know it's delicious and *you* know it's delicious, but if someone judged based only on appearance then yeah they would think it was disgusting

>>7548341
Curried goat is the best
Get it whenever you can

>>7548341
That food give me a strange urge to go out and start shitting the streets

>"""""fine"""""
>Indian
>""""""""""food""""""""""

Paneer looks too firm, daal too runny. God I hate Indian buffets. Just order food from a menu FFS.

>>7548341
I ate at an Indian joint last night.

Took like 7 shits today.

>>7549496

>hate Indian buffets

This.

I've been to plenty of solid Indian restaurants, but every time I've tried the buffet it's painfully mediocre in comparison to ordering off the regular menu.

>>7549522
I've only been to one and the variety is nice.

>>7549530

Quality > quantity.

And you usually order a bunch of dishes at an Indian place anyway.

>>7548356
That's actually pretty textured Indian food. I prefer mine more goopy

>>7549522
>>7549530
>>7549539
It's a matter of shopping around. If you find a good Indian buffet, it's usually worth it, even if you had to try a few to get there. Lunch and dinner will vary also in price and quality, so take that into consideration.

>>7549161
Especially that dahl. Looks awful, but I bet it's fantastic.

Man Naan is the best bread

>>7549604
I know there are decent buffets but any place that does a good buffet usually does better a la carte menu. Buffets are good for two things. Gluttony and taking your friends who don't know Indian food well.

England was where I first discovered naan.
Today I'm a fucking naanbender. Best bread.

Please enlighten me, what else should I learn to cook.

>>7548341
Looks great, my favourite cuisine.

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>>7548341
jesus christ no wonder they shit in the street they can't make it to a toilet.

>MFW their whole culture resembles shit including what their food looks like

>>7549762
>Gluttony and taking your friends who don't know Indian food well.
This.

I go to the buffet at my local Indain/Paki places for these two reasons. If I am by myself at lunch time and I just want to mazimize my food to price ratio I go to the buffet, and also if I am with a friend/family member who hasn't had it before.

If I go to one of these places with a person I know really likes the food, I will just order from the normal menu.

Also does anybody else just love vegetarian Indian/Pakistani cuisine? The thing they do to cauliflower, spinach, and eggplant are unreal. Lentils and chickpeas too. I mean, I love meat, but almost all my favorite Indian/Pakistani dishes are vegetarian.

>>7549762
fuck indian buffets. the last time i went, i stuffed myself to the verge of puking. upon leaving the restaurant, I puked because the smell of curry wouldn't get off my coat.

>>7548341
Oh god man, keep that shit in the toilet.

>>7549870
>huh-ha! I made a joke!

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>>7549870

>>7548341
DESIGNATED

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namaste

>>7550725
>btw i'm a girl
fucking a

>>7550734
the indian there is shit tho

~namaste~

>>7550725
the fuck does her doing yoga have to do with anything

Why is Indian food so difficult to cook? Every time I've tried, it doesnt compare to restaurant stuff at all

>>7550761
that's like really culturally insensitive for you to ask, okay?

>>7550725
What's the joke

>>7550769
Because timing. Many steps and a long time to cook each dish.

>>7550778
>As one who practises yoga
Pretty humorous, has nothing to do with the review.

Also, the fact that She went to an $9 buffet and expected anything but slop.

>>7550779
also upfront cost of spices. in terms of why you can't just cook Indian on a whim.

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>>7548341
It looks like slop

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OP's Indian looks pretty damn cafeteria. Indians also don't eat much meat to begin with.

Pic related is a meal in Bangalore for 60 inr, less than a buck usd. I can't say I've had any good meat dishes during my 6 month stay in India. I just don't like Indian food all that much. Good lassi is amazing though.

>>7550725
>seattle
>not going to based thali house

>>7550895
>microsoft

>>7548341
being a Brit, I love Indian food.

But for some reason Indian food in America just doesn't look right, It's nothing like what we have in the restaurants or take-aways here,

>>7548341
>>7548363
>>7548365
>>7548425
>>7550893
looks like someone scooped up some shit from a designated street and plated it

>>7551317

of course it doesn't look 'right' to you limey.

your cuisine is gloried baby food

>>7551361
That's a bit unfair . .. .I can't take the mickey out of American cuisine because there isn't any.

>>7551386
>KEK
DIABETIC BTFO!
#SHOTSFIRED
AMERIFATS ON SUICIDE WATCH
SKYKING, SKYKING, DO NOT REPLY
AYYYYYYLMAO

>>7551386
>take the mickey
shitty food and you all talk like retards, truly the scum of the earth. next time the germans come a knocking I hope you all get annihilated.

>>7551386

>take the mickey

where are you taking him?

hopefully not to one of your restaurants

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>>7551419
Ok, beetus boy.

>>7551437
>le laughing women meme
simbly epic, my inbred, snuggled toothed friend. know how I can tell she isn't British? her eyes aren't 1 mm apart and looking at her face doesn't make me want to vomit. get killed by a muslim ASAP.