What's the healthiest food on their menu?

>>7547648
I always get a mc chicken with lettuce in it. I take off top bun and put semin on it

>>7547654
Wat

McDONALDS WORKERS MASTURBATE INTO THE FOOD

Fuck McDonalds advertising

saged

>>7547662
Yeah right, how would they have the time to even do that? The staff prepare the food so fast and we wouldn't even do that anyway.

>>7547648
Probably the side salad with the Newmans Own vinaigrette as the dressing

Probably a salad with no dressing

>>7547665
i can cum in like 20 secs

>>7547673
Can you cum 500 times a day all in 20 seconds? Or is it like i have to take a 1/500 risk of getting semen in my chicken legend

>>7547648
The receipt or the bag it comes in

>>7547662
Why do we get dicks like you here. Fuck off back to /b/ child

>>7547648
Filet o fish

>>7547673
Is that starting from flaccid ?

>>7547648
HEALTHFUL*

For the sake of ever loving fuck, can you people please stop referring to food as "healthy".

>>7547813

No. "healthful" sounds like cancer. While it may be technically correct it doesn't sound right in normal conversational English.

Though I do agree that it is silly to apply the word "healthy" to a single food. Individual foods are not "healthy", but a diet can be.

>>7547662
Wat if its a gril tho

water

>>7547648

I'll just leave this here

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/10210327/McDouble-is-cheapest-and-most-nutritious-food-in-human-history.html

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>>7547648
IMO a McDouble with a salad and a diet soda or water has the best nutrients/buck ratio and is reasonably healthy.

I usually get a kids meal. Four piece nugget, fries, apple slices, and a milk.

>>7547833
people would pay extra.

>>7547813
Please.

Tbh nothing. Their salads are even loaded with sugar.

>>7547648
Pretty much everything on the menu is healthy. I eat at McDonald's at least 4 times a week and I'm feeling great!

>>7547813

Do you want to eat sick food?

I prefer my food healthy.

>>7547679
It's the latter
I used to work at McDonald's, we did this shit all the time for laffs. Nothing's funnier than looking up and seeing your coworker is furiously masturbating onto a piece of chicken with a shit eating grin

>>7549210
>Implying that can ever happen with how their kitchens are designed

It's not like they get away with that shit with 2 managers present and a kitchen visible from the counter

Also healthiest thing that doesnt taste like ass would be something like
Quarter pounder no sauces or cheese add tomato and lettuce
A side salad also no cheese or sauce
and a sugar free drink like Water or Diet Soda

You also have to live outside USA in a country where shitty unhealthy fillers are illegal. Canada for example has burgers made entirely out of beef chuck

>>7549280
Lol the managers were the worst bro
They get paid $16/hr to make the company thousands every day

>>7549280
>diet soda
>healthy
Ok fatty

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