I'm at the golden corral of taiwan ask me anything

File: IMG_20160407_184956-1.jpg (329KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

329KB, 800x600px

Idk why we're here

looks tasty?

File: IMG_20160407_185623.jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

Those things on the right were pretty much bland biscuits with some American cheese on them. Those are also nuggers in the back

File: IMG_20160407_190139.jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

I got the Japanese seafood broth

Picked some scallops, shrimp, and greens with udon to throw in, never done this before. The green dumpling thing below the shitty biscuit was pretty good, pork cuts were cold and chewy. The tofu skewers were ok.

File: IMG_20160407_193947.jpg (2MB, 3024x4032px) Image search: [Google]

2MB, 3024x4032px

Mint chocolate chip and mango, brety gud.

I had to dip a wafer in the wonderfall, was not good. never even been to a golden corral.

2/10 overall, only redeeming factors were cleanliness and not having to deal with amerifats.

File: fancy-oreo-gift-box.jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

Taiwan is weird, gonna post some other weird shit

File: IMG_20160406_164350-1.jpg (961KB, 1024x1476px) Image search: [Google]

961KB, 1024x1476px

What'll you have /ck/?

Keep it up mister~

File: IMG_20160406_170121-1.jpg (313KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

313KB, 600x800px

>>7547680
This pizza place was bizarre

We ordered the patrick star. It was pretty much taco meat with shitty powdered taco seasoning, broccoli, and a sort of light cream cheese. I've had worse pizza in peru.

2/10, crust was ok.

File: IMG_20160406_170128-1.jpg (358KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

358KB, 600x800px

>>7547690
We also ordered the Queen mozzarella, whatever that means. It was pretty much a shitty bland Margherita pizza. Cheese was definitely non fat and ruined the pizza, asians cant handle the dairy.

2/10 crust was ok

File: IMG_20160406_172509-1.jpg (319KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

319KB, 600x800px

>>7547697
There wasn't even pasta or risotto on the menu

>tfw thought it was golden coral for the longest time in my childhood

any hamplanets? I was recently in China and I was shocked at the number of fatty boombalattys I saw. Hong Kong was even worse, it was almost like being in America for hog spotting

File: IMG_20160407_180629.jpg (3MB, 4032x3024px) Image search: [Google]

3MB, 4032x3024px

>>7547732
I didn't see any, there was a family with mountains of food on their plates.

Idk what the fuck this quaker gift set was, looked like spices or something inside.

File: IMG_20160403_122414-1.jpg (561KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

561KB, 800x600px

mounds of dried fish

File: IMG_20160403_123318-1.jpg (419KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

419KB, 800x600px

Dried squid

>>7547690
>Ordering pizza in Taiwan
It's either overpriced or shit.
Go to the night markets or one of the millions of better restaurants faggot.

File: durr.jpg (114KB, 400x491px) Image search: [Google]

114KB, 400x491px

>>7548134

File: Pepperoni pizza at din tai fung.jpg (318KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

318KB, 600x800px

>>7548136
I did

I always try pizza in any country I visit at least once, it's always interesting how much they fuck it up.

>>7547732
Hong Kong has always had fat people

I've been looking for that picture of the guy explaining how the golden corral is actually more a disgusting fat fuck dinner show than anything else but couldn't find it.
Still looks infinitely better than like the 2 times I've been to one though.

>>7547576
what is that knob under your table for?

>>7548172
For heating his "japanese seafood broth"

>>7548162
Fair enough. Don't forget to try bawan, baozi and some pineapple pastry. Also deep-fried stinky tofu, if you like strong cheese and the smell doesn't make you vomit immediately.

>>7547576
this looks so shit lol

Interesting thread, OP. And terrifying.

>>7548181
nigga that's hot pot

>>7548240
japanese seafood hot pot?

File: IMG_20160402_155328-1.jpg (430KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

430KB, 600x800px

>>7548220
What about big cock pineapple cake?

File: IMG_20160402_041928-1.jpg (382KB, 600x802px) Image search: [Google]

382KB, 600x802px

Found those weird nuts people get a buzz off of, they were laying on the ground

File: IMG_20160403_004202-1.jpg (397KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

397KB, 800x600px

Tasty fried shit

>>7549837
whats that?

>>7549855
Betel nut wrapped in leaves, gives you a buzz a little stronger than caffeine apparently.

>>7549872
>>7549837
>>7549855
I tried those in Thailand

File: IMG_20160403_000711-1.jpg (347KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

347KB, 800x600px

otoro and uni and taipei

>>7549827
is there a way i can use this place to get me laid when im travelling with a girl. tell me your tactics.

File: IMG_20160402_120638-1.jpg (290KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

290KB, 800x600px

Iced pour over with Guatemalan beans

Probably some of the best coffee I've ever had, very surprised at all the good coffee in taiwan.

>>7549977
Use tinder or something, I didn't have enough time in taiwan to go out to bars much. We got super hammered the first night didn't want to drink after that. Doesn't seem harder than anywhere else to get laid. It helps to be tall and white though, I stuck out lol.

File: image.jpg (1MB, 3264x2448px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 3264x2448px

Nice thread, op

File: IMG_20160408_101258-2.jpg (304KB, 600x800px)

304KB, 600x800px

current snacks in my possession

Fancy lemon pocky taste amazing like lemon cookies, the green package is like mini matcha oreos, very good.

The watermelon milk in cartons is also great.

File: IMG_20160408_102209-1.jpg (317KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

317KB, 800x600px

>>7550006
Forgot I have these too, pretty good, coconut flavor tastes kinda fake though.

File: IMG_20160403_001209-1.jpg (388KB, 600x800px) Image search: [Google]

388KB, 600x800px

>>7549970
In* taipei

Here's more nigiri, it seemed like there was a lot more wasabi on these than what I'm used to in the states, is that typical of sushi in Japan as well? I'm not sure if this place used real wasabi or not.

Anon, go to the Ximen night market. Among the novelties there I'd recommend you try are peanut ice cream and squid soup. Idk if they still sell stinky tofu there, but as the other anon mentioned it's like a fried mozzarella stick made with blue cheese that reeks of sweaty feet.

File: mountains.jpg (359KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

359KB, 800x600px

>>7550220
I wanted to back when I was in taipei, probably not gonna have time though, spent a lot of this trip driving through the mountains.

>>7550006
Sweet music

>>7548169
http://pastebin.com/n4FAyL43

This?

File: IMG_20160408_162957-2.jpg (282KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

282KB, 800x600px

I'm here again

>>7547543
So are you a chink?

File: IMG_20160408_163621-1.jpg (298KB, 800x600px) Image search: [Google]

298KB, 800x600px

>>7551010
Nope I'm a white merican'