Hewp a nigga out

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>>7539854
my son likes these 3rd stage baby foods, i think they taste nice too
the beef and veggie one is goat
chicken and rice too

>op is too young to use a blender

>>7540369
fek off cunt !
>i just made delicious veg soup that made me internally orgasm
bert there must be more toof to life then pure's and baby food?

>>7540395
Yeah, sperm.

>>7540402
but im not a faggot like you.

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>>7539906

>>7539854
just make soup dog

>>7539854
IPA. Milkshakes. Soups. Fun experiments with blender.

>>7539854
Has anyone ever licked whipped cream off a retard or stuck a cucumber up their cootch?

>take food
>add liquid
>blend
>pour into cup
>drink

Ta-fucking-da.

>>7539854
Beer. It's bread, but with crunk. Wine works too, that shit's laden with sugar. A single glass of port wine alone can already contain 20g of carbs. That's like drinking mars bars.

Puree soup. Sautee onion, garlic, leek and potato in some olive oil and butter. Cover with water, add a bay leaf, a 3 allspice peppers, 5 black peppers, and chicken stock cubes. Boil for 30 minutes or longer. Crush with a stick blender. Add cream, stir together, bring to a bubble and remove from heat. Taste, season, taste again, serve. Can be served cooled down, if your toofs are prone to bleeding. If you need a completely cold soup, look up gazpacho.

>>7540620
Oh right, remove the bay leaf before blending. That shit's good for flavour, but only in reasonable measures. Plus it's kinda toxic too.