What are some creative things I can do with a sausage, /ck/?

hang muslims

>>7532686
deep throat it until it comes out of your ass.

>>7532686
Hang yourself with it

Smack Muslims or Jews in the face, so long as it's 100% pork if course

You can hang a Mexican with it.

How much sausage we talking here?
If it's greater than 25kg, respond and let me know. I can get you a solid hook up and if you keep the sausage coming, you're not going to be worrying about money anymore.

>>7532686
Shove it 3 ft up some tranny's ass.

>>7532689
Hah, classic Carlos

Eat it raw in one sitting and die for various reasons.

I like to have like a stir fry with bell peppers and onions and garlic.

>>7532686
Sausage is harem you will be beheaded for such insolence.

dip bullets in it

>>7532686
Have a party

Eat it.

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>>7532686
Strangle a mudslime with it. He won't be able to defend himself because touching it is haram.

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>>7532687
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>>7532686
Fuckin hang yourself or someone else.

>>7532705
what about is was sexist?

>>7532722
maybe the one about the faggot

>>7532741
that would be homofobic not sexist

slide it in your bum-bum, chum

Use it as a barrier to keep muslims from entering your country. With enough sausage you can entirely encircle muslim countries to prevent muslims from leaving.

>>7533879
That won't work since they could just use an airplane.

>>7533902
>Sausage around the airports

There we go!

>>7532686
you can do a rougaï, cut sausage in few inches parts, cook it with tomatoes, spices, oignon and eat it with rice
or try doing meatballs

>>7532686
Not really creative, but my favorite prep is tossing in sauerkraut, carrots, turnips, and quartered onions. Roast til delicious. Serve with mustard

>>7532705
Now that is a punchable face.