Fucking milk gnomes

>>7528878
Cream, half-and-half

>>7528878
>kraft dinner
Just go to the store and buy another bag of milk

Oddly enough it comes out fine without milk. This is how my significant other makes it. Maybe add a little more butter than usual if you want some creaminess.

>>7528879
What if I don't got that, will cream cheese work? Or mayo?

>>7528878
You know all that jizz you've been saving in gatorade bottles?

>>7528878
Get your roommate and both cum as much as you can into the mix. Should work as a decent substitute but it might become a bit saltier than you're used to.

>>7528884
I don't know about mayo, but cream cheese would definitely work. Sour cream too.

>>7528883
Too much butter makes the shit gross. And kraft without milk belongs in the trash

>>7528889
It's yellow now

>>7528878
Tell your room mate to get off his ass and get milk

>>7528897
So is mac and cheese so it shouldn't make much difference.

>>7528878
I have used water in the past, it makes the cheese sauce sharper in taste.

>>7528878
Make it old fashion style and you can cut it like a piece of pie. Amazing.
Cook Mac noodles 5
Min. Grease cast iron skillet with bacon grease, 2 handful noodles, 3 handful cheese..repeat layers, ending with cheese on top. Pour milk over this till skillet about 1/2-3/4 full milk. Bake 375 45 min. Amazing. Sry. I'm
Drunk mate. Will do a tutorial on this one day. It's really good tho.

>>7528878
Lindsay I thought you were referring to yourself as a milk gnome - cheese is milk, butter is milk, and well plain milk as well.

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>>7528912
>pour milk
Leave me thread

>>7528917
I'm lactose intolerant

>>7528878
Just use water.

Evaporated milk, powdered milk and breast milk might work as substitute.

Make a roux
Add any kind of stock or well seasoned water
Create a sauce
Add the cheese and butter
Season to taste

You don't need milk if you know what the fuck you're doing. This method will be even creamier than your shitty way.

>>7529030

He's making mac and cheese from a box. He clearly doesn't know what he's doing.

>>7529030
Memelord detected

Stop being a lazy shit and just go to the fucking store.

Also, take better care of the shit you don't want your roommate having access to.

>>7528891
No koreans allowed on this board