Alright /ck/ give me your best recipes so I can wow my family

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>>7527683

>>7527690
Give me something difficult I've take a couple of classes and I'm pretty skilled

Buy some hot pockets

Put in microwave

Walla

But making your own guacamole can be quite cathartic, if you're going to put tomatoes in it, don't put too much. And be sure to make everything proportional to your needs

First time I made it was very bland and watery, just barely palatable

>>7527708
>tomatoes
>red fruit
>Guacamole
>Green sauce
ONLY GREEN THINGS BELONG IN QUAC REEEEEEEÉ

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>>7527683

>>7527683
look at the ck booru

>>7527769
better be bait, anon

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>>7527694
Kay.

>>7527790
American "food," everyone. I say this as an American, for the record... this kinda shit needs to stop.

>>7527792
Leave my country.

>>7527792
I bet you've never even had a luther burger or turducken, commie.

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>>7527708

>Walla

I want this meme to end.

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>>7527792
Traitor

>>7527790
le bacon XDDDD

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>>7527769

>>7527683
Honestly? Just buy takeout and then plate it as if you made it yourself.

Do you really think they would know anybetter? And since you come here I doubt you actually know how to cook

>>7527800
I feel like this is one of the less offensive shit memes