Trader Joe's is closing all of its stores by 2017.

bro what

>>7526419
>>7526419

April Fools joke. Snopes debunked it.

damn its real

https://www.yahoo.com/style/trader-joe-close-stores-2017-104416136.html

day early

http://www.snopes.com/trader-joes-april-fools-day/

Trader Joe's is doing better than ever.

They have a 10/10 business model and also have a monopoly on the lazy fucks with money to spare market.

Isn't Trader Joes like the only legit place to get semi-decent groceries in the New York City urban centers? I remember Maddox bitching about it once when he was saying how much New York sucks.

Trader Joes is just Aldi for hipsters.

No seriously, its the same corporation.

>>7526436

NYC has a combination of corner bodegas and drug stores, low end grocery places (Key Foods), a bunch of small, overpriced specialty shops/delis, and then TJ's and Whole Foods.

>>7526494

Every time I've gone into an Aldi it felt like I was shopping at a gas station.

>>7526436
TJ's in NYC is awful. Shopping here is all about specialty stores and ethnic markets.

>>7526541
Maddox doesn't like good food though. He wants shit that comes in brands. He's actually said "Nobody eats an apple every day because we're not in the great depression."

I liked how when I've been in large cities, I didn't need to go out of my way at all for produce. I could just wait for a shop to intersect my path.

>>7526494

yup, this

it cracks me up how many people don't realize and think they are high class for shopping at trader joes

>>7526494
>>7526499
This. You'd have to actually shop at Aldis.

>>7526629
Does Aldi have cheap nuts too?

>>7526587
>shit that comes in brands.
Jesus Christ how horrifying