Food Habits

christ how fat are you? you fat fuck.

>>7519636
Last time I was making a big batch of food to store and waiting for it to cook I said fuck it and ate 10 bowls of cereal smearing peanut butter on cake icecream sandwiches. Then mixed bran, corn flakes and oats in a big mug added sugar and ate that watching tv. Immediately began having stomach ache and went to sleep. Woke up and drank the sugar-carb mush.
I never thought I would eat again.

>>7519636
I break my kit kats down wafer by wafer and eat them slowly.

If people are eating Easter candy near me I might take a small bite off of someone else's thing and have my sugar fix for the rest of the day, because I'm no longer 5.

>>7519681
>I might take a small bite off of someone else's thing

>adding malt vinegar to food
>always shake the bottle up first
I have no idea why I started this habit but I'm too far in to stop.

>>7519877
I shake pretty much any liquid before using it, I don't know why.

Keep mah ketchup in the fridge

A lot of soy sauce. Or I cook another sauce, based on soy one. It's an addiction.

>>7519890
even soda

>>7520353

Especially soda

When I chew things I always make sure to have an equal amount of food on each side of my mouth. Even gum

>>7519678
Same! I also lick all the flavoring off of my chips and such before eating them.

i eat rochers layer by layer, and i ball up the wrappers the same as OP

>>7520623
;)

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>>7519636
wearing a diaper and this pretty dress when i serve drinks at a party

>>7520675
heh my dress spells the death of a thread

>>7519681
I don't eat other people's food but yeah I can get my candy fix off of one or two pieces. Not a big fan of sweets.

>>7519636
Hell yeah. Like you would be punished for eating too many sweets. Or like you are able to cheat yourself. Absolutely irrational thing. Why the bloody hell I do this? And why do you? It's time to stop that.

I cant eat pizza without some form of chip or cracker inside it. Preferably plain lightly salted Lays or Cheezits. Just put them on and fold it like a sandwich.

the first bite out of any apple I always chomp in with just my top teeth, rotate and repeat until I can rip out a perfect circle of apple.