How does /ck/ feel about Hooters? I've never been

>>7514439

decent wings

the servers are chad-bait

If you go there and you're over 18 you're a fucking retard

Are we supposed to look at girls breasts or not?

>>7514448

never.

that is rape.

>>7514439
>those people who actually believe the waitresses are into them

GREAT TITS

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>>7514455

>>7514439
Is that owl's wing supposed to look like a vagina?

>>7514439
Shitty food, stupid lazy women servers, and overwhelming cigar smoke.

10/10

>>7514439
It's the sort of joint that used to be better twenty years ago but they've let themselves go. Now it's just a second job for good looking women and a place for men who are too embarrassed to just go to a strip club. They've got super good onion rings tho, I'll give them that.

Went there with my boyfriend, had the spiciest tendies they had, not bad honestly.

>>7514526
lol going to watch this episode now

>>7514439
Food has severely went downhill in the past 10 years

Waitresses aren't even hot anymore, it's nothing but skanks that just barely still have an ok body and are about 5 years away from working in a truck stop. They don't even pretend anymore, they all have this, "what do you want? Ok here's your shit asshole" attitude

>>7514592
please be my gf

>>7514444
nice royal quads bro

>>7514439
Went once with my wife and her son. Tendies were ok, girls were ok, wife and her son were ok

>>7514439
You go for the atmospheres, not the food

Meh food served by ugly girls with big boobs.

Why not go to am actual bar at that point, you'd get the same shit.

>>7514657
>everything is there

>>7514439
Sometimes acquaintances from other countries come to the US for vacation and when I meet up with them it's all like "Oh there's this new place that just opened a few weeks ago or there's Hooters."

"Hooters"

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i like their chicken and the ladies are nice my mom took me there after we went to cosplay festival

picture is me

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>>7515015
if that really is you, kill yourself faggot.

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>>7515057
>

It's desperately American.

The food is pretty good there like 20 different flavors of Buffalo wings. And there's a lot of eye candy. Plus the waitress don't mind u taking a pic with them

>>7515015
the brown one is pretty qt.

>>7514439
Awesome wings, decent sauces (really their downfall is the sauces). Usually good atmosphere with scantily clad fairly attractive women. Wingsday platter is best value on wednesdays. 10 boneless wings and fries for like 6.99. Regular "hot" buffalo sauce is best, spicy garlic would be equally as good if the heat wasn't derived from cayenne and the more you eat the more it burns. Also, Hooters doesn't have a "no guns" policy as far as I know and are my go-to for wings if I'm going to eat out since BWW has lost my business permanently- despite how much I prefer their sauces.

Best dishes- Wings(boneless/regular), lots a' tots, buffalo chicken sandwich

Best hooters location I've ever visited in Florida, worst was a location attached to a hotel in Virginia off Rte 10/I-95 intersection.

I've spent a lot of time in Hooters restaurants.

>>7514448
They don't care as long as you tip well

>>7515015
>Those forced smiles

>>7515057
Do you have brain damage?

They're an anachronism in the age of widespread access to Internet porn.

>>7514617
> terrible service and food
> I know this because I carried on going anyway
> for ten years

>>7514439
Outdated meme restaurant that's on its deathbed.

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>>7515157
Boi...

>>7514621
you're replying to a numale m8

>>7514439
The tits are good. Food is meh.

>>7515199
I make all my wings at home now m8. Much cheaper and better than restaurants. Moving to a rural county has also discouraged eating out for wings. I've got it down to where the mess is equal to frying a pound of bacon on the stove, though I'd really like to get a propane grill with a side burner for frying.

Shit desu, its food much worse than Applebee's and double the price because that 26 year old HS dropout that already has 3 kids served it to you in a skimpy outfit.

If I want tits I'll use the Internet or a hooker. The food is shit

I've never been seeing how there's no locations near me at all
but i do wanted to try it out for the sake of trying it out

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>>7514439
Best buffalo chicken sandwich and wings. Everything else is just decent.

>>7514592
Why would two faggots go to Hooters?

>>7514444
Quads don't lie, wings are decent

>>7514657
All these memes in one post, truly an inspiration

>>7515015
>That look on the cashier's face

If it's a Hooters in a big city it's nice tits and mediocre food. If it's in a small town, it's mediocre tits and mediocre food

when I was 16 I went there with my friend, it was his birthday and they made him stand on a table in the middle of the room and give a blowjob to a hotdog

and another time when the waitress put the check on the table she said "dont forget to double the tax!"

I don't live far from the original Hooters in Clearwater, FL but Winghouse > Hooters now down here

My uncle wanted to take me there and I was too embarassed I'd sperg out there, so I told him he was gay and then he told my parents, and we had a family meeting where they told me it was ok to be gay, completely backfired on me

>>7515635
my parents confronted me about being gay once, I came home one night and they were waiting in the kitchen to talk to me about it.
I'm not gay, but they thought I was because I never bring any girls around the house

mom, what if I told you the reason I don't bring girls around is because I'm overweight and have difficulty making friends?

some how being gay is an easier pill for parents to swallow than their son being a gross beta

>>7514439
I'm into small tits so I don't see a reason to ever go to Hooters. I don't think they exist in my area anyway.

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>Dad took my to Hooters for my 18th birthday 'to make me into a man'
>One of the worst experiences of my life, certainly the reason I am still a virgin 7 years later
>Waitress comes to take our order
>Dad loudly says 'Come on son, no staring at her body' and laughs and pats me on the arm
>I ask for Boneless Wings with Curly fries and a coke
>Dad loudly gasps and says 'NO! Son, no more childs food for you!'
>tells the waitress 'get him a More Than a Mouthful Burger, with a side of Big Dipper Fries.'
>pats the fucking waitress on the ass and says 'Maybe if you get him some extra Big Dippers he'll give you an extra big slipper' and laughs again
>the waitress eventually brings our food
>I start eating
>it is OK
>can't finish the whole thing though
>have about 1/8th of the burger and a few fries leftover at the end
>dad gets pissed at this when I tell him I am full
>Tells me that the waitresses 'tits will deflate because of what a whining prick you are'
>tells me that if I can't get another animalistic sensation surrounded by 'hot chicks' to eat a nice pile of meat then I will always be a pussy
>makes me eat the rest of the food
>points out whenever a waitress is bending over or something and makes me look to 'fuel my appetite'
>ended up being sick when I got home

>>7515753
Seems like old people think that staring at women is some kind of mating call.

>>7515015
>polyester shorts, leggins and that pussy air blocking holsters to hold the menus

stincky pussies/10 would not date

>>7515810
If anything, you'd be the one in the kitchen?

>>7514439
I went once with a couple of clients upon their insistence. The food was whatever, but the old as balls motherfucker made it increidibly awkward trying to touch the girls, despite several firm reprimands.

I'd say just go eat at a strip club, but after cover and booze all you get is a jerk off in a grimey bathroom stall.

>>7514439
food is shit and only weirdos wanna go there

i'll stick to Wingstop

>>7515873
why would you hate big tits?

>>7515886
>it's okay to overpay for <x> because <x>
I don't care how hot the girls are when I can get a giant fuckoff bag of wings from the store for $10 and then jerk off at home for free