So, I was on Yelp earlier today, and ran across the name of a business that sounds so much like a porn star's name that I couldn't stop laughing and thinking of different movies said name would star in. So, here's a game, /ck/. Come up with porn names and porn star names using restaurants in your area. Mine ( using two actual restaurant names)
"Fancy Funnel Cakes" starring BJ Cinnamon
"Four Sisters Cafe"
"Jack's Urban Eats"
"Flip N Shake" starring Shave Monster
>"Sushi Bang Bang" starring Two Georges
"Skintime With Jenna"
(desu, this isn't a restaurant, it's a waxing place, but the name made me laugh)
Imagine if guy fieri and jack scalfani collaborated and opened a restaurant together.
They could call it Jack n' Guy's
Jackn' guys
"Curry Club" starring Vampire Penguin
Mountain Mike's "In-N-Out"
"Hotpot Express" starring Carmelita
>>7481164
FUND IT
Pho King
I don't even need to make a title
Carolina's "Tasty Palace"
>>7481191
ahahahahahahaaaaaaa
For those that like scat pron:
"Chipotle Mexican Grill"
Jerk Choice, starring Uncle Julio