How often do you eat a BLT?

>>7453731
every time i blow a load in your mother's mouth.

>>7453751
So,every 45 minutes or so?

>>7453751
So several times a day?
How fucking fat are you, mane?

Never

About twice to three to three times a week in the summer when I have a fuck-ton of tomatoes and lettuce in my garden.

>>7453751
So, you're a virgin and have never had a BLT?
I feel bad for you

>>7453872
No. Raw tomatoes are fucking pig disgusting to me.

Once a month maybe.

BLTs are pretty fantastic, though.

>>7453874
Why?

>>7453874
You sound pretty shit.

>>7453897
I always hear people say they taste snotty, I don't get this

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Seriously not enough

>>7453975
They don't know what a garden is.

How do you make a BLT without adding mayo, chicken, egg or onion?

I use avocado instead of lettuce.

>>7453986
>>7453987

That's not a BLT, then

>>7453731
Does anyone else think BLTs are Unbelievably unsatisfying?
Like bacon was not meant to be a solo sandwich meat

>>7454208

No.

If I have good tomatoes I'll sometimes make just tomato and mayo sandwiches, and they're more than satisfying. BLT's are perfect.

You sound like a fatty.

Chicken and Avocado BLT
with Turkey Bacon

>>7454234
Coming from the one that literally eats mayonnaise and bread

>>7454291

>literally eats mayonnaise and bread

Do you even know what thread you're in?

>>7453995
Exactly. Simple improvements that you have no reason not to do makes it not a BLT.
So how do you actually make a BLT without doing simple improvements that makes it not a BLT?

>>7454306
You dont eat a BLT because they're shit

honestly haven't had a BLT in months.

>>7454306
The mayo is THE simple improvement that is good to go. Anything else and you're just looking at making a club

>>7454319
The question still stands. Why make a BLT when you can make a club?

>>7454320
Do whatever you want, but this isn't a club thread, is it?

>>7453731
senpai BLT is just meme desu food

I don't eat eggs, my options for savory breakfast foods at diners are slim. So pretty often. Love BLTs, they're not too heavy, God-tier texture. They're like Tetris. There's nothing you can remove and have a functional full sandwich, but adding anything makes it a fundamentally different sandwich. An indivisible, perfect concept

>>7454208
You need at least two layers of bacon, if not three

I know the feeling you're talking about, but that's only if it's a light BLT. A heavy BLT is totally satisfying, even if a bit salt overload...everyone needs a good salt overload from time to time