Trump Steaks

They're the world's greatest steaks.

it's just prime angus beef. you can get that anywhere.

the resulting product depends on the cook who actually prepares the meat.

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Pretty soon he is expanding the menu by adding tubesteak. As in his tubesteak. It will be webbed chilled, up you ass, with a generous side of smarmy fuck-u.

>>7437619
That steak in the middle looks dry as fuck.

Can you learn how to make Trump steaks at Trump University?

His milksteak is world class

I couldn't ever eat a Trump steak. I just get the image of him touching every steak personally for some reason and it weirds me out

Didn't he try to sell these at a salon? Some great businessman.

>>7439959
nah it was at sharper image which is also fucking weird

>>7437622
Weren't good enough to save The Sharper Image.

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>tfw no one will ever buy you a subscription for Omaha Steaks

>>7437619
lol the Sharper Image no longer exists

>>7439971
Ahh no little puppy. I give you luv and kisses! I give you steak flavored ice cream! I give you huggles! I give you bellie wubs!

>>7439971
omaha is actually a shit. CI did a review awhile back.

>>7437677
>As in his tubesteak
So, tapas.

>>7440029
CI?

Also I don't think they are shit.

They aren't worth crazy hype, but they aren't bad.

>>7439971
I'm a Prime Member of Omaha Steaks
It's not great.
Only time I buy is when their actual STORE near me has "unpublished" sales of super-clearance items... get like $600 worth of stuff for $100.
That's pretty neat.