Behold my mess

>>7415306

the orange looks good

>>7415311
the other half went to preserving the other half of the avocado.

>>7415306
I want to lick your keyboard.

>>7415340
you are now immune to all modern infectious diseases.

>>7415388
pussy ass bitch, I've never puked drinking bourbon. only sugary bitch drinks make me vomit.

>>7415391
i usually drink too much bourbon and end up puking. What's the thing other than the avocado and sausage and orange?

>>7415419
2 hash browns, pan fried. horseradish sauce, cilantro-jalapino sriracha.

>>7415306
is that the joe rogan meme hot sauce he shills on his instagram over your sausages, you fucking degenerate?

>>7415437
were those the only condiments you had left?

>>7415306
is that relish or hotsauce? or somethin else?

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>>7415453
It's called sriracha because it's aged in plastic barrels with sugar. sold at trader joes.

>>7415441
el yucateco green is great hot sauce you nigger.

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>>7415451
They're the spiciest I had on hand, you pathetic faggot. I'm sorry I didn't have any cucumber aioli for your sensitive, accurate palate.

>>7415306
>coors lite
I bet your drink Goose Island.

>>7415471
a friend bought this and didn't like it, so she gave it to me and my gf. 10/10 on eggs, we are going through it so fast. I picked up another bottle at TJs last weekend, for when we run out.

>>7415501
>green
>not mayan
plebe taste

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>>7415306
>Ezra Brooks
You know how I know you're a habitual drunk?

Because I'm one and I drink Ezra Brooks fairly regularly.

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>>7415707
>spicy

Get on my level faggot