if i eat here will i die?

you're gonna die whether or not you do

>>7414657
wh0a

it would be extremely tasty

>>7414666
4 u

>>7414664
*w0ah

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>he baneposts on /ck/

Actually, it's probably one of the safest periods to eat at Chipotle, as you'd figure they'd be paying extra attention to the quality and procurement avenues of their ingredients.

Not even shilling: Chipotle is shit and you shouldn't eat there, but you shouldn't be afraid of getting food poisoning either. At least, any more than you should whenever you eat out anywhere. Hey, remember when everyone in the media was telling us we were all going to die of ebola, or SARS, or Mad Cow, or how caftanned brown people with AKs were going to murder every Westerner everywhere? It's the same fucking shit. A complete overreaction playing on your fears.

Don't eat at fucking Chipotle. But refrain because it's a shitty company with shitty food, not because you're a dumbass who doesn't understand math.

>>7414652
I hope so.

I just ate here today and I haven't died yet.

Well my stomach seems a little upset I'm sure it's nothing though.

Ohhh boy.. OHHH BOY ITS HITTING ME NOW FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>7414652
No, but afterwards, your rectum will be begging for death.

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>>7414693
>Not even shilling
thats exactly what a shill would say...

Sister eats there daily, no ebolas yet.

>>7414652
I would be extremely painful.