Today is National Toast Day. Toast and Post.

I choose d2

e5 claimed

>>7409852
>>7409894
Patrician choices.
C6 taken

F6 please

b5 please

e3, back off

>>7409746
F5 because it's warped as fuck like a shemales penis.

d5's gone lads

c4 niggas

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>>7409926

G2 bruh

>>7409936
He said c4, not i9 you black piece of shit.
>inb4 muh references

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>>7409938

>>7409746
I don't understand, are the letters supposed to be heat levels and the numbers indicating minutes? Or is it a simple 9x9 gradient where i2 would be the same as b8?

Either way, d6 with a good brush of butter on top.

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c9 is out of place

>>7410108

> allowing something that dark inside your body

KEK
UCKC
CKCU
KCUC

H6

e2 is mine

>>7409746
F1 BITCHES

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>white bread

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>>7410411

> white people

>>7409746
>if you dont pick i9 youre a racist piece of trump voting bigoted naive hitler sympathizer

Today is National Tortilla Chip Day actually.

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>>7410413
>bread people

I like my bread like my women: white and soft.

A1 master race

C5 thanks.

>>7409746
J9

>>7409746
>3dTd

i haven't owned a toaster in years ):

>>7409746
I'll take a crunchy F6 please.

>>7409746

What's the point? Everything in line diagonally is exactly the same . I guess the twice as hot at half as long meme isn't so silly.

B4

G1

>toasting bread
>white bread slices

it's like you want cancer

>>7412371
I doubt the lines actually correspond to time*temperature exactly. It could be twice as hot for a quarter as long and produce straight lines; we don't know the scale of each axis.

anything between d3 and e4 is fine imo, any more than that and it starts to get that ruined taste.

>>7409746
i9 please

c3 IS MINE FUCK YES A LITTLE BIT OF BUTTER

G4
srry plebs