I like figs. Do you like figs?

your garlic looks a bit funny op

Do fig Newtons count?

>>7402807
I hope so, because I love me the fucking fig newtons

>>7402789
Thats cloves of garlic you fucking moron

>>7402789
Figs are fucking beautiful. Fresh or even dried.

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I usually get kalamata crown figs
far better than mission figs

Love dried figs. Only had fresh figs once and they weren't that fresh because they had to be shipped to the east coast.

>>7402906
Which each coast?
There are many condiments, anon.

That looks like dehydrated goatse anus

dried figs are so fucking good its unbelievable

Omg, I love them

Theyre becoming a memefood where I am, but yes, theyre great, even got a fig tree.

>>7402789
Fig wine. Get some

>>7403043
>even got a fig

Ok, will admit I am jealous.

>>7403043
It'll probably spread from coasts to flyover during for a couple years, then Fox & CNN will announce the horrific news that figs contain sugar, and sugar is bad mm'kay, and people will move on to the next meme.

>>7402789
I go every summer to pick them, my town has a ton of trees in lands in the shoreline that dont belong to anyone, they're great to make jam

>>7402789
i use dried figs for soup. gives a great taste to soups.

i used to but i got a pack that were maggot infested which traumatized me a bit

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I like mature common figs, used to pick them off a tree in croatia.
>mfw i think back to those times

>>7403277
I like this idea. What kinds of soups anon?

>>7403361
Dried fig soup

Are Japanese the only slant-eye Asians who like figs? My family can't get enough, both fresh and dry. I've had friends try both fresh and dried and they just hate figs.

>introduce thai girl to figs
>she fucking hates them
>introduce chinese girl to figs
>she fucking hates them
>introduce vietnamese girl to figs
>she fucking hates them
>introduce whole cambodian family to figs
>they fucking hate them
>introduce indonesian couple to figs
>they both fucking hate them

Is it like white people and coriander leaves? Is there some genetic component that makes non-Jap Asians hate figs or something?

>>7402831
Dried figs, you autistic fuck

>>7403460
How the fuck could you not tell he was trying to be funny

>>7403477
My wife's son thought it was funny

>>7403442
i hate this stupid post

>>7403491
We hate you too

>>7403442
my chinese girlfriend liked them until she heard about how they are pollinated

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>>7403496

Speak for yourself, binglefrommer.

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>mfw the last two Winters killed the fuck out of the fig tree in my yard

>mfw even if it does grow back it will take ten or fifteen years before it produces like it did in the Summer of 2012 and 2013.

>>7403506
please, whatever you do, don't tell us how they're pollinated

>>7403521
Wasp pollinates fug then wasp gets stuck and dies and the fig fruit digests the wasps.
Figs contain dead wasps.

>>7403521
You're eating a dissolved wasp

>>7403540
>>7403545
Eh, that's widely regarded as an old wives' tale and doesn't reflect the way that figs are pollinated in 2016.

>>7402789
OP is a fig

>>7403568
give this man an upvote

>plant black mission fig tree in garden
>expect nothing of it thinking West Germany is far too cold for it
>get flooded with figs every fall, pantry is stacked with fig jam now because I cant eat them quick enough when they're fresh

figs with goat cheese and honey are GOAT

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tfw you have fig tree

Oh bring us some figgy pudding
Oh bring us some figgy pudding
Oh bring us some figgy pudding
And bring it out here

Father is from Crete. He has a ton of purple figs there on his land, they're delicious fresh off the tree. We live in Northern Indiana and have a fig tree in our front yard. You can grow them in more places than you'd think.

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>>7405699
>Northern Indiana
>growing figs

Sheeeiit.

>>7402789
I love figs.

>>7402807
>>7402829

Only Newton Figs

>>7403540
>then wasp gets stuck and dies and the fig fruit digests the wasps
Not every wasp gets stuck? I thought only some do, most get out.

>>7403570
Thanks for the gold, kind stranger!!!

>>7402789
I've never actually eaten one, just fig newtons.

they're aight

there were people down my block with a fig tree with a branch that hung over their fence a little so you could pick figs from the side walk

they pruned that branch the bunch of cunts

also you know figs have bees in them right? figs are not vegan

>>7405859
My parents had some banana trees at their house and some local bums kept sneaking into the back yard and stealing all the bananas. My dad went out and chased after one of them with a broom and ran him off. A couple days later they woke up to find that someone had snuck out there during the night and chopped them all down with a machete and threw banana leaves and hacked up parts of banana trees all over the yard.

I thought it was pretty funny, but my parents were not amused.

>>7402909
Stop using the word anon you filthy ducking casual
>d, look at it