>make the water as salty as the sea of naples

>>7395112
naples florida here, our water is pretty salty

salt here, naples is pretty watery

>>7395112
what about a salty nipple? are we doin body shots and no one invited me? fucking skells

>>7395112
i mean you're not going to drink all the water right
not all of the salt you add gets absorbed into whatever you're cooking

>>7395399
But you're not gonna eat plain noodle man

I mean I salt potato soup because it's just a starch broth, but pasta's going to have a salty sauce on it in the first place, and it takes less salt to make the sauce tasty than to make the plain noodles tasty

>>7395153
sw fl fuck naples u aint southern

>>7395412
>but pasta's going to have a salty sauce on it in the first place

Maybe if you're fat.

>>7395112
>facebook frog
You deserve worse.

>>7395153
yeah cus everyone pisses in it

>>7396865
salt makes you fat? sauce on pasta makes you fat? you hate fat people so much you become retarded?