Cringe Thread

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>Raw vegan oatmeal
>10 drops stevia

http://thefitveganginger.blogspot.com/2015/03/raw-vegan.html?m=0

>>7394978
>"sushi"
>literally california rolls with cayenne mayo, french's fried onions, and sriracha or catsup

>>7394984
That's still sushi whether you like it or not.

>>7394984
>>7394988

both your viewpoints are correct, but im curious whose autism is the strongest & who will consequently win out in the inevitable pissing contest

ill wait

>>7394995
/ck/ should really watch Sushi Police.

>>7394848
Did she cut that with a hack saw? I mean say what you will about the recipe, presenting something like that on your blog is kind of unforgivable.

You know, you could probably do actual peanuts in sushi and make some weird Thai sushi abortion. Would taste good.

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>>7394848
Jesus fucking christ, she looks like a gremlin.

>>7394848
>>7394861
>>7394865
>>7394867
>>7394978
What in the hell? This is a trainwreck.

>>7394984
>>7395014
Sushi isn't some sacred thing. Ever go to Japan? They have retarded things on sushi too. All over the place.

>>7395127
Please refrain from speaking ill of Ginger before the lord smites you.

>>7394978

You know you fuckers would eat this

>>7394988
>>7395161
>someone does something retarded to carbonara
>OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW DARE THEY THIS IS NOT REAL FUCKING CARBONARA

>someone does something retarded to sushi
>Nothing wrong with that, it's still sushi. You're a filthy weeb if you complain about it.

Why the double standard?

>>7395127
Still would.

I'd finish in her mouth and ask her if she'll purge it later or just skip her next serving of cucumber and ice chips.

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Someone thought this was a good idea.

>>7395486
i don't think you can eat the stem.

http://kinfood.tumblr.com/

>Submissions, questions, requests, and recipe reviews are welcome. This blog is open to kin of all dietary preferences and is run by a mythkin, and a lion therian. All non-vegetarian posts will be tagged ‘meat recipe’. We will do our best to post regularly! We hope you enjoy. Bon appétit!

>>7395305
You're selectively remembering things. There are people in the carbonara threads too saying it doesn't matter (I should know, I'm one of them.)

>>7394867
hard anus holes with diarrhea dip

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>>7395042

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>>7395502

>>7395517
>tomatos as an alternative to jello
that's like saying... fuck i can't even get on to a level this retarded

>>7395127
Why is her head so big and red?

>>7395498

meh vegans will eat anything if it's presented in form of something that originally has meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjnEBI-POhM

An classic

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NLdkvEziZUc

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Saw this randomly today looking for something else...

After my wtf moment and nearly gagging I saved it for the next /ck cringe thread.

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>>7395574
I was going to mock your perceived hatred of vegetables until I noticed they were floating in ranch dressing. I can only assume the person who took this photo is a complete and utter psychopath who wants to hurt people.

>>7395127
This has to be photoshop, her head cannot be that big/body that small.

>>7395539
That's just what happens to white people when you spend long enough drinking too much.

>>7395916
Looks like a joke about serving salad as a cereal.

>>7395127

Thats the girl from the webm where she makes a backflip on a trampolin and pees in return. hold on lemme find dis.

>>7395916
>>7395965
No, it's that ginger girl in the OPs creation. She calls it cinnamon crunch or whatever. Low cal soy milk with cinnamon vegies and stevia. Always tons of stevia. Check out the thread about her on lolcow. She eats those 0 cal condiments and puts tons of mustard and stevia on everything. Also she wants to publish a cook book. She's batshit.

>>7395517
>vegan wolfkin

ok buddy

>>7396544
What I don't get is why anyone would choose stevia. That shit leaves the most foul aftertaste.

Surely you can get some organic fair trade carbon neutral raw cane sugar without too much more effort than you spend looking for stevia extract.

>>7395127
I can't imagine what's going on with her body. B12, iron, zinc, vitamin d, omega 3's, hell... I'm the same height as her and weigh around 88lbs, and I swear she's at least 20lbs lighter.

>>7395517
So vegetarians who have never eaten heart before are now eating tomatoes instead of heart? Uh, ok.

>>7395517
>Alternative to jello
DO THESE FUCKWADS NOT KNOW AGAR EXISTS?

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>>7396667
It's tumblr, take a guess

>>7396544
What's lolcow?

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>>7396697
It's like old /cgl/ has its own website.

>>7397075
I drink that stuff when I get constipated.

>>7396697
it has lots of fat and ugly women on it

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You could hit image limit just by posting the "recipes" this cunt makes.

> Protein Mugcake

>Ingredients
>1. One scoop protein powder (I used vega!)
>2. 2 T brown rice protein powder
>3. One packet stevia
>4. 1/2 cup water
>5. 1/2 tsp ginger, ground
>6. Dashes of cinnamon, nutmeg, and allspice/cloves
>7. 1/2 tsp baking powder


>Method
>1. Mix all dry ingredients together in a small, microwave safe bowl.
>2. Stir in water and mix well, ensuring NI clumps remain.
>3. Microwave on high for 1 min 30 seconds. Let cool, sprinkle with ginger, and enjoy!

>>7397075
>cat vomit in a lettuce leaf.

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>>7395127
Would you?

>>7395925
angles

>>7395127
She's 19. Jesus this kid is going to die eating this shit. I've noticed a lot of vegans look like they age horribly and have leathery skin.

>>7397174
wtf dude

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>>7394861
HOW IS OATMEAL NOT VEGAN ALREADY?!

>>7397386
A lot of people add butter to it or use milk in addition to or instead of water to cook it.

>>7397391
Yes but... oats. OATS. I can't.

>>7397396
Ok.

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>>7397334
I found this on her facebook page. Her friends and relatives seem very aware of it.

>>7395127
She's either completely off the deep end or severely delusional about the benefits of a vegan diet. From what I've read, she claims that a vegan diet cured her degenerative eye disease and no longer needs glasses, eliminated her migraines, and weaned her off thyroid medication. No wonder she looks so fucking ghastly, her diet is probably killing her.

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>>7397539
Veganism -> B12 + Omega 3 deficiency -> Mental Issues -> Orthorexia

It's a vicious cycle.

>>7397574
Would you?

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>>7397174
>That baby accent
Fuck man, if he gives that only 7/10 and he's frequently going through a jar that big, what's his 10/10?

>>7397593
I probably would too

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>>7397521
Damn, christfags can really dish it

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>>7397630
>whatveganseat
Top kek

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>>7394848
I want a cook along of the sauerkraut sushi. Has anyone actually attempted these recipes?

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>>7396680
Did someone break into my house, steal my cat's diarrhea, and put it on a plate for their blog?

>>7397670
>my cat's diarrhea

>>7397075
And the stuff in the lettuce leaf looks exactly like his puke. I'm changing my locks.

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>>7397670
>steal my cat's diarrhea

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>>7397599
He's probably this guy.

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I thought it was raw pork.

>>7397698
I've had vegan ice cream before it's actually not too bad. The peanuts should be chopped though.

>>7397711
You mean crunched.

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>>7397688
She's coming for you.

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>>7397722
Watch out

>>7397711
I didn't say that vegan ice cream was bad. In fact, I think the So Delicious and Luna and Larry's brands are pretty good.

That's frozen bananas and cherries.

>>7397734
Still not that bad really, considering the amount of plated liquid shit in this thread.

>>7395042
Yo wut

Once again proof that it's not that there's anything wrong with vegan food, it's just that vegans are fucking insane with completely fucked up taste buds.

>>7397730
BENEATH MY SKIN

>>7397730
yah she looks real... healthy alright

>>7395622
I want to taste it.

>>7395564
That's cute. Looks tasty enough, though that kind of frosting gets a weird texture.

>>7396627
She's ana but denies it. She wants low/ no calories.

>>7397818

It's like they couldn't decided between a glaze or a frosting.

>>7397730
She looks like one of those girls that is really into horses.

>>7397846
so much that she is trying to turn into one and succeeding

>>7397864
>these fucking "people" by define themselves entirely by what they eat and "healthy" lifestyle

they're like fags but instead of their entire lives revolving around assholes and dicks, it's awful vegan "foods" that badly imitate something that has taste and flavor.. you know real food

>>7397864
This makes me angry beyond compare.

>>7395042
>>7395530
>>7397743
>not wanting to burn and consume Justin Beiber's flesh

>>7397899
I feel both angry and sad.

why even put mustard on the zucchini? does she need to trick herself THAT badly?

>>7397933
I thought it was a cucumber lmao

>>7397899
Why is that apple in a dessert bowl?
In fact why is this 'meal' served mise en place?

>>7397890
It almost sounds like you care. You aren't obligated to read their blogs.

>>7398056
#appleinabowl

>>7397655
Human communication has really taken an odd turn. It's like something out of science fiction.

>>7398057
then stop posting this garbage on /ck/ and shoving it in my face day after day

>>7397899
What the fuck

>>7397174
That is so disgusting I refuse to believe anyone could eat mayo like that, it has to be whipped cream or something please jesus

>>7397174
When I thought it couldn't get any worse, look at his fucking tits in this video HA

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vrBL8M3s2Fk

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>>7397665
Yes.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yiDGSa4jFtU

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>>7398213
>WYNGZ

>>7397232

I already said I would >>7395338

>>7395127
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>>7395925
>>7396450
>>7396663
>>7397232
>>7397334

I'm calling it. She's "vegan" because she's anorexic, or possibly bulimic. She has a severe eating disorder and using veganism as a cover for it, and everything in her blog is an eleborate lie concocted to support that excuse.

Which is why I still say I would totally bang this crazy bitch, finish in her mouth, and ask her if shes going to purge it later or just skip her next "meal" of sliced cucumber and ice chips.

>>7398085
I have no control over what other people do. I don't start Cringe Threads and I rarely open them, I suggest you do the same.

>>7394978
But there's nothing wrong with this. If the caption was "Loving my healthy lunch" I would understand.

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>>7398201

>>7397864
But why didn't she just drink green tea?

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>>7397391
So, what's your point? I can add milk to zucchini and it would no longer be vegan, either. Calling something the vegan version of something that is already vegan is retarded. And calling zucchini mush vegan oatmeal is even more retarded.

>>7394848
Oh fuck no

>>7397075
that's the saddest thing I have ever seen

>>7397797
WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT. It looks like when a dog does a diarrhea shit on grass.

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It all looks like faeces

>>7398980
It's coconut lentil stew.

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>>7397864
>putting milk in green tea

>>7397899
>#appleinabowl
>it's actually just one whole unpeeled apple in a tiny bowl
I don't know why this made me furious, but it did.

>>7398342
where can i find the rest of these videos since they're on private? also, guy is hot and reminds me of adam driver.

>>7397075
How many Kcal is that, how much does it cost, how long does it take to prepare that stuff and how long are you stuck doing dishes?

My guess would be about 500, $4 and 1.5 hours of fucking around in the kitchen.

Now on an workday I burn anywhere from 3000 - 3500 Kcal, not counting fitness. I can't even imagine how much it would cost to get a varried vegan diet.

>>7397590
Only if no one ever found out. And even then probably not.

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>>7399073
I bought my friend a box of high-grade longjing from when I went to China. She told me she used milk to make it.

>mfw she claimed to be a tea enthusiast

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>>7398213
>>7397174


FUCK IT'S HIM

>>7395559
Hidden Ja/ck/ thread?

>>7394848
>instead of taking my medication, I can use iodine

What a fucking retard

>>7395042
Donald? Is that you?

>>7394861
>fit
>vegan
>ginger
good god

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Fresh Cringe.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=EEInboBx0L0

>>7397574
she looks like the sherminator

Can't fucking stand blogs like this. It perpetuates the idea that all vegans are mentally ill and only eat bowls of plant based slop. We're not all like that, I promise.

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>>7395579

>>7399787

Most people here know that, The same way people that are against economic refugees aren't all neo nazi skinheads, yet that's what you typically see in one of those rallies.

The two vegans I know are pretty chill and only brought it up at appropriate times.

>>7399773
i like this guy. idk why people always try to plug this guy as cringe. hes odd but seems really cool. wouldhang/10

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Silk worm pupa. Had to eat it while in asia.

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>>7399847
You can actually buy it in alot of asian groceries especially korean ones. Quite nice with chilli. Tastes a bit like cornflakes. Has a good crunch.

Try it out :D.

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Summer Tomato Dijon Spaghetti with Fresh Mint. Vegan, Gluten-free. Serves one.


Ingredients
1. One serving spaghetti noodles of choice, cooked according to package instructions and set aside.
2. 2 T Dijon mustard
3. Pinch stevia
4. 1-1/2 T water
5. One large Roma tomato, chopped
6. 2 fresh spearmint leaves, chopped


Method
1. In a medium size bowl, combine prepared noodles and Roma tomato.
2. In a small bowl, whisk Dijon, stevia, and water. Pour over pasta mixture.
3. Serve into a small bowl and top with mint. Easy as pie! (But so much tastier and better for you!)

>>7397396
>>7397386
It's Raw vegan
Oats are processed

>>7399847
Couldn't do it. I've eaten crickets and ants with little hesitation but when it comes to larger bugs my brain just says, "No, we're not eating this."

>>7397232
Dude, she'd probably bite it off.

>>7399987
>all those calories
Not a chance.

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>>7400034
I mean, they don't look the greatest, but I'd probably eat them.

>>7398057
You arent obligated to exist

>>7397899
No one has told her that bread has yeast in it?

Yeast is not vegan.

>>7400336
Yeast is vegan u fag
They do not have the intellectual capacity to feel pain or emotion.

>>7397797
The thumbnail looks like it's frowning.
It knows how sad it is.

>>7399773
J E S U S

>>7399928
This is actually very very bad

>>7400198
What kind of a response is that? I mean, neither are you, so what does that have to do with anything?

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>>7397864
>putting milk and sweetener in green tea
>"craving greens" but eating pureed sludge

>>7397630
>strategically placed vegetables in the background

>>7400336
yeast is a fungus, you dolt

>>7397890
>implying being a het is a good thing

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>>7399786
Ah fuck. I knew she reminded me of something douchey.

>>7399073
It's not even milk. It's vanilla-flavored soy drink.
And fake sugar substitute that never fails to leave a disgusting chemical taste in everything you put it in.

>>7397899
The tangy broccoli slaw actually sounds pretty good.

>>7400748
Is a "fake sugar substitute" a substitute for fake sugar, or a sugar substitute that is fake? And what exactly would fake mean in that context?

>chemical
Stevia is extracted from plants. Just like sugar. You've never eaten stevia, have you?

>>7399860
>Serves one.
Tells you all you need to know.

>>7400766
It's extracted from a single plant and heavily processed to get the base chemical that's over a hundred times as sweet as sugar and apparently safe for diabetics.
Still tastes like the chemicals under the sink.

>>7400604
Neither do 99% of animals but vegans don't eat them

>>7400774
It's not that processed at all.

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>>7400774
sugar is made from chemicals too though

>>7401001
Everything is chemicals; he said it tastes like lysol wipes and surface cleaner.

Stevia is nasty as fuck.

Is there any vegan food that doesn't look offensive to taste?

>>7395127
She runs a vegan food blog and even she is starving herself

s m h these people need therapy

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>>7401291
And editors.

>>7399787
>and only eat bowls of plant based slop

That part is true, though. What, do you eat mineral-based slop instead?

>>7394978
Someone went to Safeway.

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>>7397670

I need a link to the lady who almost chopped her fingers making some bullshit sauce

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>>7399773
>can see this guys crotch bulge at 1:20
why god

>>7397846
fucking lawl, my sides

I'm Vegan and her food Is Very Insulting.. Good god How does she live?

>>7399073
if its really concentrated you can heat up/whisk some milk and it tastes great with green tea.

>>7402295
I would expect this kind of capitalization abuse from a dirty vegan, don't get judgmental so soon you heathen.

This cringe thread is sort of boring compared to the previous ones. What's going on, guys

>>7395127
Holy shit plz let this be shoop

>>7395127
Im very curious why she is in a gym when its obviously a struggle to gain any weight with that diet, literally has to be mental illness.

In true 4chan form somebody archive this thread and link it to her on her blog or facebook to help her get over this obvious issues she has, it would actually be good for her.

Why not learn from actual vegetarians like the chinese or indians?
This vegan "cooking" is just putting raw veggies with some heavily flavoured dressings to mask the shitty taste.

Or the obsession with protein powder, holy shit.

>>7402570
>actual vegetarians

Because she doesn't want to be vegetarian, she wants to be vegan. The Chinese and Indians murder fish and steal milk from baby cows.

>>7402576
Whats the difference?
I'm pretty sure Chinese vegetarians don't eat fish either, you know, being vegetarians and all.

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>>7402538
She's probably suffering from some form of anorexia, but people also go to the gym for the sake of enhancing strength and keeping up physical fitness unrelated to weight or appearance.

>>7401277
Sure, it's all a matter of preparation and spices. Falafels are vegan, and a lot of Indian food.

>>7402580
>Whats the difference?

Vegans don't eat any animal products at all. Vegetarians will eat animal products that don't involve killing the animal.

>I'm pretty sure Chinese vegetarians don't eat fish either

Fish are a common exception to the 'don't involve killing an animal' clause all around the world, not just in America.

>>7402608
Find me a vegetarian that eats fish and I'll tell him hes full of shit

>>7402625
I looked it up recently and it was specifically listed as a belief in some Indian villages that fish and other seafood are on the same level as plants, which was probably formed in a time of famine when they didn't want to contradict their religious vegetarianism but also didn't want to starve. I don't think it's held up by wealthier people or people in larger cities with more ready access to imported/abundant agriculture products.

Makes me think of the phrase "fruits de mer".

>>7397846
I hate how accurate this is, what the fuck.

>>7397846
Very accurate. She looks like my constantly sunburnt ginger aunt who owns two horses.

>>7397899
She has to be bulimic, even after exercising I wouldn't be able to eat that much, water and fiber content fill you up very quickly. I have had eating disorders in the past, veganism helped me conquer that. Some people can't be helped though...

>>7402644

It's not just in India either. Buddhism prohibited eating "meat" but they defined it as land animals only. There's a whole branch of Buddhist cuisine throughout Asia that claims to be "vegetarian" yet they do eat seafood.

>>7402657
if I was 5 that would be great

>>7394867
Looks like moldy poo with fresh diarrhea

>>7395498

of course you can eat the stem

>>7397734
>>7397698

it looks genuinely tasty you mong, nothing like raw pork either

>>7399633
I thought that was the least awful thing in the whole thread.

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>>7397730
Separated at birth

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>>7402657
that's cute as fug
> some loving mother probably made that for her child

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>>7402657

>>7397574
>>7397590
>>7399690

See that thigh gap? Now look very closely. You can just barely see some camel toe going on. And god damn, that shit looks tight.

Also consider that shes an anorexic or bulimic using veganism as a convenient lie to cover up her obvious eating disorder. Chick has obvious issues.

Finally, she does all this crap on the internet, so we know she's an attention whore.

So. She's attention starved with obvious body image issues and probably hates who she sees in the mirror. I bet she'd let you do anything to her if you get her in bed. Shit, she'd probably give you a blumpkin if you tell her she looks pretty and ask if she's lost weight.

So, a crazy chick who'll do any depraved thing you can think of, AND the pussy is tight? I don't give a fuck what she looks like, Would smash.

Holy fuck, one of my friends from high school has been commenting on her pictures. I'm going to die.

>>7397174
>implying Noah isn't legendary

>>7394848
From far away, I thought it almost looks like pulled pork, which isn't extremely offensive as a fucked up sushi idea. But then I zoomed in and saw the horror. That is sprouts with peanut butter in nori. I vomited in my mouth a little. What kind of no taste bud crunchy tramp makes this shit?

>>7395925
One can only hope, or else it means she is the world's most terrifying living bobble head. She is gonna be in my nightmares. The only solace I have is that she won't eat me because she doesn't eat anything.

>>7395338
She'd have to purge it if she was a real vegan because semen would count as an animal product or byproduct.

>>7395498
Nah, you can eat it. Bit chewy, tho.

>>7395574
The scary thing is I'm not even sure that's ranch. It might just be soy or almond milk. Like some fucked up vegan morning cereal, which makes no sense, since most cereals are inherently vegan to begin with. Also, did they sprinkle paprika on this? Just...paprika and vegan milk/ranch...why? Why do this to good vegetables?

>>7403562

I think vegans are ok if its consensual though, their problem with animal products is "sentient beings kept as slaves by cruel masters" or some bullshit like that. I'm pretty sure human tissue/fluid is vegan as long as its consensual.

So it's hypothetically possible to be a vegan cannibal.

>>7395579
This was on BBC America this morning.

>>7396544
Oh jesus, that's cinnamon? Wtf...

>>7396680
Woah, if your shit looks like that, you need to see a doctor.

>>7397075
Please don't tell me that's just crunchy PB in a lettuce leaf. PLEASE.

>>7397155
It looks like a sample of dried mud from her driveway.

>>7398201
You ain't seen Honey BooBoo, have you? Trailer trash will down that shit like it's the nectar of the gods. It's like watching a train wreck, you can't look away no matter how much you want to.

>>7397730
Oh god, her head really is that big...

>>7395564
Just looks like something you'd have for Primary (elementary) school dinner pudding in the UK

>>7397521
Next up: The Exorcism of Ginger Vegan

>>7403598

why, that sounds fine

>>7395127
>>7397730
https://youtu.be/JibkRPVpg7o?t=23s

>>7402594
Well if you make the Indian food yourself it's vegan. Indian's use copious amounts of butter and cream in most of their dishes.

>>7397734
Mashed up frozen bananas are delicious actually, the texture ends up being very icecream-esque

>>7397075
The root beer zevia tastes super delicious

>>7403634

only northern indian food is conspicuously dairy heavy

>>7394848
Sushi is pickled rice. If it doesn't have that in it, then it isn't fucking sushi. You can't call something something sushi if it just has raw fish in it or is rolled up in seaweed.

>>7397864
It looks like wet cement.

>>7400774
I actually like the taste of Stevia, but it is easy to use way too much

>>7397899
We keep assuming she actually eats this shit when she could just be making it, taking a picture, and throwing it out in favor of ice cubes.

>>7397917
If I did that I might catch whatever the hell is wrong with that child.

>>7399697
Milk tea is a thing
Though using high grade longjing to make it is a faux pas

>>7401750
Goddammit, now I noticed it. Fuck. I can't unsee this shit.

>>7403651

mmr vaccine recipient confirmed

>>7400034
I can feel the texture in my mouth just lookin at them. So mealy...ugh why...

>>7403598
It's mustard

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So, which one of you will take one for the team and buy her book? Assuming it actually gets published of course.

>>7403659

She's anorexic or bulimic and using veganism as a beard.

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>>7403953
Oh man.

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>>7400721

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>>7403999

>>7397574
I have no standards, I would smash, but she probably wouldn't like me because I am not vegan anyways. :-/

>>7394984
>sriracha

Someone please stop this meme.

>>7404034
Never mind the fact that she's crazy for Jesus and you smashing means you'd also have to marry her.

>>7404019
>nice cream

>>7395127
>>7397574
>>7397730
Combine Religious Zealotry with weird New Age Health Foods and you get an exploding, disproportionate head.
Someone should make a medical journal before some other vegan mistakes her head for a beetroot and eats her.

>>7397574
Vegans supplement b12 because they do not eat meat. However, the reason meat eaters do not supplement b12 is because b12 is injected into the feed of the animals. B12 is naturally found in the soil, and must be supplemented into our food because of our overly hygenic culture where we wash produce several times. This leads to b12 being washed off our produce, where we should naturally get our b12.

>>7395127
THE GAINS GOBLIN

>>7403999
nice trips.

And she chose the poison? I mean, she looks like she's been slowly dosed with arsenic for a year.

>>7400034
>kiwi with the peel still on

I thought those were cucumbers

>>7395127
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOLBIN

>>7404019

>>7404216
Milk is mean so vegans can't eat dairy.

>>7404212

That's what lying is for.

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>>7404644

>>7404654
>toast with avocado for dinner
How does it survive?
>>7404644
Does this goblin have diabetes? Is that why it's so obsessed with sugar-free, Stevia-based shit?

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>>7404527
>>7404339

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Some videos from the goblin.
https://www.instagram.com/p/_R5jH4jStD/
https://www.instagram.com/p/_iW0hbDSll/

>>7404644
>#caloriefree
but that doesn't mean it's healthy... none of those tags do. the only healthy thing is "allergyfriendly" but that doesn't even make sense either. people are allergic to chocolate and oats can be contaminated with gluten which will bother people with celiac disease.

buzzwords are literally making people sick and unhealthy

>>7404654
nothing wrong with avocado on toast

>>7404691
SHOO SHOO GAINS GOBLIN

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STEVIA STEVIA STEVIA

>PB Corn Oatmeal. Vegan, gluten-free. Serves one.

>Ingredients
>1. 1/2 cup oats of choice
>2. 1 packet stevia
>3. 1/2 cup frozen sweet white corn
>4. 2 T PB
>5. Large handful cilantro, chopped
>6. Sprinkle of cinnamon (optional, but recommended)

>Method
>1. Place your dry oats in a medium size loco safe bowl and stir in stevia. Set aside.
>2. Place corn in a separate small bowl and nuke 50 seconds. Add to oats and mix in water. Stir and nuke 2 minutes.
>3. Sprinkle with chopped cilantro, add PB, and top with cinnamon if desired. Enjoy!

>>7397075
>Zevia

ewww

>>7404306
This is what vegans actually believe.

>>7403598
looks like some kind of fucked up hummus desu

>>7404654
Finally she posts something that looks edible.

>>7397174
Is this eric fucking cartman?

also
>obese
>speech impediment
>hair is just solidified grease
>hunting camo chest of drawers
>american
>eating miracle whip by the spoonful
>shopping at walmart, favourite food is mcdonalds

feels fat man

>>7397599
Monster, apparently

>>7398056
because food touching is scary pham

>>7404716
That
Sounds fucking disgusting.

>>7404644
Fact: She later blocked Claire and Jolto for questioning her health. Claire is a huge Christfag and I'm pretty sure Jolto is somewhere between bored troll and recovering bulimic.

>>7404654
>my appointment
Hmm.

>>7405066
She has a thyroid disease

>>7403581
it's cinnamon

it's her version of Cinnamon Toast Crunch. not even fucking kidding.

it's zucchini, celery, and carrots in almond milk, topped with cinnamon and stevia

I imagine she smells fucking terrible and has loud-ass hiccups all the fucking time.

>>7405090
What do you think her farts smell like?

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>>7403581
>>7405076
>>7395574
>>7395916
>>7396544
>>7403588

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>>7405126
What the FUCK is this? God is dead and we killed him.

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>>7405126

>Tastes EXACTLY like cinnamon toast crunch cereal

>>7404445
the peel is sour as fuck

t. guy who got frustrated while trying to peel a kiwi

>>7405169
>>7404445

when i came back from my gap yah in tanzanyah i didn't realise it but i;d contracted malaria. i spent a day eating nothing but kiwis with the peels still on and i ended up puking it all up, most horrible experience of my life.

>>7404644
like fucking rat turds

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>>7394867

>>7405122
Stevia.

>>7405126
>it tastes EXACTLY like that cinnamon toast crunch cereal from General Mills!
She is fucking lying. There is no god damned celery in Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal. How the fuck.

>>7394867
Mmmmm white dog shit with fresh dog shit

Just seeing all the veganism posts makes me feel like they're the ones neglecting cows.

>>7405126
Motherfuck, everyday we drift further from God's redeeming light

>>7405082
That is just sad.

>>7405126
That is by definition, not cereal. She should call it a salad with milk in it.

Any brave souls willing to try out one of Ginge's recipes?

>>7404654
It kinda looks like a screaming monkey.

>>7404734
Okay, that's not quite so bad then. I mean, I guess PB and lettuce aren't bad together, it's just it would be a wad of PB in lettuce and I can't see how that would be even a little appetizing. Then again, her taste buds are probably dead by now, and all her food looks like literal shit, so what would it matter?

>>7405076
Kill it with fire and salt it's ashes.

>>7405601
It's not even milk. It's just nut juice. It's salad with nut juice.

>>7405126
Honestly one of the more edible looking things posted by her. It's essentially just raw vegetables which I like.

I don't like being fucked around with and given some fake ass bean burger patty or cucumber hotdog.

>>7404562
>#imhorngry
my fucking sides

>>7405214
Disgusting

>>7404644
that's what comes out of my dog's ass if he eats too much liver

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ok4cM6WTA5E

this is a total nightmare