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weed makes you stupid, take something else and leave the house

>>7392540
U should cook with bad weed. Smoke with good weed

OP do what >>7392564 says desu
Make butter from shake with butter & coconut oil, shake is usually cheap too, so yea.

You can use the butter nearly anywhere else you'd use real butter, on toast so you can get toasty with it, in food, etc, be creative, think, idk
but for reals famlies, smoke good weed, eat bad weed

>>7392540
You still around, OP?
All memes aside, I'm pretty experienced and can help out out.

>>7392540
honestly you don't have enough. I've tried it with that amount and a larger amount, but only the latter gave me the slightest buzz. I've seen people recommend at least an ounce for a packet mix of brownies, and honestly I can't say they're wrong.

>>7392869
>I'm pretty experienced and can help out out.
>I'm a dirty drug addict

>>7392878
Who pays you to post that?
Or do you not know and just show up at the facility for a few hours?

>>7392873
You don't use it "like that", you make butter (or alcohol). Otherwise, most of the THC isn't absorbed by your body.
And fuck mixes, it's not like making a pound cake from scratch was hard.

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Nep?

DUDE

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Hello, experienced pot smoking degenerate here.
Get a vaporizer for good weed, use oil to slow cook the shitty weed

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>>7393068
???

if you want to know how to cook with weed i suggest these sets of videos. teaches you to make cannabutter and brownies but he also does savory edibles too

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HO0sODDrlfM

weedfags are as insufferable as vegans. can't stop shoving DUDE WEED LMAO TRY IT to your uninterested face

>>7392540
>3 grams
No, that is not enough for cooking.

For cooking you either need to make an ethanol or fat based extract first, and you want ounces or pounds of the stuff.

I am drinking a wheat beer mixed with 95% ethanol based extract now.

>>7395118
This. I've got a pound I'm picking up tomorrow and I'm going to be doing some cooking.
I'd suggest going to simple route of cooking it into butter and baking. Needds to be paired with something sweet, and more seriously, something not very dense. Muffins are a great start, as they're also easy to portion.
You could try for lard, and, I dunno', cook some pork with it? I'm not even a cook I just lurk for the weeb food.

>>7395102
point out one person saying "try it lmao" in this thread
>>7395118
>No, that is not enough for cooking.
depends on what you do with it
if you decarb it in the oven converting THC-A to THC about one gram on an edible will get an everyday smoker fairly high. Three would be "holy fuck this is the highest I've ever been" for a non-regular smoker.
>>7392873
I use an ounce of mids for a box mix of 14 brownies, and can usually get $20 per from close friends who want to try one. One is enough for anyone (2g of mids, decarbed) I ate two and felt it for about 14 hours.

>>7392556
This. I did weed and posted jelly belly pet rat gummy candy over and over until i got banned. It's a dangerous drug

Just buy canabutter from a dispensary. It's fucking cheap.

>>7395585
>im so cool because weed is legal where i live

>>7395577
>decarb

you mean dry. If you weed is dried it's already decarbed

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>>7395590
You're uninformed

curing does convert some THC-A into THC, but the largest portion on a green bud is THC-A. This is converted into THC by the heat of your lighter/vape. If you just eat green bud you'd feel magnitudes less high than if you decarbed that same amount of weed.

>>7395595
You're wrong, but I'm not going to bother arguing with you.

Your argument is that undried weed isn't dried, well no shit, green bud isn't dry you fuck wit.

>>7395599
So why not just eat nugs then? Why go to all the trouble to make butter and brownies

>>7395599
Now I know you have no idea what you're talking about or you've actually smoked yourself retarded. If you understood the chemical process you'd know it doesn't occur en-masse until you heat the molecule.

You're telling you buy wet green or dry brown shit? Both of those are terrible.
Every bit of green you buy on the street has already been cured, unless you know a mexican or a grower.

>>7395605
>You're telling you buy wet green or dry brown shit?
I never said either of those things, are you mentally deficient?

>>7395608
>green bud isn't dry you fuck wit.
well that implies you buy wet green or dry brown
do you even realize what you said?

>>7395603
fat and alcohol help with absorption, even with properly cured weed, when it isn't smoked.

>>7395609
I do understand, apparently you do not.

>>7395609
>>7395610
here's a link explaining why
>>7395595
is right
http://www.thestonerscookbook.com/decarboxylation/

>>7395610
But properly cured weed can get you high if you simply eat a nug or two?

>>7395614
with enough fat, yes

>>7395618
>fat
or alcohol

>>7395614
read this
>>7395613
short answer yes, but it'll be way less effective. Like you won't feel an eigth where you'd feel a gram of properly decarbed

>>7395621
Not way less effective, not even slightly less effective, as long as it was properly cured.

Curing properly already decarbs the weed, you fucking retards.

>>7395612
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkiuAxP9vPM

>>7395625
>projecting

I do like chapelle though

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>>7395624

>>7395624
>Curing properly already decarbs the weed, you fucking retards.
it literally does not

you can't buy uncured weed on the street

and eating regular street weed gets you less high than eating the same amount of that decarbed street weed

whoa

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>>7395628
>>7395630
> I smoke improperly cured weed from random morons

It literally does. It can be done faster with heat, but if your weed was properly cured in a controlled fashion, it would already be decarbed. This is is a fact.

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>>7395633
Yeah.

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>>7395633
It's not a fact
you're uninformed, and no matter how many times or different ways I tell you you're not going to back down. So go ahead and keep eating your "perfect cure" regular weed while people with a basic understanding of the processes involved gets higher on less.

I'm out
pce

>>7395638
see
>>7395636
or literally any chemistry text from the last 50 years

nepgear is a murderer

>spread oily peanut butter on some crackers (not the cheap shit like Skippy, it needs to be organic, more expensive stuff with oil in it)
>sprinkle some super finely ground weed evenly over the peanut butter. Make sure every little flake of weed has full surface area contact with peanut butter
I use about the same amount of weed as I use to smoke a bowl
>tightly wrap with al foil
>put in preheated oven at 320f for 22 minutes
>unwrap and eat

You can do the same with nutella just make sure you mix some melted butter through it first so the THC has something to latch onto.

The high is pretty good, with my tolerance it gives me a nice body high for 5-6 hours just with one cracker. Edible highs are different, they sort of come and go in waves. Kicks in about 45min if you eat one on an empty stomach. They keep pretty well too, so you can make a bunch, throw them in the fridge and then take them out on the road with you. I wouldnt keep em for more than a day or two though.

>>7396721
Firecrackers are for poors
Buy some Everclear and a hotplate
Decarb a few grams of kief and make some beefy green dragon

>>7392878
>2016
>still bashing cannabis

>>7398227
john oliver detected

If OP takes that 3 grams of weed, dumps it in some melted butter, coconut, olive, or veggie oil, and then allows it to simmer over low heat for like 12 hours, then strains it and uses said oil to make brownies, that motherfucker will get high as shit if he eats one of those brownies.

You've got to be careful with edibles, OP, as it's VERY easy to eat something that has WAY more fucking THC then you want, or are prepared for, and if you're a fucking n00b, you'll probably think you're "O.D.ing" on weed, and then you'll panic and think you're going to die, and then you'll call 911 or some stupid shit.

Whatever you do, just remember that if you eat an edible and feel like you're going to die because you're fucking high as shit, YOU'LL BE FINE, don't panic, just ride it out and you'll start to come back down in an hour or two. Weed can make you feel like you're going to die, but NOBODY has ever fucking died from taking too much weed, and a LOT of motherfuckers have tried...

"OMG I overdosed on weed!!!! CALL 911!!!! I'm gonna die!!!!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrZLc9lqQM0

my friend gave me a bunch of his vaped weed once and i just put it on peanut butter sandwiches or ate it plain and washed it down with water. got high as fuck every time

>>7395583
holy shit why is saying jelly belly pet rat gummy candy so fucking funny

>>7398202
meh not even. i'm just too lazy to do all the weed activation shit, melting butter, mixing weed through, straining the weed out etc.

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>>7392540
>using neps to talk about weed

please go

>>7398991
Because you are a stoned faggot, put the glass dick down and you might just het a hint.

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>>7399309
no