Why don't you own a food processor as based as pic related?

>people pay thousands of dollars for this shit


Oh I'm laffin

I have it. It does wonders.
It cooks the a great classic Ragù in just 30 minutes instead of the 2 hours classic Italian recipe.
Every risotto I cook is delicious just like the Italian tradition.
For every Italian food lover I suggest to buy it.

>>7391913
never had the need for a food processor

>>7391913

What a ridiculous contraption...

>>7391913
I got the previous model, as a gift. I only use it sometimes and for very specific tasks like making dough or mashed potatoes in a pinch. Good for ice cream and jams too.

>>7391913
I was gonna buy it but considered it an unnecessarily expensive item. Then I had two separate episodes of phlebitis in two months so I'm buying it over the summer because what the hell I've got 300k in the bank and will probably die within 10 years so I might as well enjoy it.

>>7391913
i feel like you could cook BHO in that thing

>>7391913
Just for making praline paste I'd love to have one... my regular food processor wants to die everytime I do that.

But really, I don't make enough praline to be worth the 1k bill,

>>7394658
lol I read that as plebitis and thought "so that's what's wrong with the majority of this board"

your thing sounds serious, though. I hope you recover safely!

>>7394816
I'll be fine just as long as a blood clot doesn't get lodged in my lungs or brain, which'll turn me into a vegetable and then I'll die of hunger or thirst after lying on my apartment floor for a few days. The usual thing for those dying alone.

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>>7394658
tfw literally $40 in the bank

>>7395878
>The usual thing for those dying alone.

We all die alone, anon.

>>7395885
Work harder and be sensible with your money.

>>7394658
I will gladly accept an e-transfer. I'm a charity case I'm sure it's tax deductible.

>>7396029
[email protected]. Thanx.

https://youtu.be/4yr_etbfZtQ?list=PLZFXeozdia12APH8n9xsVNhd5qallmrz2

>>7396030
Sure, just let me reach for my cheHNNNNNNGGGGG