Kitchens

>>7390939
Looks like something from a halfway house, for hobos or past prisoners.

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There is nothing more awkward than the moment you realize you're getting a double cheek kiss.

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I honestly feel sorry for anyone who only has that as a kitchen space.

-no counter space for prep
-no counter space next to stove top
-top drawer doesn't really work since there is a sink there - have to bend down to 2nd drawer to get silverware
-no microwave.
-no hood for stove top
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>>7390981

came to also complain about the hood and counterspace. is there more to this kitchen? don't feel bad though, my kitchen had weird display model counters installed and i guess they were made of cork on the inside or something. water got in them and the whole thing looks like the san andreas fault

>>7390939
No fan of your layout, nor the lack of counter space. Kudos for keeping it clean, though. And don't let anyone give you shit about that stove. I have a similar one, and while it looks like shit it's a pretty decent cooker.

>>7390953
Usually that's how it's done. In the real word, i mean. I have no idea what goes on in your autistic view of the world

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I like my kitchen, heaps of room and cupboard space. Much better than the last place I was renting.

>>7391071
Looks like another halfway house for niggers, crackheads, and parolees.

Are you Chinese?

Hotplate, moka pot, and a saucepan.

>>7391200
Jesus that thing hanging on the wall? Can you get a better picture of it? Like Bambi with a tentacle holding a butterfly coming out it's ass? What is that?

>>7391200
>>7391478
And the other painting next to it? What is that? Demonic intertwined ostriches?

Is there a Dr suess fish on top of the shelf with cookbooks in your kitchen??

I'm not criticising, man, this stuff just is bizarre and interesting! I'd buy that Bambi thing for my own house.

>>7391071
>>7391137
>>7391200
Time to move out of your parent's house, children

>>7391551
I'm renting this house (>>7391071) while I'm at uni. Why would you think I'm loving with my parents?

>>7391731
He's just jealous and projecting. Ignore him.

is it convection oven?
if it be so, I'm so jealous

i want a good gas convection oven desperately

>>7391478
>>7391497
It's a hispanic crack den, obama's fav.

>>7390939
where does my cutting board go?

WHERE DOES IT GO?

>>7392271
Chop things while kneeling on the floor, like the Japanese

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>>7392761

Why the fuck is it upside-down?

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Be right way

>>7390939

Where do you prepare all your food?
I had a smaller kitchen once, had to prepare dinners at my desk.

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>>7391478
The artist is a friend and I've been collecting his stuff for years. This is actually my favorite piece of his that I own.

>>7391497
That guy is a character dreamed up by one of my prep cooks years ago. I commissioned it because of the crazy poisoned apples. The whole thing was done with color pencils. As for the fish, that's actually another piece by R. Land (the same guy who did the Bambi as well as the bunny in this pic).