My friends, I cant eat bread except for whole grain bread. its

Large leaves of lettuce. Slices of cucumber. Hunks of cheddar.

>>7384924
I've thought of those things but they seem so ordinary and not suited to the task.

tortillas are the right idea, but unfortunately not good for my health.

>>7384908
Beefsteak fungus.

>>7384908
>mouth feel

Stopped reading

get whole grain flour. add a tiny bit of water. make dough. make flour tortillas or bread at home.

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>>7384938
seems messy, i know mushrooms are porous but i dont think they could hold up to sandwich craft.

>>7384941
Aww, you no like the descriptive words?

>>7384942
Im seriously considering learning to bake bread if nobody has anything incredible to suggest. 6bux a loaf is too much for my sensibilities.

>>7384941
>I don't appreciate good food

Mouth Feel is on par with "Fork Smell" as it approaches your lips.

It's fucking retarded and only self indulgent fuck guts purport it.

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>>7384965
compare pop rocks to soft chewy bread without thinking about how it "feels" in your mouth.

you cant, and that is why mouth feel is a good word.

wait, do you have a better one?

Learn to bake and whole grain bread isn't expensive anymore. Just takes some time. Also girls find it kind of sexy.

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>>7384970
im very curious what a loaf would cost, make it super fancy with seeds though.

4bux? 3?

>>7384969
I get your point but that's an extreme. The way it's used now is pretentious and humanly embarrassing.

>>7384908
deconstructed sandwiches with whole grain cheerios?

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>>7385107
i lololol'd

>>7384908
tortillas from your local mexican store