What kind of name is J. Kenji Lopez-Alt What the fuck is a Lopez-Alt?

Alternate Lopez.

Mexican sock puppet?

>Father's last name Lopez
>Mother's maiden last name Alt
>Child's name is Lopez-Alt with official name passed on to future children being Lopez
Latinos...

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In many cultures, surnames are derived from various parts of the person's life, such as getting married, or having parents of a certain name.

If you had ever been outside your slave state, you'd understand this, but I realize hillbillies get really confused when a person doesn't fall neatly into the white/black dichotomy they grew up in.
>duelingbanjos.mp3

>>7376405
Neither of those sound like oriental surnames, so why the fuck is his name Kenji

>>7376409
When boy put pee-pee in girl, babby come out.

Emphasis on girl, not farm animal, male family member, or visiting urbanites on an inflatable raft.

Understand, cleetus?

>>7376419
That didn't answer my question at all, but thank you for the failed attempt at humor, Carlos Mencia.

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>>7376426
I have no idea who that is. Sorry I don't keep up with the latest TV programs, cleetus.

>>7376430
>latest
Spotted the underage :^)

>>7376409
>oriental
How old are you?

>>7376433
I haven't watched TV since the late 1990s, when I was in my 20s.

Asian-White parent with last name Alt
Hispanic parent with last name Lopez

or something

>>7376323
Please tell me the J. stands for Jebediah

>>7376443
Alt is a stupid last name

>>7376447
It means old in German

>>7376445
Jaekwon

>>7376445
>>7376982
Josephine

>>7376436
He doesn't need to be old he just needs to come from some hick town where nobody has passports

>>7376323
The cousin of Lopez-Ctrl