Valentine's Day

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I got a tip for you brother: eat before you eat.

Is that a piece of fish covered in salsa?

Also, that pie doesn't even have a crust lmao.

>>7375751
Why does Jack love salsa so much?

>>7375751
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

Italian is always a good, safe bet. Microwave your baby some Chef Boyardee and serve it with Boones Farm wine and you'll soon be dining at the Vagina Cafe.

>>7375754

Because he thinks he's Mexican

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I will never understand why these threads are not allowed, food cringe threads are allowed and that's literally what these threads are, whether some people in the threads take it to non-/ck/ places has nothing to do with the thread itself, and if the mod doesn't like it he can just delete those individual posts instead of deleting the whole thread in anticipation of them.

>Inb4 some fag goes "hurr they're not allowed cuz there are 10 jack threads a day hurr"

No there fucking aren't, there's hardly 1 a day and it always gets deleted. I can slightly understand banning joey since he was "reviews" and not cooking, but jack is straight up 100% fucking cooking. Food wishes threads aren't deleted, so why are jack threads deleted? Unless there's some new rule against food cringe threads then I don't see how this are breaking the rules.

>Inb4 some fag goes "hurr soliciting"

No it fucking isn't, again, food wishes threads are never deleted on account of "soliciting".

This place is fucking hypocrisy central, goddamn.

>>7375769
Noone besides you wants to hear about Jack, just stop talking about him

>>7375805

http://www.4chan.org/rules#ck

I'm sorry, I didn't notice the rule that clearly stated "Discussion of any topic related to cooking but no one wants to talk about is strictly prohibited."

You fucking idiot.

>>7375754
Fat people like sugar, who would've thought.

>>7375805
There are plenty of us you thunderous virgin. Just because you don't like something doesn't make everyone who talks about it a samefag.

>>7375731
It's probably true for fat people, that a woman would be put off by seeing him stuff his face during the meal. For a thin person however, not finishing would probably be a put-off and for either thin or muscular people, eating a lot would be fine or even attractive.

Jack haw no empathy though so can only see things from his point of view.

>>7375843
I think it is a little less auspicious than that, too be honest. It's probably something a little more like how you don't exactly know what is going to happen but you still stay back and just kind of understand what's going on without really every thinking that one thing will be the tipping point. I like it, but in previous ways, I would probably be less than redundant.

>>7375717

What exactly is wrong with it? I know you want to make fun of Jack over it, but is there really anything wrong or are ya'll being nitpicky?

>>7375717
I made heart shaped pancakes for my gf this morning

Pleb tier but she doesn't stay with me for my breakfasts

>>7375731
>>7375843
>>7375897
I can't help but wonder if "eat before you eat" is a euphemism because you "don't want to finish before her". That's pretty much what he says in the video, and I'm torn between whether Jack is retarded enough to miss it or un-Christian enough to say it.

>>7376521
the only thing that looks like it required cooking is whatever that entree is

bagged salad, potato is just baked broccoli is just boiled, and that might be a pie crust full of whipped cream

Nothing, dinner gets in the way of the things you should be doing tonight

>>7376535
fucking!!

>>7376524
>she doesn't stay with me for my breakfasts
:(

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Serve Spam and vegetable salad. There's a cool inviting meal you can summon to your table at a moment's notice. A meal that gives the family plenty to eat. Easy? Sure. Just open a can of Spam, spelled S-P-A-M, slice and put on a plate with the salad. Those juicy tender slices of Spam really make the meal. Spam is grand tasting meat with a flavor that's downright good, so ask your food dealer for Spam. Serve it tomorrow. Try those easy recipes on the label. Then you can vacation from the kitchen and have a good laugh at Old Man Warm Weather.

>>7376535

;)