Best V-day food ever?

>>7371201
You know what's ironic, rose petals are edible.

handle of vodka and a gun

chocolate covered stawburrys and a glass or of champagne

>>7371206
What's ironic about that?

>>7371206
What's ironic about that? They're edible and that's that.

>>7371206
That's coincidence, bud.

>>7371201
Those look like prolapsed buttholes, on plastic stems. No thanks.

>>7371224
yeah but only a /b/tard would know what a prolapsed butthole looks like lmao

>>7371285
Do you never just Google things out of curiosity?

>>7371288
trust me, only a /b/tard would do that.

>>7371208
Chocolate strawberries and pears are fucking delicious. Might get some for me and myself.

>>7371309
sounds like something a /b/tard would say

>>7371201
I always thought hare pie was, but then I grew into that awkward 20's phase, so now I vote jerky.

>>7371212
>>7371206
Op used plastic instead.