What are you having for Valentine's Day, /ck/?

>>7370308
A lonely drink, capped off by a bullet.

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I work all day at a burrito joint, so burritos mixed with lonelyness.

Who knows, the other person closing with me is a hot grill and she volunteered to take that shift. As far as I'm aware she's single. Maybe she'll want to get drunk after work or something

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>>7370318
I'll have what he's having

>>7370331
>That starting pistol

That's gonna burn like a bitch.

>>7370308
Homemade biscuits and sausage gravy.

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>>7370318
this minus the bullet

Perogies

It's my father's birthday and my grandma always makes them for him, sucks for me because they leverage family time against gf time.

>>7370308
tears
masturbation maybe if i can pull myself together

Steak and lobster.

I'm cooking boeuf bourguignon for the gf

>>7370308
18 hours of work, and then probably too much scotch.

Still looking forward to it though.

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My boyfriend's slightly above average dick.

>>7370912
What does it smell like?
Vinegar and cheeses?

Cock.

Chocolate truffles, I'm making them for a party.

>>7370308
Dinner with the waifus

>>7370881
same here

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>>7370308
Loneliness and anime

>>7370318
>>7370331
Seriously, you guys....go to a bar or something. Find a good local dive bar, where the clientele are locals/older people, and you'll end up having a good time, and probably get a few free drinks (for whatever reason) as well. That used to be my regular plan for V-day when I was single and had no friends, and I always had a good time.

A hangover.

>>7371084
You got free drinks out of pity anon.

Because you were alone at a bar on valentine's day.

>>7371148
Who fucking cares, they were free drinks!
>implying I should care whether the bartender who's working on Valentine's Day feels sorry for me.
BRING ON THE PITY DRINKS!!!!

(Actually, as I said before, that's what I USED to do, since I'm not alone anymore. But, if I were, I totally still would.)

A session of D&D

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Bacon Roses
>>7371201

I'm going to be cooking with the gf. Soup, salad, carbonara, and some sides. Any ideas?

>>7370308
Going to see deadpool then getting my dick sucked. Might go to dinner on Monday but probably just going to lay around the house & fuck

>>7371403
I wish I could get into dudes, this hetero shit is for chumps.

Girlfriend in in Europe for the semester so we're just gonna screenshare a movie, skype, and probably both make baked mac and cheese so we can pretend we're eating dinner together.

A shift in the lab(they pay extra cause it's Sunday and a holiday), coffe with friend afterwards and then a comfy dinner. I don't mind being alone on V day.

>>7370879

Came to post this.

>>7370308
Delivering packages to happy couples and drowning my sorrows when im done.

My valentines day plan:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B09RF0ImYB8

>>7371571
Long distance is hard. Hope you have a good one.

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>>7370308
Pic related with my house wench
(White boy who made lunch for his black girlfriend reporting in)

I'll probably have a fine evening crying myself to sleep.

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>>7371759
Hey, I came here to post this! What are the chances, haha!

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White Chocolate with Cookie Crumbles or Poppy Seeds.

Color comes from food coloring, unfortunately I didn't think about adding raspberries at the time... Thought about it before and after...

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>tfw got into fight with first serious gf on eve on Valentine's

Welp, I guess it's smoking meat alone again this year. Maybe I'll make some french toast....

Copious amounts of alcohol and a cheeky wank.

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>>7372623
She did that in order to save money on a V-day gift. I do the same shit every year. My girlfriend's birthday is the day before Valentine's day so I get into a fight around the 10th and make up around the 17th. That saves me a few hundred dollars. Also, she's too fucking stupid to catch on so I keep getting away with it.

ill probably order a 'za from dominoes
hopefully that 4/10 that always hits on me will be there
maybe i'll grow a pair who knows?

>>7372652
Go for it anon, she's lonely too

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>>7371737
>cupcakes
Absolutely the worst

>>7371648
That's not alone you fucking fag hahaha