Is there some place where I can get 55 gallon drums of vodka? I am so sick and tired of driving to the store every day.
No. the largest quantities by law are in 1/74L bottles.
just buy a case at a time. negotiate a discount with the store, place a regular order and pick it up on a schedule
>>7345144
>the largest quantities by law are in 1/74L bottles.
That can't be true, surely.
Create a company that does absolutely nothing, tax on it etc and buy from distillery directly.
I got a Sam's Club membership just so I could but a case of handles at a time and it wouldn't look strange.
Buying more than two handles of vodka at any store I know I'm going back to in the future makes me uncomfortable.
>>7345154
federal law
>>7345167
How many acre feet are in a handle?
>>7345116
Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
>>7345188
Why would you ask a drunk a question like that?
I actually started doing calculations before realizing it was a fool's errand.
>>7345116
just learn to make moonshine if your that much of an alcohol maniac
Buy a case of it, talk to your local liqour store about an order. A tripfag here bought moonshine by the case and I considered it on his advice. Or just buy in bulk from your liquor store, I'm not sure they can limit how much you buy. I was in an unfamiliar liqour store a couple months ago and no bullshit, this old ass dyke couple were purchasing 15 handles of Skol vodka. They didn't get a discount, I think they just wanted to get a stash and not have to be fucked to drive to the store for a couple weeks.
>>7345116
DUDE
>>7345314
>first day on /ck/
>>7345188
for reference, 1 acre foot is 1233481.8L
>>7345322
Drunk anon here.
According to my calculations my weekly case of vodka is equal to 12951558.9 acre feet.
It's almost as though I live in a mansion on a grand estate.
>>7345116
Make it yourself, its just water, sugar and potatos.
>>7345352
>12951558.9 acre feet
>weekly
you definitely confused the math, or you're the official winner of al/ck/
>>7345370
Yeah, it might be a little of both.
>>7345370
One leads to the other...
>>7345116
What state you in, OP? Purchase laws vary from state to state. Might want to ask your local package store how much you can buy max.