Have you been knotted?

Just once. My dog has been eager to do it again, but I push him away now that I'm wary of the possibility.

No. Who's offering them?

like with a dog penis, or something inappropriate?

>>7344884
>>7344888
What? No! Pizza Hut's new Knotted Stuffed Garlic Crust Pizza! What the hell?

That pizza is pretty good, but Pizza Hut needs to replace their breadsticks with those knots.

>>7344913
Is it worth trying? Haven't had dinner yet and I could go for pizza.

I prefer just regular breaded crust to even out the cheese and sauce. I wouldn't mind being knotted on the side though.

>>7344939
Not the same anon but it's okay. Regular stuffed crust is much better.

I had it the other day and there really isn't much cheese in it. If I wanna eat disgusting fucking greasy ass pizza I want a decent chunk of cheese in the bites.

>>7345276
Those are dumb. They force you to bite into the ice cream, and that's always an awful feeling.

>>7345261
But the picture shows a lot of cheese.

Do you think someone would do that? Lie on the internet?

>>7344873
We all know you're some shill but pizza Hut is fucking revolting. I have no idea how you stay in business in the northeast, a place where every town has its own pizza joint and the ones that don't aren't worth visiting anyway. Same goes for domino's.

>>7345480
I know what you mean, bro, Pizza Hut is the blown ass. Yet sometimes I do find myself craving a slice of their fresh piping hot pizzas. There is something about the cheesy goodness of a Pizza Hut pizza fresh out of the oven that really settles a gnawing hunger. Pizza Hut is the place to go for me when my appetite starts its craving.

>>7345284
Put it against the roof of your mouth, break it with your tongue, and slurp it before you make a mess.

>>7345480
>place where every town has its own pizza joint

yes but you have to call them to order

>>7344899
>4899▶
>>>7344884
When you dip them in some ranch sauce... God damn those are good.

>>7346173
Plenty of better chains you can order online besides the big three shits

>>7346152

So blowjob trainers?

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>>7344873
yea when i was balls deep in your mum's ass

>>7346330
Yeah, like all ice cream.

>>7344884
You guys really gonna let this one s- ok.

Those look like they would get really nasty after about 5 minutes when the cheese solidifies

>>7346336
The fuck is a "mum"?
You're on a Singaporean based, American hosted flesh light support group website.

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>>7346465
>Singaporean based, American hosted flesh light support group website.

>>7346223
Wait, the crust or dog penises?

>>7347306
>not dipping fido in ranch before giving him a blowey j

?

>>7346336
I don't think out means what you think it means

>>7346465
>Singaporean

Singapore English is based on British English and therefore would know what the word "mum" means.

>>7347411
That's disgusting

You're meant to add the ranch to the peanut butter

>>7346336
but my mum doesn't own a donkey mate

>>7345276
That stuff is so good the first few seconds after getting dipped. Too bad it hardens after the first couple bites.

>>7347967
Again, are we talking about food or dog penises?

>>7348445
Yes.

>>7344873
I never like any kind of stuffed crust. What's the point of calling it a pizza if you just gradually replace all the bread with cheese? Just buy cheese.

>>7350424
Stuffed crust is bread and cheese not just cheese

>>7350434
It's one step closer to turning pizza into one big blob of cheese.

Watching women get knotted by dogs is hot as hell desu.

>>7344873
Not recommended. I bought pizza Hut a few months ago and didn't enjoy how greasy and weird it tasted not to mention stiff (seems to have changed) and the crust kind of made me sick. I just ended up pulling the cheese out with the bottom breading and dipping it in the marinara sauce. Rather get Papa Johns.

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>show this thread to boyfriend
>now he wants to watch me eat ice cream cones in a lewd way

>>7351080
I could have you get knotted by a Dog instead, while eating pizza. <3

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>>7351094
<3

>>7351080
You're welcome.

I ordered that shit last night and the kids were all excited to rip the balls off and eat them and waste the rest of the entire pizza. I get it home and open the box and there were no garlic knots. The lazy fuckers just made a regular stuffed crust instead. I called to complain and they said they were out of the garlic knot crust. But isn't it just the same as stuffed crust except they cut it into balls instead? The kids cried for an hour straight.

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>>7351094
>>7351099
Faggots.
Can I watch?

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>>7351094
>>7351099
>>7352684

Disgusting... I'll go get ready

>>7351099
>animu

>>7344873
I wish. Sometimes I dream of feeling the knot grind against my prostate as spurt after spurt of hot jizz fills my insides. I feel like it would be so exquisite.

>>7351094
>>7351099
stream where?

Faggots, the lot of you. Seriously though, kill yourselves you degenerates.

>>7351080
>show this thread to my bf
>he doesnt even comment on the dog-knot ice cream image
>just flames me for wasting his time

th-thx

>>7344873
i've had them before, nothing special and probably just intended for babbies who don't eat crust because they've not figured out you can dip it

Thread is still up? Cute. Saw the commercial for this last night during [spoiler]Toonami.[/spoiler] The crust actually looks pretty good.

>>7345261

tbf the crust doesn't have much cheese either.

For a crust that I'm getting because I'm a greedy fuck, pizza really does suck/fail at doing that.

I stopped going to /b/ to avoid all of this sick shit, now I only get on ck and find this topic. Makes me wonder if this is where the actual fuck ups gather after they can't stomach b any longer. that ice cream looks delish though.

>>7344884
>>7344884
Wait though, was it even enjoyable? Isn't there just some gyration and then it's over?

>>7347411
lel!

>this entire thread
/ck/ is a bunch of cock crazy sluts.

>>7354883
Take that back and I will suck your cock.

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ok, I'm certain you guys are talking about penises now.

>>7344884
Kek

>>7345480
I live in bumfuck nowhere so we have dominoes, hut, papa john, ceasars and cicis and that's it unless you go for frozen, which yes ends up being better and cheaper than any option except ceasars in some cases

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>/a/ is pretty gay lately, let's check out some other boards
>Oh cool, cooking. What could go wro-
Seriously you guys.

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>>7355361
Problem?

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>>7344884
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKMJDQBTZv0

>>7354883
>>7354954
4chan*

>>7355361
>/a/ is pretty gay lately
/a/ is gayer than /d/.

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>>7344884

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>>7355361

>>7352577
i hope you used the opportunity to teach your kids that life is a horrible meaningless void

>>7346330
>break it with your tongue
>blowjob trainers

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>7355528
Please, we're barely gayer than /k/.
Most days.

>>7350462
There's that, what's it called, bread-like cheese. You cook it and it stays firm, in a more bread-like way than halloumi. You could use that as a pizza base.

>>7355794
As long as you manage to stay more hetero than /fit/, I guess.

I had one of them for the Super Bowl yesterday with some friends. Pretty good honestly, I'd eat it again next time I have a cheat day.

>inb4 pizza snob artisan cucks bitch at me for enjoying Pizza Hut

>>7344873
No, I stand by Papa

>>7356966
papa bless

>>7355704
>not sliding your tongue all over the bottom of a thick, dripping, slimy ice cream cone until it spurts white into your mouth
You're doing it wrong.

>>7355834
At least we remember to say no homo when we fuck dudes

>>7357621
>implying that its gay for feminine penises to touch

>>7352822
Shit tier boyfriend is shit.

>>7354883
Jokes on you its probably a bunch of faggots.

So, I'm gonna quit pussy footing around and ask it. Which food is the best to fuck/fuck yourself with?

>>7359220
Just get a dido, dude.

>>7358821
>>7354883
Joke's on you. Its both.

>>7359220
Just buy a dragon dildo.

Easily the best /ck/ thread in a long while.

There's no way OP didn't know what he was getting into though.

>>7359441
>There's no way OP didn't know what he was getting into though.
You and I both know very well that he did.

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>>7359445
y-you and I?

>>7359462
Yeah. Wanna kiss and maybe hold hands?

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>>7359465
I would need to ask my Owner for permission first!

>>7359441
>There's no way OP didn't know what he was getting into though.
I will neither confirm nor deny that.

Someone better be screencapping this thread.

>>7359474
What a slut, your owner should clearly drop you like the whore you are.

stop it /ck/ my boner commands it

/ck/ - food & zooing

Brought one to work last Friday, bacon and bbq sauce drizzle. It was pretty good.

My only regret is they messed up and gave me 3 marina sauces instead of 1 and a ranch dressing dip.

Probably going to order another one this weekend, shit is good. Hope I don't get tied up with work or something, I need a night to myself and pizza.

>>7361492
>bacon and bbq sauce drizzle
Ugh, why even eat a pizza if you are going to overpower everything else with the taste of bacon and bbq?

>>7361414
No!

I'm a slut but a monogamous one. My butt belongs to my owner.

>>7361581
Your butt belongs to anyone, I bet. Holding hands with /ck/goers before getting shoved against a wall, your pants and panties ripped down, and your butt ravaged by big, food and cooking loving deviants! Your howls of pleasure spoiling milk and ruining rising cakes in ovens, you dirty slut!

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>>7361604
>enter thread to start viral marketing argument
>borderline ERP happening
Where the fuck are mods

>>7361604
>spoiling milk and rining rising cakes in ovens
b-but I like to bake!

farquad me in the molly

>>7359220
You can shape a zucchini with a bend and it stay intact.

>Girlfriend is being hit on in thread, flirting back.
>People talking lewdly about my girlfriend.

Hey /ck/, can you name me something to drink to kill the pain?

>>7362826
It's called get a less shit tier girlfriend.

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>>7344884

>>7362826
Then forget your girlfriend bro. Hell if you want I can be your girlfriend tonight.

You should totally post pictures of your dick, ass and thighs,

You know, to make her jealous. Hell i bet she sucked at sucking dick anyway. You don't ask a person without a car to tune up your car for you, know what i mean bro?

I'm both hungry and aroused now. Thanks, /ck/.

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>>7363497

>>7363497
I love my girlfriend! Feminine penis and all! But thanks, we can totally fuck like rabbits if you want. Give me a minute to post pictures for you, bby~

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>>7364554

>Feminine penis and all

what does this mean?

>>7364601
If you have to ask, you don't want to know.

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>>7345284
You just ain't doin' it right.

>>7362826
>dating a whore
you're only supposed to fuck them, dumbass.

Best pizza.

Pizza Machine (dead)>Papa Murphy's>Papa John's>Little Caesar's>Foxx's (might be local)>>>>>>>Pizza Hut=Domino's.

It's a shame, because Pizza Hut used to be God-tier, but then they changed their crust, and they started going to shit after that. Then Domino's was pretty good for awhile, but they're shit now, too. The best pizza I ever had was at Pizza Machine, but they're dead now because their owner was a fucking idiot. I know one of the brothers, though, and he knows the recipe. I can only hope I get to taste that divine pizza again, some day. He even let me make my own custom pizza one time, which I highly recommend. It's just Hawaiian pizza with honey barbecue sauce instead of tomato pizza sauce, and chopped bacon put around the crust with enough BBQ sauce drizzled on it to help it stick. Best fucking pizza I've had in my life.

>>7362826
>girlfriend
what are you fucking gay?

>>7345284
Pretty sure thats a dog penis replica bro

>>7364720
papa johns and little ceasars are jusst fucking awful

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>>7364720
>Papa John's

awful pizza owned by an awful man plus this Obama hater does not give his employees health care

enjoy your sick pizza made by sick employees

Knots :3c

>>7364980
this. only fags have girlfriends

>>7365081
>plus this Obama hater does not give his employees health care

it's a fucking pizza chain

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>this entire thread

>>7366613
Ew get out you un-faggot. Post dog dicks

>>7344884
I fucking love this board.

>>7366613
eww
get those soft sacks of fat out of here

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>Arrive on /ck/ in time to see a pizza thread devolve into succulent dog knots, a girl cucking her bf, talk about cock slaves, and ice cream fellatio

>>7366751
>me
>cuck my boyfriend
Never ever, the thought makes me want to puke. My butt is his.

also
>girl
Sometimes!

>>7364720
dominos was god tier when they had the 555 deal, 3 medium (16 inch at the time), 1 topping pizzas for 5 bucks each. now its way to expensive for what you get.

Heres the real pizza rankings

local chicago restaurant > the rest

>>7366872
Whenever dominos has a 50% off sale I'm all fucking over it.

>Triple pepperoni brooklyn syle pizza for 12 dollars

Their other shit is pretty good too.

>>7354435
watch some knotting porn, bro

>>7367366
you should try a real sport, like knitting faggot

>>7344873
By a dog cock?

>>7368624
what else would you get knotted by?

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>>7369253