Bullshit!

I did this once when someone else made hot pockets. Just put them down in front of me. I thought they'd be smart enough to tell me HEY I JUST TOOK THEM OUT

one bite in, molten lava melts my mouth and runs down chin. I had red marks for a week and couldn't taste anything forever. Fucking sucked. That punk ass bitch. I threw it back into his face

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Confession time.When I eat Pizza Rolls(which is more often than I care to admit),I keep them in the oven until they're literally burned and then put them in the freezer for 20 minutes before eating them.I don't no why I do this.
/blog

>>7341766
Well, it's a commercial. But the bigger questions is, why the fuck are you just microwaving your hot pockets then eating them?

If you want to be lazy, nuke, then broil.

>>7341766
That flirtatious look on her face when she walks in got me pretty hard. I guess I must be lonely.

I sometimes put things like this in my mouth way too early, but when I hear my saliva sizzle I've always been able to spit whatever it is out before I get an actual burn.

>>7341766
>Be me last winter.
>Be mightily fucked up on Evan Williams. (Don't judge me.)
>Make some cheese fries in the oven.
>Take them out and just start attacking that shit out of the pan.
>Wake up next morning.
>Mouth feels like burning Anakin Skywalker.
>"I HATE YOU!!!"

The burns lasted for like three weeks. Thought I was gonna have to go to the ER if they didn't heal.

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>>7341766
Can you post a gif and not a shitty webm? It doesn't work with Safari.

PIZZA IN THE MORNIN
PIZZA IN THE EVENIN
PIZZA AT SUPERTIME

WHEN PIZZAS ON A BAGEL
YOU CAN EAT PIZZA ANYTIME

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>>7342370
>GET OUT.

>>7341766

That kids clearly not human bro, doesn't count.

Anyway watch this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YC1CUl4XcZc

>>7341869
how is adding a second step lazier than either putting them in the microwave or oven

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>>7342370
>safari

I've seen people do it man

Mostly fat white trash people, there is a breed of person who's mouths are so...idk what it is, calloused? They are able to do it, my friend would eat scorching hot pizza right away like it was nothing

>>7341861
>I don't know why I do this.

FTFY

>>7341861
Don't put hot stuff into the freezer that will ruin your fridge and your energy bill

>>7342417
he's giving birth to a tenth planet