>No Preservatives! >third ingredient is salt

>>7340596
how's huffington this time of year?

>Fat Free!
>Weigh more after eating a lot of it

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>"Wanna go to McDonalds?"
>"No it's okay!! I'm below my calorie count for today!"

>>7340639
>fat=weight
So is mercury a fat now? Is chugging bars of lead the reason why I'm overweight?

>no added chemicals
>every ingredient is a chemical

>sugar free
>uses double the amount of artificial sweetener

>No MSG*
>*Except what's naturally occurring in the product

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>100% orange juice
>it's in a plastic bottle

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>gluten free
>still waiting on my guten

>>7341105
I kek'd

>fresh
>it's canned

>bag of nuts
>may contain traces of nuts

>>7340816
>100% juice
>from concentrate

>instant soup
>have to wait few minutes

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>>7340816

>>7340596
>no chemicals
>literally mad up entirely of chemicals

>>7340816
>>7341189
>100% orange juice
>it's made of 0s and 1s

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>0g of sugar per serving
>serving size is 0g

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>0g trans fat*
>*per serving

>>7340596
You did better when you were frog posting.

>>7340785
Except there's no problem with this

>organic
>it's actually grown with pesticides and genetically modified by selecting for the best breed of crops

>buy "one a day" gummy vitamins
>serving size is two gummies

>bbq sauce
>"our first ingredient is TOMATOES, not hfcs like those shitty other guys"

>tomatoes, hfcs, corn syrup, sugar, brown sugar

>>7341362
Why don't they just make gummies twice the size and cut the quantity in half as a result so that people can actually take "one a day"?

Why is this company so stupid?

>>7341344
Tastes like shit, makes you feel like shit, spikes your tolerance to sweetness

>>7341362
because gummy vitamins are meant for children and it's so they don't choke on a big vitamin

swallow a vitamin like an adult

>>7341344
makes your gut microbiota more efficient at short-chain fatty acid consumption

>>7341388

Adult gummy vitamins have been commonplace for at least 10 years.

Give it another decade and whatever country your're from will catch up with the rest of the world, as with everything else.

>>7341378
>>7341392
Maybe so, but that's not the point. That message is primarily intended for diabetics who will suffer serious medical consequences if there is actually sugar in it

>>7341495
Shut it, sperm

>All Natural
>Comes in plastic packaging

>packet of peanuts
>"contains peanuts"

>>7341374
They aren't stupid, they're greedy and smart.

If you get 60 in a pack it makes you think it's lots, even though it'll only last you 30 days.

They could sell 30 packs of bigger gummies but the the consumer thinks they aren't getting good value.

>>7342230
>friend gives me some peanuts to eat
>i'm allergic to peanuts
>eat it
>there were peanuts in it
FUCK

>>7340742
Fat makes you fat moron.

>>7342279
What if you only eat 1 a day but shorten your day to half a day so you have 2 days in the time it takes to finish one day? Best of both worlds. This is how you beat the big guys and use their tricks against them.

>>7341378
>makes you feel like shit

Pseudo-science

>spikes your tolerance to sweetness

Anti-science

>>7341392
Entirely unfounded in the scientific community, luddite esque research

>>7342176
Plastic is natural

>>7343546
Where in nature does plastic occur?

>>7343553
Where in nature does food processing occur?

Everything in the universe is a result of a natural process

Calling something artificial is superficial and objectively incorrect, it's a marketing buzzword

>>7343560
Food processing is not a material or good, therefore it cannot be naturally occurring. If you take a piece of lettuce off a head and package it, the product is naturally occurring. You just processed it by reducing it from a larger portion. Your whole point about the universe, which you probably think makes you look smart, makes you look like an autist incapable of following context.

>>7343590
A piece of lettuce taken off and being packaged is not naturally occurring by your standards. There is no environmental process which causes lettuce to be packaged or processed

I think you're just a bit, if not incredibly retarded

Then again you're just more upset I called you out on your actual deficient thought process of what is natural

>>7340783
>I don't like chemicals in my food
>Eat chemicals while sitting on chemicals and being chemicals
Weeeeew lads

>>7343553
>Where in nature does plastic occur?

Trees. Cellulose is a polymer.

>>7343618
You're out of your element. You're the product of parents telling their child of average intelligence that they're special.

>>7343560
>it's a marketing buzzword
No dipshit, it's the opposite of a marketing buzz word.

>>7343618
dude stop

>>7343650
By definition plastic is a synthetic polymer.

>>7340596
>>7340639
>>7340738
>>7340783
>>7340785
>>7340802
>>7340815
>>7340816
>>7341105
>>7341133
>>7341139
>>7341148
>>7341171
>>7341201
>>7341283
>>7341292
>>7342176
ITT: Retards.

>>7343694
autism

>>7343542
>entirely unfounded

yea okay
http://www.nature.com/nature/journal/v514/n7521/full/nature13793.html

>>7343714
Not saying that's wrong (as I have not read it yet) but Nature is one of the worst scientific journals.

>>7343718
okay

>>7343694
Yes that's the point of this thread.

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>>7343694
>>7343718
>>7343542
Found the fatties

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>made with REAL cheese
>garbage fake cheese powder #5 is second ingredient
>contains 0.1% or less of: real cheese

>>7343553
Humans are part of nature and humans created plastics therefore plastics are a part of nature

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>>7340596
>organic vegetables
>covered in bacterial pesticide

>>7344138
>if I ignore the contextual meaning of a word people will think I'm smart.

Most people grow out of this by the time they end high school. Almost as bad as people saying
>tomatoes are actually fruits guys!

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>can of pop
>serving size is half the can

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>>7344178
>servings 2.5

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>90 Calories per serving
>Serving Size: 1 oz
>Servings: 16

>>7340596
>Nitrite free
>Except those occurring in celery salt
>Celery salt not added to regular product

>>7344166
The contextual meaning is the meaning you're criticizing

>>7345120
First of all, there are multiple contextual meanings. That's kind of the point of a contextual meaning. Different meanings for different contexts. Second of all, the meaning he ascribed to "natural" was as wide and broad as you can get with that word.

>>7341401
Or you know, they live in a first world country where vitamin supplements are for sailors and people eat correctly.