Coffee

Definitely a meme.

>>7335615

what is the point of this coffee? if you want more caffiene, why wouldnt you just drink more coffee?

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>>7335615
Would have a cup. Looks nice and edgy.

>>7335615
That blurb was definitely written on a MacBook Pro.

>>7335615
>spoopy coffee on /ck/

alt+f4

>this thread again

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>>7335615

Paul Kersey: Nothing to do but cut and run, huh? What else? What about the old American social custom of self-defense? If the police don't defend us, maybe we ought to do it ourselves.

Jack Toby: We're not pioneers anymore, Dad.

Paul Kersey: What are we, Jack?

Jack Toby: What do you mean?

Paul Kersey: I mean, if we're not pioneers, what have we become? What do you call people who, when they're faced with a condition or fear, do nothing about it, they just run and hide?

Jack Toby: Civilized?

Paul Kersey: No.

>>7335615
Yes I have had Deathwish. It is strong and they don't lie about the caffeine either. If you have more than two cups you will probably get the jitters

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>>7335615
this is what you buy if you're not a faget

>>7335730
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>>7335615
Judging by the packaging
Yeah. I'm gonna say it's a gimmick

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>>7335841
interesting, they offer death wish with their brew method

i guess it would be even more hyper-caffeinated?

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>I'd like to buy some Death Wish Coffee®™, please.

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>>7335841

>cold extraction
>not being a faget

>>7335615
Yep. I got some a few years ago out of curiosity.
It tasted like average coffee. Dark roast bordering on burnt. Didn't give me a heart attack or make me shit my pants like the packaging suggests, but it did have a marginally higher caffeine content than average grocery store coffee. Then again, the coffee I buy isn't dark roast so idk. Basically, it's overpriced dark roast. Wouldn't reccomend it.

>>7335615
It's awful. My friend recently got some...even the smell is off putting

>>7335615
It's gimmicky. It's tasty by robusta-standards but it's very overpriced. No roast dates either. If you're made of money then go ahead and buy it.

>>7336220
Do you mean the beans/grounds? Because that smell is absolutely god tier. Brewed it smells nice, at worst it smells like any other cup of coffee.

>>7335615
Best coffee is freshly roasted coffee. This stuff was likely roasted months before your purchase and thus stale and lost a lot of its flavor.

Bump for genuine curiosity

>>7335841
>40$ for 750ml

Dude by the time I can afford to drink that as often as I need it these days.... I'll be retired

It's pretty good, but probably not worth the price tag. Not a complete waste off money or anything though, its good strong coffee.