Jack's newest video is really cringy. https://www.youtu

>>7321158
It's not particularly cringey at all.
It's not bad.

>>7321170

What? It's a horrible review of a product

>>7321170
He thinks that milk goes off if you bring it to room temperature

>>7321172
The golden days of shitting on jack are over anon.
He's actually half way decent now, just faggots touting the jack's so shit meme.

>>7321189
He's decent for retards since they can relate to him

>>7321189
>The golden days of shitting on jack are over anon.

Go back to bed, Jack.

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>>7321189
>[Jack is] actually half way decent now

>>7321189
He still has absolutely no clue about food. Don't you remember that canning video he posted very recently? What about the numerous Jack on the Go episodes where he explains the seasoning is good but goes into no detail what so ever as to why? I almost get that he offers retard cooking advice to retards but I have no idea why he thinks he can review food. The only detail he ever goes into is the subjective good/bad, which means nothing to anyone since we don't know how his tastes compare to ours.

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>>7321158
>another jack thread

>>7321189
>The golden days of shitting on jack are over anon.
You're wrong, Jack. We've only just begun.

>>7321292
haven't watched the canning video

what does he do wrong in that video?

>>7321367
>what does he do wrong in that video?

Literally everything.

>>7321367
Nothing.
A bunch of FDA brain washed retards flipped out.

>>7321158
Is the perfect bake thing any good?

>>7321381
>being as stupid as jack
wow anon you really fucking suck!

>>7321383
It does it job as a accurate scale that interacts with the app provided, it's just that Jack is too retarded to use it.

>>7321381
>Nothing.

Yeah, what's a little botulism between friends? It's not like canning is a well understood science or anything, amirite?

>>7321391
can't even find that video now

did he delete it?

>>7321415
>did he delete it?

Yes. It was literally so bad even Jack was embarrassed by it.

>>7321423
fuck

I wanna see it now

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>>7321426
>>7321423
anon delivers
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o5f9d3m35VU

>>7321158
Watching this mongoloid struggle with grams is fucking hilarious though.

>What is 200ml of milk
>What is 80g?

Fucking Americucks and their shitty system.

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>>7321450
>I have to throw away MILK cause it's now room temperature

Is Jack even 5'5''? That other bloke's waist is level with the counter tops and he looks almost a full foot taller than Jack.

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>All these hucksters claiming they'd keep room temperature milk for later consumption in the year 2016
Jack once again shows the holes in the product's system. You need a scale in addition to the scale to actually use this piece of garbage to full effect

>I'm ready, I'm ready

Do you think jack fucks tammy often or just once a month? Asking for a friend

>>7321381
Would you eat cream of potato soup which tasted like beef and barley because it was improperly home-canned?

>>7321435
I'm not a canning expert, anybody explain what he did so wrong? Other than the potato soup tasting like beef and barley.

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>>7321977
facebook post by some slag who thinks she is the lord of can town. I do not know how valid her criticism is, but it preceding Ja/ck/'s removal of the video

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>>7322004

>>7321998
It's a YouTube comment and it's all completely valid and factual.

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>>7322021

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>>7322035

>>7321367

fucks it up so it defeats the purpose of it actually being edible after a couple of months without getting violently ill.

>>7321998
she only pointed out 1 maybe 2 things that jack's friend did wrong

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>>7322035

beautiful moist chicken, so tender and delicious.

Have I ever told you about my sauces? they're not just oversalted viscous crap, they're also undercooked, BAM I even made a shitty teriyaki sauce, BAM THERE IT IS.

Now back to the cooking with ja/ck/ show.

YOODIE HOODIE YOO, DOO YOODIE HOODIE

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>>7322041

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>>7322042
if you shave off that extra botulism purging time, that's money in your pocket. Penny wise pound foolish

>>7322068
bewyutiful

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>>7322068

>>7322056
where's his bacteria infested wedding ring that he never takes off?

>>7321998
YouTube comment you mong.

>>7322021
I don't understand why he isn't even trying to turn it over. At the 8 second mark he sort of turns it over but then drops it back down again and gives up before any touches the top.

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>>7322099

Anyone have le navy seal copypasta of jack?

>>7322122
I want a slapchop so bad. At least to chop onions. I hate choping these fuckers but, they give such nice touch in food though.

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>>7322122

>>7321158
What a salty little bitch.
Trying so goddamn hard to blame the product for every little thing.
And when I comment on his videos to point out actually dangerous flaws in his "cooking" I'm a troll. Starting to actually hope this fat fuck gets food poisoning.

>>7322149
Thats what I ate for a good portion of University.
>wake up
>drink coffee
>go to school
>go to gym
>eat 8 eggs with salsa
>work
>eat whatever mom saved me
>study
>sleep
What a life

>>7322154

>I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bison burger.

Keks every time

>>7321367
he doesnt bring the canning apparatus up to a sufficient temp.

pretty much gave advice that could lead a lot of people to getting really sick.

he took the video down pretty quickly

>>7321532
jack jr is taller than him and jr is 5'6"

>those dislikes
Finally! We're gaining ground.

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>>7322204

>>7322219
Man this guy is a fuckin retard

>>7322219
someone needs to do a montage of him cracking eggs with his knuckles and ring

>>7322198
so moist

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>>7322219

>>7322195
Holy shit this must be a new Ja/ck/ record. He better not take it down before i get a chance to see it

>>7322198
if those are not cooked well enough for your taste, feel free to pop them in the microwave for 10-30 seconds to finish them up

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>>7322254

>>7322264
Do you know, the thing that offends me the most about that video is the blunt ass knife he's using.

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>>7322269
Maybe it's blunt because he uses it on plates.

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Bring it in close...
>UNGHMNH
...so gud

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>>7322278

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This is what happens when you try and do a home abortion. Now we have to wait for natural selection to finish the job.

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>>7322300

>>7322154
>Six Day war
I lost it.

post more jack

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cooking is women's work, Ja/ck/ing is for the men

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Look at that...
>HAHMNGHMN
...boodeevul...boodeevul...

>>7322306
>It wasn't a twist cap

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>>7322316

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>>7322306

Jack manages to fuck up even when he has room to fuck up, he definitely shouldn't attempt something as precise as baking.

>>7322306
How has he never seen a bottle cap before?

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In case he tries to take it down

>>7322146
They suck. Washing them is not very comfortable and they have like 4 moving parts and 2 seperate parts, so you have to clean up a whole lot of stuff for just chopped onion. you will get triangles and some mouse au onion, as the mechanism is rotating so you will have very fine chopped onion in the middle and bigger triangles elsewhere. even a fries press would do better.

will never use again. 2/10

>>7322330
This reminds me of the food that my Dad cooked for me when I was kid after my parents split up.
It's just really fucking sad.

>>7322346
Someone should download it too. Just in case

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Made a jack OC guise, R8 PLZ :D:(:D

>>7322382
Are you proud of yourself?

>>7322382
>breathing progeny
ok I laughed

>>7322347
I see...thanks for the protip

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>>7321158

>old man gets upset over technology

>>7322399
Its amazing how much he loves stupid devices for how god awful he is at using them

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>>7322382
That's a good ja/ck/ image

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don't thumbs down his vids, Jack takes his feedback very seriously. Do not want him to get discouraged when the quality of the video is actually pretty decent

the comments on the newest video are awesome LOL

>>7322339
greatest thing ive ever seen

>>7321158

that batter full of lumps kek. and also not weighing the milk while pouring kekekeke.

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>>7322433
>eat burgers like tacos
>eat tacos like burgers

BUDIFULL :-DDD

>>7322288

Do you think thats how jack eats out his wife.

>>7321958
birthday handies and she lets jack eat her out sometimes

that's IT.

>>7322300
>when yo gurl's taco decide to take a piss right as you're about to eat her out

>>7322319
One tentacle devours another

it's poetic

>>7322348
I'm so sorry anon

>>7322382
>his preferred method of murder is biological weapons
>you know, like botulism, salmonella, diabetes

kek worthy

>>7321158
>>weighing ingredients is more precise
>>they're onto something there
>implying that's a new thing
That made me rage more than the milk and lumpy cake mix.

New video about Ja/ck talks about Garrett here at 25:26

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=83GjhW_m1A0

>>7322278
Why would someone willingly create this monstrosity?

I just can't understand.

>>7322577
it's not a new video it's from 2014

>>7322021
What recipe is this?

>>7322598

It's "new" in the sense it's not the one about choking his son again.

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His technique is literally through all the trash in house in a pot

This madness must end

>>7322481
only after the bull is done

>>7322528
That's what got me, too

>>7322077
>save money on shampoo if you get your hairline to recede!

>>7322254
Please tell me he still has the original up

>>7322634
General tso's chicken

>pours in blueberries
app works perfectly
>HUHHHHNNNGGGG LEMME FUCK IT UP ON PURPOE
it's a slight hassle to fix
>ERRMAAGERRRDD WHAT A HORRIBLE SYSTEM

fucking dumb queef hick

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>>7322954
>Cooked rare in a fucking bag

LEL

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>>7322954
BEAUTIFUL

>Couple hundred years ago people like Jack would have just died off
>Now we have to suffer them around us

>>7321158
Jack is too fucking dumb to even use a device designed for retards.

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>>7323063
>he actually used to live near me

>>7322154
this might be the first one of these i've read from start to end

>>7321158

As much as I hate to say it, I have to agree with his final review of the product. He fucked up a bit while using it, but measuring your own ingredients without the use of a wifi scale and an app just seems like less of a hassle. Also, $50 for 3 plastic bowls and a scale - fuck dat

>>7322330

what video is this??

>>7323178
lazy man's pork chops with rice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WRC7HXBJpU

>>7322382

for dislikes, you should have put reading and gay people

>>7321286
I really want to smack that cunt in the mouth, seriously. I don't hate many people, hate is probably a strong word, but I would beat her into a bloody mess.

>>7322382
needs a harry's razor's ad somewhere. and put a chipped yoshi blade in his hand

10/10 otherwise

>>7323193
what video is the harry's razor from?

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>>7323193
>>7323186
GRIMDARK THE CHEF 2.0

>>7323153
Why didn't you JUST kill him you fucking useless sack of waste.

>>7322954
>Napalm the Palestinians, race war now

fucking kek'd

>>7321158
I'm betting the reason he cut straight to the butter is because he notices that it said "at room temperature". Realizing this he might of nuked his butter in the microwave for a few seconds and then threw in his bowl.

Also I haven't baked in awhile but isn't the reason lumpy is because he didn't creamed the room temp butter with the sugar, then combine the rest?

>>7323368
dg

>>7323341
perfect

>>7323342
>going to jail for jack
give him another year or two and he'll crap out, the real fun is guessing what, salmonella or botulism

>>7323292
It's in a lot of his vids, can't remember the best one though
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXE4IzY_PQk
is the one that came up first

>>7321189
>He's actually half way decent now

Jack was so asshurt over Cangate that he deleted the video and made his twitter private

damage control

>>7323462
twitter thing is unrelated to cangate

[email protected],
[email protected]

http://cookingwithjack.com/store/#!/CWJ-BBQ-Apron/p/9929541/category=2304028

if you want to fuck jack, email bitstrips, he is using BitStrips in videos that are monetized and selling aprons with BitStrips on them

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>>7323446
safe money is just him dying of obesity. This guy eats like a garbage disposal and has diabetes and is a stroke survivor. If you don't change your life you will die, and he does not seem to be changing his lifestyle.
Gotta put that sauce on somepin'

>>7323446
"After the fact: I should have topped it with more whip cream or white chocolate chips."

Of all his fuckups over the years, this is his one regret.

>>7322382
Not disliking gay people... You were so close anon, so close.

>>7323341
Now this is something, you can go in peace anon

>>7321292
the seasoning is perfect.
just the right amount.
and the flavor is... mmmmm, so good it just melts un my mouth.
wow.
guys, you really gotta try this.

>>7323489
yeah, no.
this trainwreck doesn't need a shove, faggot.

>>7323589
yes it does LOL fuck him, he's a scummy lazy piece of shit, you realize that none of this logos besides the sauce are his? he's using bitstrips and south park characters

>>7323593
I may be being optimistic, but Ja\ck\ is a business man, worked in Radio... I'm sure he legally OK'd using bitstrips before making it his emblem.

Look at all the crazy free kitchen shit he reviews, and all the local businesses he constantly plugs. He probably talked to their office and is paying them in The Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste ~~ Hot BBQ desu.

>Makes a big fuss over little things
>Doesn't know that ml = g
>That milk fiasco that I literally still don't understand at all
>Trying to "trick" the software/product
>Unwashed blueberries
>/ck/-tier autism about amounts (What does about three eggs mean?) when it literally digitally informs you how much you need anyway
>Talks shit the whole time then at the end metions "it's beautiful" and looks better than Jack's usual baked goods

If he thought the product was shitty and a waste of time then why even bother recording it? Oh yeah, views and shills.

Anyways I'd never buy that but I'm sure he just didn't use it correctly then blamed it.

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>>7322146
>He hates chopping onions

Nigga, why haven't you got your goggles yet?

>>7323800

This guy really is a walking meme

>>7322035
He should be jailed for giving advice about uncooked food that can KILL people.

>>7322634
>>7322900
Colonel Jack's Salmonella & Sadness

>>7322915
my sides

>>7323838
Just pop it in the microwave for a minute. What's the big deal?

>Even the viewers weren’t safe from Scalfani’s twisted vision.

"One time I commented 'raw' and Jack replied and said 'what if someone just stood in the middle of my kitchen and yelled raw? Maybe the viewers would forget their trained routine of sending recipes' My jaw hit the floor and it never really came back up. That's when I thought, is he getting in character to be a food poisoner, or is it something that's been in him all along?"

"Sometimes I would go to look at the videos, and I noticed Jack had put annotations on the side. It was stuff like 'What if I overcook my meat? Would you buy The Best Sauce You’ll Ever Taste?' and 'Moist. Juicy. Chicken.' I had to ask him to stop because I was getting salmonella."

>>7323971
>Maybe the viewers would forget their trained routine of sending recipes

What does that even mean?

What a fucking boob, even for Jack's standards this is retarded. Why the fuck doesn't he edit out his dumbassery?

>>7323974
I guess he thinks he is pointing out "serious flaws" of this product when in reality he is just making himself look like a retard.

>>7323974
Because so many middle aged desperate bitches are sucking his virtual cock non stop.

The only critics of his videos are legitimate cooks, chefs, and /ck/ (and we critique him and his habits as much as his food)

>>7323978

They need some self esteem then, Chef John is obviously a much better man than Jack.

>>7323974
>Why the fuck doesn't he edit out his dumbassery?

Because he thinks the "appeal" of the show is that he's an average Joe who's a clumsy chef. The only thing is, he doesn't realize that the average Joe isn't actually brain dead like he is.

>>7322122
what the fuck is that

>>7323974
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lx4smsTGv0k
Well you see, anon, this is a REAL show, like nothing else on youtube. He's just an average joe, cooking normal food (Aunt Myrna's Party Cheese Salad for example). It's like you and him, hanging out in the kitchen.

>>7322278
THERES NO FUCKING WAY HES SERious???

>>7324032
Not a bad point but to be fair if it was just the two of us, his pants would be around his ankles and I'd be giving him a special treat of his own.

>>7324020

Salad, duh.

>>7322278
If you watch his reaction when he eats it with sound, there's amoment where there's silence and he's chewing and he realises what he's done before letting out the fakest "mmmm" ever.

It's amazing.

>>7322122
>Uses a knife to cut the onion
>Instead of just continuing to use the knife he uses the slap chop

What's even the point then?

Also I feel like Jack's knife tutorial with that chick is equally kek and doesn't get enough love on here.

>>7323798
>ml = g
So everything has the same density as water? Are you sure you aren't Ja/ck/?

>>7323971
wtf are you going on about are you on drugs?

>>7324141
When it comes to milk yeah, you can pretty much say that. Milk, juice, whatever, approximately it's the same. Truth, it's way more accuarte to mesure it appropiately but as a very good approximation it is enough to do so with most liquids in baking.

>>7324145
>He doesn't lurk /tv/

MOM'S GONNA FREAK pasta.

do you think /ck/ would stop abusing him if he got better at cooking?

JUST

>>7324226

No.

>>7321381
here's your reply

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>>7324226
I would stop, definitely.

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>>7324418

That fucking arm thing he does after he takes a bite. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh it enrages me.

>>7322102
Didn't he get a skin infection from it

>>7322278
This looks like a recipe from the 50s

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>>7324435
Me too anon, me too.

>>7324455
just like his mindset

>>7324435
This so fucking much anon, I know that pain.

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Fuck I found his reddit account

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>>7324530
pfft

vid.me
/IHoJ

jack is such a fucking idiot. his videos are becoming harder to watch

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>>7322514

>>7324554
link to the full episode?

>>7324570
watchseries.li/link/4996317

>>7324577
wew lad

our favorite potato manlet made it on tv

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>>7324530
here's his sub /r/cookingwithjack

if you disable the style you can post links

I think we should spam it with memes as the moderators aren't really around

>>7324577
top kek holy fuck the bumbling idiot

>>7324577
6:00

>you guys ready to try my sauce?
>no not yet
>ok

MAXIMUM KEK

What is your favorite Jack video? Mine is the "juicy" chicken one.

>>7324141
For the sake of a rough estimate on milk, yes.
What was it? 225 g? I'd have poured, without measuring, about a quarter of a carton, which contains a liter. If I'm a little bit off I'll either add a tiny amount of cold milk or drink a tiny amount of room temp. milk.
This useless asshole has no excuse for creating these issues to make the product look bad. Especially when you consider how fucking sloppy he is in every other video he's ever posted.

>>7324596
it's even more hilarious when they get him to cook

>>7324226
Hell, I'd settle for him admitting he's shit at it.
What really gets me is that some of the shit he's teaching is downright dangerous and he refuses to accept criticism on it. Jack can legit end up causing somebody's death.

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>>7324626
>when he gets all emotional defending his channel

>>7321502
>those filthy fucking nails

Disgusting.

>>7324541
>5-6 pound pork butt
>32oz (~2 pounds) bbq sauce
Its no wonder hes so fat when his "recipes" are literally 25% condiments

>>7324956

His BBQ sauce is pure sugar, he prefers King's Hawiian Rolls (which has more sugar than the average roll).

He's a fat diabetic

>>7322219
Jack never progressed beyond his high school edgyness phase. He still thinks he's edgelord.

>https://www.youtube.com/user/jakatak69
>jakatak69
>jack attack 69
>"jack attack" is slang for sudden urge to masturbate

Some people must like the slop he churns out, and even encourage him
https://youtube.com/watch?v=O8oGOFLH-5w

>>7325264
That's absolutely disgusting, what the hell

>>7321158

I like his videos. He's just a normal dude with severe lack of knowledge in some areas of cooking and he shows his failures and mistakes unlike other YouTube cooks who just show a perfect end result.

>>7322514

Stop it anon, you're white.

>>7325264
The fuck?
Why is he spraying WD40 or some shit in his "food"?

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>>7324586
>/r/cookingwithjack
it's weird how a devoted subreddit has less discussion about ja/ck/ than any of the threads on /ck/ at any given time.
Redditors apparently homosexual and unable to tolerate food borne illness.

>>7325264
I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THAT

>>7324577
>watchseries.li/link/4996317
thank you so much kind sir. I was looking for a source for ages. all of them where blocked outside US.

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>>7325264
>canned chicken breasts

>>7322514
>> has never ever ever ever ever had sex

>>7325264
So strange seeing someone sober make something like that.

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>>7325553
theres no time for real chicken or chopping tomatos ok, this is lazy mans recipes

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tfw I'll never be jack and Tammy's stud bull

>>7325646
>you will never fuck Tammy's soft, gelatinous, sex-deprived body till she's in tears of pain while Jack watches from a distance shyly sipping his disgusting, splenda-sweeted Starbucks venti latte

Why live?

>>7325671

>tfw you will never spread Tammys asscheeks, inhale the musk, and tongue her an us, scooping out partially digested, stinking meatshit nuggets like a famished anteater.

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>>7325678
/beautiful/

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>tfw you serve you beloved bread winner and cool dude son beautiful, juicy chicken breasts with a side of zesty mayonnaise and bean salad. Our god is a loving god

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Who are these people

>>7325678
>tfw you will never ram Tammy's muddy asshole and have her jerk out your load on Jack and his onion goggles as she rubs the little lumps of dick shit on Jacks goatee

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Fat fuck

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>>7325708
you're obviously new here

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>>7325723
>Interests: going to church, bowling, computers
This dude is a culinary broadcaster and doesn't even have one food related item highlighted in his publicly accessible facebook page.

That's when I started to wonder... was cooking and food even important to Ja/ck/ at all?

>>7325738
>Inspirational people: GOD

Do Americans really do this?

>>7325738
Holy crap, Jack is so painfully average.

>>7325738
Lol what do you think? His show is for attention, nothing more nothing less. He gets a little money from views and he has an outlet to shill his sauce. Jack Jr even confirmed they always eat out and he only cooks for that show.

>>7325743
I think that borders on blasphemy, but I dunno. If you were not exposed to WWJD bracelets, then I envy you.
Also he has Top Chef in his interests, so I guess I missed that item while laying into him for being casual as hell.

>>7325738
>was cooking and food even important to Ja/ck/ at all?

I wondered the same thing, and doubt it too. He never seems like he actually gives a shit about the craft.

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>>7325708
>he doesn't know The Four Horsemen

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>>7325738
He only makes these videos to promote his sauces and for youtube money. I thought everyone knew this already...
Jack Jr even admitted that Jack only cooks for his youtube shows.

>>7325743
Ye, tons of people put shit like that.

Why is he always reviewing those retarded "as seen on TV" things? Doesn't he know that virtually no one with any culinary sense considers buying any of it?

>>7325789
Because those videos get more views than anything else he creates

>>7325749
Where did he confirm that?

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>BUH EWE DEE FAL

>>7325721

>tfw Tammy will never force jack to his knees and have him dip your cock in the Best Sauce You'll Ever Taste,™ then suck it clean, then dip it again and suck, repeatedly, until he either finishes the whole jar or dies from excessive blood sugar

>>7325866
takes me back to all those bath mat meals I had in college

>>7325523
>he's still making his food /juicy/ on TV
>lets the investor dudes pretty much cook his ribs for him while he shills his meme show

>>7322099
fuck him

>>7324541

>2 upboats in 10 months

kek

>when he covers his mouth by idiotically hovering his hand over it
Every time.

>>7325873
You put the trademark symbol on the wrong side of the comma.

>>7325961

I was too aroused to think of such minutiae

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>>7325264
>I don't have time to cook chicken breast

Seriously, go to fuck yourself Jack.

>>7325640
what he meant was
>I can't bear another comment on juicy chicken

>>7325819
Jack Jr was live streaming some video game and people here found it and asked him questions

>>7322587
Aunt Myrna created it on her fifth passage through hell

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>>7326059
Aunt Myrna is an eternal trans-dimensional abomination, please do not directly engage.

>>7325819

vid.me
/cookingwithjack

>>7321158
what a piece of shit. he's a food fetishist. he insists on documenting every bite he takes in some pornographic fashion and always uses words like "moist" and "juicy" to describe his foods, as if he was describing a vagina. fuck you jack.

>>7324038

now theres an image i could have lived my life without thinking about

>>7326100
Pls link his sauna commercial

>>7326151
He doesn't know any other food words, I'm pretty sure

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>>7326160
are you trying to say that "Beautiful" is a verbal crutch that an experienced broadcaster should ideally know enough not to rely upon?

>>7326177
Err.. I guess

>>7325646
>tfw I'll never get to suck a fart out of tammy's ass like a bong rip

>>7325264
>Takes an entire year to do a viewer requested video
>Can't even use real chicken because "He doesn't have time"

Fuck, I would rather he didn't touch my recipe then to present it with such a half-assed attitude.

>>7326280
Yeah, he seemed to have it in for that recipe for some reason

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>>7322954

>>7326151
He should describe his food more like you'd describe Tammy.
Fatty, bitter, over seasoned, dripping wet, insatiable.

>>7326177
I would like to spend an hour licking sweaty juices from his head.
I bet it's salt n vinegary.

>>7326364
mmm, like soy sauced deep fried avocados dipped in sugar

>>7326364
Why do Jack threads always end up with sexual depravity?

>>7326177

I'd like to lie on my side on a wooden beam suspended from the ceiling in front of Jack (who is standing), such that our mouths are parallel, and lick his mouth like I'm eating out a pussy.

>>7326377
His mouth disgusts me and makes me feel physically sick desu senpai

>>7326374
because jack occasionally takes a bite of food while moaning like he's having sex, i think he did it more often when he believed he could be on food network

>>7326377
I love this pasta, its so vivid.

>>7326364
imagine what the inside of his hat smells like, Beautiful

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>>7326377

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>>7326421
for some reason fat men eating restaurant food on camera is a commodity people are interested in

>>7326421

Is it normal for Americans to eat like this?

Bite, sway heat, close eyes, and chew quickly?

>>7326439
Don't forget the "om nom nom" and mouth breathing which are not present in the webm version.

>>7326439
no, only when some are on camera. cameras make people act stupid.

>>7325264
>doesn't have time to cook chicken breasts
>"grow your own chicken"
>that weak ass first layer of cheese
>barely bubbling when he pulls it out
JUST
U
S
T

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>>7324141
>So everything has teh same density as water?
A pint is a pound of water, butter, milk, or eggs.

>now im gonna have to throw this milk away because its room temperature

I don't think you all understood how much I NEED Jacks cock in my ass

>>7326658
Tell him on Youtube and post evidence.

>>7326658
I bet you want that big old lips and that fat tongue around your member faggot. I bet you think about how moist and beewtafull it would be

>>7326725

ooh yeeeeahhhhhhuuuuuhhhhh

>>7321158
>Modern Americans dont know how to measure by weight, tare a scale and properly measure.

Maybe this is why we are all fucking fat.

>>7324614
The one where he cries like a bitch on national tv

http://www.cnbc.com/live-tv/west-texas-investors-club/full-episode/a-time-to-grill/502726211915

>>7326864
the man has passion, the man has a dream
sure, he couldn't BBQ ribs and his product was BBQ sauce, but damnit, he's still jack

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Ja/ck/ has a P90X update at the beginning of this video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pHZRy1dljYE

What a fucking knob

>>7326958
you know the crzy thing is, is that he did look way better than he usually does in his video in that one video

fucking asshole lost his momentum and now he's heavier than ever

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>>7326965

>>7326970
what kind of fucking idiot....wow

I'm actually genuinely upset

>>7326970
What a giant fucking moron. Weight loss comes more from what you eat than anything else.

I'd love to watch but the last time I watched Jack videos he started shitting up my YouTube.

Also, I'd rather not give him the views. I completely dislike the guy.

>>7326996
>what is incognito mode

Whatever views we give him are miniscule compared to what he normally gets anyway. We mostly contribute dislikes

>>7325723
>most embarrassing thing ever
>dropped my burger

ABSOLUTE MADMAN

>>7325264
>canned chicken breast is a thing

What the fuck?

the thought of Jack doing P90X and eating out 2-3 times a day is so hilarious

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg

>Is Diabetic
>Is Obese
>Too Much Sugar in Diet
>Finally has stroke
>Gets "Wake Up Call from God"
What does Jack do?
>Cuts out Caffeine
>"Healthiest in four years"
>Eats Chicken Alfredo a few days later

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqNIvYUnyBg&list=EL0bbez20AVV8&index=32

This guy was posted on /v/ and I had to find out if it was real
Who the hell is this abomination? Where did he come from? Why is everything he makes so undercooked? How has he not been made ill by these things that he makes? Who out there thinks that the way he cooks, especially meat, is acceptable?
I have so many questions

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>>7325778
>the oil is still cold

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>>7327032
Ja/ck/ plays vidya too, his PSN id is jakatak69

http://psnprofiles.com/jakatak69

>>7327032
>Who the hell is this abomination?
Jack Scalfani aka jakatak69, Youtube "celebrity" and terrible cook.

>Where did he come from?
California. Then he decided that he'd had enough of California schools teaching his children that everyone had to be gay (or some such nonsense), so he packed up his shit show and moved to Tennessee to be closer to a pastor who murdered a lady and thinks we should napalm Palestine.

>Why is everything he makes so undercooked?
It's not unercooked, it's JUICY.

>How has he not been made ill by these things that he makes?
Because the FDA and the meat industry actually a pretty good good of keeping our food from not being contaminated. But with all his health problems, I'd be surprised if he noticed an extra case of salmonella.

>Who out there thinks that the way he cooks, especially meat, is acceptable?
No one who knows what they are doing. I can only assume that his fanbase primarily consists of facebooking flyover state housewives and shut-ins.

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>>7327063
Very good sum up
But I recall him talking about the napalming palestine, but never heard that same pastor murdered a lady?

>>7327055
I do not want to play videogames with this man. I was perfectly content not knowing this man existed, but here I am

>>7327063
>It's not undercooked, it's JUICY.
I am not a chef. I can cook with a lot of help from a cookbook and even then I sometimes get it wrong. But even I know there is a difference between a chicken thigh being juicy and whatever the fuck >>7322035 is. No one with all their mental faculties intact would look at that and think "I want to put that in my mouth"
Also his BBQ sauce looks like garbage, and given he lives in Tennessee he needs to be run out of town on a rail for that shit

>>7327026
>if by any means what has happened to me can help you guys... do not drink caffeine, don't work 8 hour days
Yeah, way to spread health awareness Jack, at no point should you mention that you're 5'7" and 280 lbs, it was probably the coffees. Godjesus be praised

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>>7327079

>>7327075
>vid.me
>/cookingwithjack

>>7327075
http://www.nashvillescene.com/nashville/a-grieving-son-finds-no-justice-on-rev-maury-davis-path-to-redemption/Content?oid=1201523

It's apparently the same church Jack goes to.

>>7327085
I get that you were being facetious, but this guy must actually believe that, or else he would cook his food through. Not eating raw chicken is essentially instinctual at this point, and he's willing to toe that line for what exactly?
It's not just being a bad cook, that's being willfully stupid and I just can't understand

who are the three friends jack parties with in his Cedrus Sauna™?

>>7327098
I think he had just met those three "friends" down at the local bath house.

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>>7327104
It's good to have friends to share "food and cooking" with

>>7327105
>>7327104
Do they like it as raw as Jack does?

>>7327105
What's a Men's Retreat? It sounds like a gay thing.

>>7327116
Cucking Shed

>>7327116
it's like a woman's retreat, but everybody is walking away with sticky buns (if you understand what I mean, but really I think it is probably some church related fellowship thing~~ kind of a social group for people who already go out of their way to socialize with each other)

>>7327094
Hard to say what Jack actually believes, he has the brain of a starfish

>>7327116
Jesus's Cuck Shed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8JQJxuAOMK8
Some good autistic rage in this one

Post your rarest Jack.

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>>7327275
Jackie Boy's Sister
Beautiful

>>7327208
I don't think I can even be mad at him anymore. I'm just confused. How can he function in the real world? How can one be so incompetent at everything?

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>>7327275
>tfw you /comeoninclose/

>>7327208
>I don't like pancakes, it's just starch with sugar poured on top
Yeah, it'd probably be better if you poured three different kinds of Campbell's soup into it, layered two fucking pounds of salsa and shredded cheese on top and mixed it all in a pot of boiling whipped cream, you diabetic freak.

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>>7327032
>This guy was posted on /v/

I've heard he was posted on /tv/ before as well. Has Jack memetic status increased to the point other boards are becoming aware of the madness?

I have no idea if this good or bad.

>>7327366
I learned about Jack through a myg0t clan member uploading Jack videos to his YouTUbe page.

I knew about Jack before though. I was unfortunately enough to discover and watch his videos for a little while when they were only getting a couple hundred views each. Brought a huge smile to my face when I saw he became a lolcow like eight years later.

>>7327208
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5vjQKr7Cho

>tfw even his mom was tired of his shit

>>7327350
And don't forget to add the two fist-sized bricks of cream cheese and HEAPING spoonfuls of mayonnaise.

>>7327376
>Connie Scalfani, Jack's mother featured on the video died back in August 24, 2011. I want to express my heartfelt condolences to the Scalfani family. For those who didn't know that, I'm sorry to bring you this news. RIP Connie Scalfani.

>>7327376
I can't imagine the crushing defeat you must feel as a parent when you child turns out to be a complete and total failure.

Nobody has brought up how *Jack believes in the fucking illuminati" yet, so

*Jack believes in the fucking illuminati*

I'm sure he blames all of this problems in life on them, too: Stroke, youtube trolls, choking his kid.

>>7327400
source?

Has anyone made a webm of this fucking retard boiling plastic ziplock bags?

>>7327026
the best stroke you could ever have™

Is it possible that there exists a video where Jack isn't a complete fuck up? Like has anyone actually found anything remotely decent on his channel?

>>7327208
>ready made pancake mix
Why? Just why?
I mean I can understand that you get readymade soup stock or stuff like that, because that takes a lot of time and stuff to make, but pancake mix? How dumb can one be to need that shit?

also, that product is retarted, because every time you flip it, you essentially start anew, in a cold pan...

>>7327439
There are a few, yeah, like his redo of yorkshire puddings. The first one was such a colossal failure, though, that it doesn't really matter.