>cut open bell pepper >there is a green swirly thing growing

Yep, I've had that.

Also had worms, mold, and a smaller pepper growing inside.

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>>7308772
so can we take them back to the store?

> buy organic peach
> "why do we even need all this pesticide?"
> take a bite
> there's an earwig living in the pit
> "oh right, pests."

>>7308777
THANK YOU

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>>7308777
Checked

>>7308765
>green swirly thing
What exactly is the nature of this green swirly thing?

>cut open bell pepper
>there's mold inside
>panic mode enabled
>turn 360° and walk away
>open the window
>"SHUT DOWN THE FUCKING KITCHEN"
>throw the bell pepper away
>a tiny piece falling on the floor, rolling right under the counter
>wash board and knife
>wash hands
>check counter surface for liquids
>consider changing clothes
>consider washing face
>but wait, there's still a piece of bell pepper under the counter
>bend over, but can't reach it
>get on the floor
>everybody walks the dinosaur

>>7308843
>turn 360° and walk away
You'd still be facing the same direction, you fucking moron.

>>7309069
>2016+0
>Not knowing that dank meme

>>7309069
not if you moonwalk

go out in style!

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>>7309069

>>7309069

Is this bait?

>>7309307
Not at all :^)

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>Mash a garlic bulb
>Fucking sprouts in every single clove

I always eat those...its the sweetest part of the pepper

>>7309069
2nu4me

>>7309069
>hi everybody, it's my first day on 4chan

>>7309069
Moshi moshi, baito desu

>>7310772
>hi everybody, I can't identify a joke

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>>7310778
>damage control
Kek.

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I̵̗͔̾͒̈́ͪ̒ä͇̯̩ͪ͗͗ͧ̔̃͜!͔̱͎̗͓̥̍̃ͫ̉ͭ͗͒ ͍̤̯̯͕͐ͅI̺̻͓͔͒̾̀ͅä̵͚̥̩͈̗͎̌ͥͯ̍ͣ!̟̠̞͈̹͔̃̒̔̚ ̯̞̞̲̂̌͠C̝̤̒ͮ̂ͫ͠t̿ͫ̐ͨͯͣh̖͉̰̹̙͈͎͡u͕̣̪͖̓̓͛̇ͣl͍̣̅̽̄̕h̝̗͉̒̔̄̄̾̾̿̀ư͍͈ͤͧͩ̑̐ ͉̜̀fͮh̨͎̮͍̝̲͈̝͊̂t̳̮̥́͋̄̿a̸̦͛ͣ̑̾ͣ̾̒ģ̖̺̯̗̃͗͗n͔͙͇͔̯̱̣̎̐ͬ!̝̗̳̳̣̣̰ͫ ̣̰͎͕͖̖ͭ͋͝P̰͖̮̪̩͐̀h̺̦̫̲̣̟͖͟'̨͕͈̦̆̑̆n̔̄̄ͧ̉ͥ͠g̵̻̭̘̺̪̯ͅl̥̯̼͕̖̫u̡ͣͯ͑̾̎̆̚i̍ͧͣ̐ ͚̎ͪm͔̹̉́̿̃̑̃̃g̞̳l̶̖̩̻̳̟̇̅w̬̬͍ͮͮͨͮͥ'̳̠̮̞͇͌ͪ̎ͮ͌̆̉n̟ͤͭͦ̌ͭ̊ͨ͘f̢̦̘̤a̵̮̯̖͌͗̂̽̒ͧḩ͎̯̈́́̑̀ ͧͩ̍̂͒ͪC̸͇͎̠̘̠̻̩͛̐̑̑t̛̺͚͍̱̭͈ḧ̘̙̣͍͚̜̜͌̎ͦͭ̚͞u͖̳͚̘̠͖̎ͫ͋͋̐̚l͕͚̭̥̃͆̎͆͒̚̕ͅh̤̭͇͍͔͓̖̾͒ͨ͌͋ͩ̚űͪ̚ ̗͈͖̂͋͋͒͒̒ͪR̟̱͖̽̃'̟̹̫̃̂l̪̺͛y͈̼̩̗̘̺̣̋̌̚e̷͍̱̘̙̘̹͑̄̚ͅh̻͈̦̲̔ ̡̭̗̗͍̑ͨͨͪ̋͑wͭ̐ͧ̈̏g̗̫̲̦͍̞̑̊̉̓ͣa̘̟̪͕͈͆ͮ̉̾̋ẖ͢'ͦ̾҉̬̗n̹͚̣̺̞͗a̟͊̓͝g̶̦͉̠̝ͭl͚̣̅̆̾̿ͤ͝ ̨̹̺̦̫͎̄̇f͈̼͚h̟̟͚͚̣̥̳͆̐ͭ̈͘ṫ̟͚̺ͤ̏̚à͎̜̥͇g̵̜̬͈̫̙̠͈n̢͉͎!̳͎ͨ͋̍̓͋͌̋

>>7310604
I always cut them in half, take out the sprout and just double the amount of cloves I use to make up for taking out the inside

>>7309081
>>7309115
>>7309287
>>7309307
>>7310747
>>7310772
>not knowing that the reply to the 360 degree meme is part of the meme too

>>7310773
>hi everybody, it's my first day on 4chan

>>7310818
>not knowing that the reply to the reply to the 360 degree meme is part of the meme too

>>7310962
>not knowing that the reply to reply to the reply to the 360 degree meme is part of the meme too

>>7310967
>>7310818


We have to go deeper lmao :P

>>7308777
>bite into a strawberry
>a large black ant looking thing comes out
>I almost bit into that cunt

>>7309069
Good job, people got more baited by your reaponse than by the original post. You are truly a troll master.

No matter what you do, you are playing right into the dank meme of life

>>7310786
>damage control
Kek.

>>7310787
Fuck off, stop praying toCthulu

>>7310604
The sprouts taste good though

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>>7311379
I will. Very soon, all time for prayer will end.


T͖̲̩̬̠̪͋̋͌̌́͌ͦh̰̮̠̺͖̺ͦ͛̄̿e̿̉͐ ̗̝̞̑̆̾̒hi͚̘̪̠̝͒͋̌ͯg̰̙ͥ̈̐͂ͩh̰̠̺͗ͮ̋̉̿͂ͅ ̙̪̩̤p̟̮ͩr̺͔̘͔͖̬ͨ́ͯ̂̈́̈͌i͕̼̤͎e̝͕̝̳̮̅̑͑ͭs̮̜ͧ͐̎̈t̥̙͈͚͉̱̉ͫͬͥͮ̎ͨ ̻͉̯̗͕̓ͤ̓̿͂h̙̼̩̲̣͚͕ͯͯ͐ͪͨ̏a̰͔̱̜̾̄̾ͤ̏ṣ͖ͦ̈͐̈͗ͮͨ ̰͙̌ͪ̓͆̉̎̾n̼̞̦͖͇̖ͮ̍͊̉e͙͈̟̣̖ẳ̮̺͖̬̮ͦ̊ř͎͚̱̖͊͂̃̃l̹͕͇̿͌ͩ́̇ȳ̝̼̯̫̜̓ ̘̃ͤ̚a̩̣̲͚̼̬șc̗͇͒͌͊ͬe̼͚̣̪̜̘̓ͭṅ͖̟̼d̹͇̮̪̲͎ͯ̽̌̃̌ͅe̤̭̭͖̠͑̍d̹̲͙̯͐ͦ̌.̝̝̫̤ͩ̈́͛
T͇̖̗̪̠̓͗̿͑̿h̷̳͎̙̞͖̗͙ͨͩ̈́̇͒͞ḛ̵͓̮̤̪̗̎̉ͥ ̨͎̞̰̹ͣ̒ͪ͜͞ș̟͔̝̇͂͘ͅt̷̨̩̞̮̰͍̾͒ͧͥ̎̐͜ä̟͉̞͎͇͎̝́̆͞͝ŗ͍̘̘̝̍̐̃ͮ͂̓́s̛̳͉͉̻͙̘̗̐ͩ̅͐̃͐͡ ̡̼̘͎̻͊̍̐̿͘a̷̵̞͙̤̩ͧ̒̄͑̆ͬ́ŗͭ̉̓͂̔̽̍͗͆҉͕̦̣͙̺͇͍͇e̷̡̟̖̖̼̘͇̣̰̪ͬ̏͢ ̳̻̲̏̔ͨͣ̈͂͋̒͠ͅa͍͕̙̣͇̲ͪͥ̀̚͢ĺ̥̠̘̿ͭ̆̀ỉ̯͇̼͚͈̪̭͒͢g̈́ͪͮ͂̄̔͏̢͎͎n͕̹̦͖̏̿̎̉ͬ̄i̸̹̟̦̫̘̻̱̥̣ͧ̓̕n̵̤̮̝̻̳̟͈̾ͨ͐g͕̗̙͎ͨ̔͊̍ͮ̎̊͞.̛͍̼̥̠̝͈͔͕̫́͘
It is time.

>>7311222
>>7308777
two times trips that confirm organic food is a meme

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>>7311444
tripple trips! oh silly me

>>7310967
>>7310962
>>7310818
>not knowing the entire whole chain of meme is part of the meme

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>>7310818

this literally just fucking happened to me the night after I read this post

fucking disgusting

sausages and peppers turned out nice though