birthday food

Plastic dinosaur toy play sets

Bring the festive food of the vikings, the fiercest of all celebratory vittles, SMÖRGÅSTORTA, the god of sandwiches and cakes and war!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uU4gesNsDDI

>>7293407
Empanadas are always a hit.
ALWAYS

>>7293407
Pulled pork mother fucker. No one is eating out today. Make some potato salad. do that shit up. Your birthday is a celebration of life. Those croissant shitters are just dying a slow wage slave death. You are a golden god, and your life deserves, nay, DEMANDS something amazing.

Or, you know. Stop for donuts.

something good like chicken wings

cakes is for babbies

>>7293407
I don't understand. Why would you apologize to a plate.

I think i need to bring something that wouldn't make a mess...

>>7293465
They don't sell donuts in my country. I'd have to go to some overpriced american store for it.

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>>7293407
>Plate's having complex emotions and being able to recognize that while sorry may not fix the whole problem someone showing remorse for their mistake is still welcome.

>>7293407
This image is so true. That's why I beat my wife every night. I've already done it once and things can't go back the way they were, so I might as well just keep doing it.

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>>7293407
Make this OP. It's called Texas Caviar or Mexican Caviar. Serve with tostitos scoops. Everybody loves this shit and it's easy any pretty cheap

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>>7294163
Or make these. They're BLT pinwheels.

The anon that suggested pulled pork also had a good idea

>>7293407
wait, why are you bringing food for your own birthday? shouldn't your coworkers be putting something together for you?

>>7294258
It's quite normal. Like buying everybody a round of drinks when you've just had a baby.

>>7294278
>a waste of money to celebrate an even bigger waste of money

>>7294278
every place i've ever worked, coworkers put shit together for whoever's birthday it is.

hobbit birthday

>>7293407
What the fuck is the deal with the plate image? I don't get it.

>>7293407
Boiled hot dogs. No buns, no condiments. Just boiled hot dogs on a plate

>>7294297
It's about how entropy is the guiding force of the universe, even guiding your relationships, for, though everybody makes mistake, each mistake irreparably damages your relationship just that little bit more, until one day it is nothing more than dust and an eternity of petulant silent treatment.

>>7293521
Cookies.

>>7294319
nihilism is so gay

in my line of work, i regularly see couples who have been together 50+ years and still get along. what pessimistic fags call "damage" to a relationship, happy people realize as adaptation. which, when you think about it, actively works against this metaphorical entropy with little effort.

>>7293513
Saying sorry wont fix anything.

>>7293513
You wouldn't.
Just toss it out and get a new one. They're a diamond dozen.