Fact vs. fiction co/ck/s

>>7227773
My god, advertised fast food doesn't look like the actual product?!

When I was a chef at Arbys (15-19), I always tried to make each item look as close to the menu as possible. Usually did a great job....

>>7227827
Water in TV ads look exactly as water, so not exactly true

>>7227972
what are you watching where they advertise water?

>>7227976

California

I've never gotten a taco like that from taco bell

>>7227773

Guess what? If you want fast service you will need to sacrifice the looks.

We could sit around making each burger looking like one of Bob Ross's paintings but if we did, you would be waiting an extra 5 minutes so stop complaining.

>>7227991
its more that they should advertise what they are giving you. the picture needs to reflect the product

>>7227991
i thought the point of Ross's painting was that it was quick and everyone could do it with a little training.

>>7228003

So would you buy the burger if it looked like the one they actually serve you?

No, right?

Its advertisement, it is supposed to entice you and present itself as looking really good so people will buy it.

>>7228004

Most of his paintings take about 20-30 minutes so I'd say that isnt too quick and it would take skills that cant be learned with a little training to paint at a similar level as Bob Ross.

>>7228023
20-30 minutes is extremely quick retard

>>7228028

Would you wait 20-30 minutes for a fast food burger?

Gotcha.

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>>7227991
Boo fucking hoo shithead. Is it my fault you made the wrong decisions in life?

>>7228046
thats a troll picture right? everyone calls them fireflies.

>>7228056

Lightning bug is pretty popular too even on the East coast. Never heard of those other ones.

>>7227760

That picture is terribly depressing. Imagine that being some kid's breakfast.

>>7228056
No, no, we called them "Night Jews" back east when I was growing up, seriously.................
We called them "Lightning Bugs".

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>>7228046
>night jew
>devils bug

>>7227773
>>7228051
>>7228057
That's exactly why everyone should make their own burgers.

>>7228023
How long do you think a painting normally takes?

>>7228037
I've have no problem waiting literally 40 minutes if I know Im going to eat a god-tier burger

Do your fucking job right loser

>>7228217
Dude. He makes sandwiches in a fast food joint. He's either underaged or a retard. Either way he doesn't know what the fuck he's talking about. Bob Ross is probably the only painter/artist he could think of.

>>7227760

>fact vs fiction

So someone who can't cook for shit bought an egg mold thinking it would somehow make cooking eggs easier, but got mad when they once again fucked up?

>>7228051
75% of the problem here is the lighting. Everything looks like shit under the harsh glare of your iPhone's flash and shitty florescent lights you light your house with.

>>7228023
>20-30 minutes
Painter here, that's about as fast as it gets. Even simple, low-effort alla prima paintings like his can take hours. Anything even slightly more advanced than a quick landscape will often take days.

>>7228004
KEK

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