Which of these is the superior sandwich spread?

Mustard

>>7226073
Probably the Kraft one. I presume they learnt something about producing delicious sandwich spreads after acquiring the rights to Vegemite.

Mayo

>>7226077
I need to put some of this in my Amazon cart to see what you weridos are all about. I'm not bothering with the goddamn fairy bread monstrosity.

>>7226073
What the actual fuck is it? Where's the mayo?

>>7226073
Well, honestly I prefer the Kraft brand. Probably because I grew up eating it occasionally since my dad loved it on his sandwiches. But the Heinz isn't bad, either.

Mustard and Butter.

What the hell is sandwich spread?

>>7226073
I've only ever had the Heinz variety. Not a fan of it.

>>7227172
a weird mixture of sugar, fat, salt, artificial flavoring and keeps for at least 5 years uncooled.

>>7227201
British huh?

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Hellmann's mayonnaise.

>>7226073
thought we wouldn't notice the meme sauce in the background, huh?

>>7227172
Mayo

>>7227421
What is meme sauce?

>>7227686
Cock sauce