potato: the thread

i love you potato

>>7219602
Potato be with you my child

Official Potato Preparation Power Rankings:

>mashed
>baked in a jacket
>diced and baked
>sliced and shallow fried
>diced and deep fried (hot chips)
>sliced, baked, allowed to cool (chips)

>>7219621
How 'bout boiled in a stew?

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>>7219606

>>7219629
But that's stew.

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>>7219629
that sounds painful

>>7219666
For you

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GOAT of all time.

>>7219763
I bet that amount of potato can feed a person a good half a year.

>>7219768
Six months to half a year, whichever comes first.

Yum.

>>7219621
>no twice baked

fucking fag

sweet potato masterrace

expert mode:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HznsmTY45Zs

>>7220031
Sweet potatoes are grand but not fit for every meal. Say four Hail Mary's and three Our Fathers.

>>7219621
>no boiled with garlic and parsley butter

Way to start off the new year by shitposting, faggot

>>7220052
Baked.

>>7220052
mashed with gravy

>>7220077
>Baked

I'm about to be.

>>7220052
Scalloped is bae.

>>7220086
Please stop being melanin enhanced

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happy potato year

http://www.chicagotribune.com/entertainment/ct-chi-town-rising-20151228-htmlstory.html

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>>7219606
And also with you.

Potatoes are tasty.

>>7220052
raw

>>7221376
Let's go bite for bite

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>>7219460

>cut potato into a dozen or so pieces
>begin seasoning with thyme
>add in some parsley
>finish it off with salt and pepper
>fry it in olive oil on a closed top while shaking the pan every 2-3 minutes on low temp

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chip shop chips

>>7221665
Dude you are burning those spices.

>>7220203
Man, Idaho sucks. I should move.

>>7220052
>no curly fries

>>7219460

just ordered some sweet potato fries from a local greek place, i'm gonna eat em

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potato.

>>7219649
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RNmINEsN6U

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>>7219460
ima try into potato..........

>>7221703
>low temp
>lid trapping steam
>burning anything
nah

>>7222176
potatoes are rad and that's a fact:

http://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/how-the-potato-changed-the-world-108470605/?all&no-ist

bubble and squeak

>>7220049
Why complicate things? All you need is a shopping basket (or something like it) and a pressure washer. Works like a charm.

>>7222191
>caesar on potato
>not ranch
>not bleu cheese
>not literally anything else up to and including fecal matter
I get that you're only shitposting, but could you shitpost with a more appetizing condiment? Caesar dressing isn't even good on Caesar salad.

>>7220049
I only hope he realizes he can market that to lazy retards. Guy'd make a killing.

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>>7219460

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>>7223447

potatoooo~

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potato: the animal [7]

>>7223460
agreed.

potato.

>>7223965
But have you considered potato?

>>7224189
i have, and the conclusion i came to was potato.

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>>7220052

>PICK ONLY ONE.

do fries include wedges?

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>>7220052

TOTS!

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>>7224189

>>7220052
Hash browns!

I like potato. Must be my Irish ancestry shining through.

I also love Guinness and celtic music.

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>>7224372

>>7224280
I like that they pause to give some props to the one on the right

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>>7220052
>tator

I like potato
Potato P gud
Yeah, potato

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>>7224745

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>>7224737

>>7222597
WHAT DID YOU SAY GODDAMNIT!!!!!!!!!
CAESAR DRESSING IS THE FUCKING SINGULARITY OF FLAVOR AND ALL THINGS GOOD NOT ONLY IN THIS UNIVERSE BUT IN OTHER UNIVERSE AS WELL. TAKE YOUR OWN LIFFFFEEEEEEEE
FUCKING REEEEEEWEEEEEWSSEEEEWWEEEEEEEEESSSEESSEWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>7225845
Potato Salad With Creamy Blue Cheese Dressing

>>7220052
rosti

>>7226069
NOOOOOO GOD FUCKING DAMMMNNNIIIITT!!!!!!
MY DRESSING AUTISM IS IN FULL SWING I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!###
CAESAR DRESSING IS LOVE, CAESAR DRESSING IS LIFE!!!!
FUCKING DRESSING NORMIES!!#!!
REEEEEWEEERRRERRRREREEEEEEEE

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>>7226302
Potato Salad With French Dressing

>>7226322
AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! IT'S TOO MUCH!!!!!!!! I NEED CAESAR FUCKING DRESSING DAMMMNNNIIIITT NOT THIS RANCH BULLLSHIT. I WISH HIDDEN VALLEY NEVER EXISTED.

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>>7226341
Potato Salad With Miracle Whip Dressing

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>>7219460
senpai?

>>7226452
NOOOOOO MOORREEEE I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUCKING NORMIES
REEEEEEEEEEE33333333333333333

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>>7226609
Caesar Potato Salad

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Hope you're all having some great holidays.

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>>7226686
Barbeque Bacon Potato Salad

Alana Thompson was killed by Mark McDaniel

>>7220052
all the ones on the right are nice though

>>7227873
smashed potatoes are superior.