The face of culinary excellence

Please god kill this fat fuck so i dont have to see him ever again please

>>7218269
Ja/ck/ is a master of all things related to food

I serve his Aunt's party cheese salad as desert every night in my restaurant (which is about to earn its THIRD Michelin Star). I became a world renowned shef after watching Ja/ck/'s videos. I copied his burger making technique, and now chefs all around the world are doing it!

When I hear people criticize Ja/ck/, the master, I shudder inside. Such people are surely depraved individuals who sit in a greasy Wal-Mart office chair, clacking away on their keyboards. They talk about how they think Ja/ck/ is a ha/ck/ while slurping their convenience store ramen.

I feel sorry that you can't cook as good as Ja/ck/ can.

>>7218269
Show some fucking respect.

>>7218262
It looks like he has one chromosome too many

>>7218269

this forever and ever and ever fuck jack threads you fast food chomping troglodytes

>>7218282
>ywn eat Jack's extra moist and juicy chicken tartare

>>7218300
i fookin' 'ad me a giggle m8

>>7218282
That's some serious stockholm syndrome yo, snap out of it.

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>>7218262
Not only is he a chef genius, but he's also a humble man... unafraid to admit when he's wrong and better himself from it. We can all stand to learn from the man, the master, Jack Scalfani.

>>7218378
>this isn't a twist off
>let me try a towel to twist it off
He cooks like this too

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>>7218262
I would just like to point out to everyone that the Joey thread has been deleted.
>bravo Mod's
:^)

>>7218282
Such irony here seeing as how his shitty sauces are only sold at Wal-Mart

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>>7218262
I have a dream. To see Ja/ck/ Scalfani on hell's kitchen.

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>>7218402
they were chosen by wal-marts "senior sauce buyer" so they must be good

>>7218400
doing God's work, anon.
Well done.

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>Watching Jack make some typical football party food
>He manages to not fuck anything up
>It actually looks pretty good too
>For the first time I'm about to finish one of his videos with positive thoughts in my head
>At the end of the video he takes his apron off

Where do you even buy this shit

>>7218651

what the fuck

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>>7218378
this never gets old

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>>7218589

IT'S RAWWWWWWWWWWWWW

>>7218262
Does anyone know if Jack is ex-mil?

His videos watch almost like straight up disinfo propaganda mixing truth with lies by overly confident character with a smooth, flowing voice.

>>7218282
>>7218329

What do you want to see at Jack's new restaurant?

>Jack's Lazy Man Kitchen and Bar

> Appetizers
Jalapeno Jack cheese stuffed Twinkies
Stater Bros chips and guacamole (90% sour cream of course)
Popcorn chicken with Hershey syrup dipping sauce

>Salads
Bean and mayo
Jello and mayo
Caesar (can substitute Doritos for iceberg lettuce upon request)

> Entres
Chicken tartare
Party Salad Pizza
Bison Burger served blue or rare
Deconstructed corndog
Hot Pocket Casserole (chef's selection of 4 different kinds of hot pockets mashed together with craft singles, whole milk, and cooked until the center is just barely warm)

>Desserts
Vanilla ice cream with hot Jack's bbq sauce fudge
Literally half a bag of brown sugar served in a deep fried bread bowl
Store bought log of cookie dough covered in fruit loop crumble

> Specials
Jack's famous pulled pork
Whole pork shoulder cooked on an early 90s laptop running Minecraft for 15 minutes. Shredded table side by Jack.

>>7218664
Jack's Lazy Man Kitchen and Bar where you'll be sure to leave with a foodborne illness every visit!

>>7218719
All our appetizers have stool hardeners so you can at least get a minute head start to the bathroom when the sour water deluge starts.

>>7218658
Is that a taco?

Jack is actually retarded

>>7218651
Probably fucking wal-mart

>>7218768
You've officially put more effort into Jack's cooking career than all of his shows put together.

>>7218269
you will probably see him more if he dies

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>>7218776
unemployment is a bitch

>>7218768
this is damn near perfect
it even has aunt myrna's world famous party cheese

>>7218802
*Salad

Does anyone have the webm of him cutting open that raw steak sandwich and then eating it?

>>7218378
You can tell from his gestures that he's absolutely dumbfounded.

>>7218747
>Jack is actually retarded
Tell us something we don't already know.

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Made an origianl character you might like, please don't steal him, I worked hard on this.

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>>7218768
>napalm the Palestinians race war now

>>7218768
Someone please tweet that to Jack immediately.

>>7218906
>>7218768
sides obliterated

thanks guys

>>7218378
This is right up there with his "groyer" cheese

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>>7218906

>>7218768
>cream cheese thingy

Whoa, whoa, hold up.

Have you even tasted cream cheese with salsa before?

It's amazing.

>>7218980
That's what jack calls it in the video.

Jack's word is gospel

>>7218980
>Have you even tasted cream cheese with salsa before?


actually, I have this druggy aunt that used to bring it to senpai functions all tore up thinking it was the goat.

I'm sick of all the same Ja/ck/ cringe. Gimme something lesser known.

>>7218906
/beautiful/

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>>7219018

>>7218262
Is he sharping/honing a knife with another knife?

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>>7218768

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>>7219038

Every fucking time he puts his hand infront of his fucking mouth. I cant fucking stand that.

>>7219064

Excuse my autism

>>7218282
I wish I was as good of a shef as you

>>7219064
>>7219067
that's autistic but everything Jack does is fucking annoying

>>7218768
i love you

>>7218768
10/10 best new original oc

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This guy is a personification of every negative American stereotype, a fat loud ignorant fucking moran

He carries his weight well. His wife is a 7.

>>7218768
Needs to be an ad somewhere blatantly selling Jacks sauces.

>>7219243
Imagine what his farts smell and turds taste like...
Aunt Myrna's Farty Cheese Salad

>>7219006
>senpai functions all tore up thinking it was the goat.

Re-evaluate your life.

>>7219186
>moran

>>7219186
>>7219038
I think the reason his face annoys me so much is the heavily Jewish features, too.

Is he a kike?

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>>7219261
>doesn't get the joke

>>7218794
Damn that almost looks like one of those reverse play shots. But it isn't. Sort of impressed, but still hate jack.

>>7218651
Which vid?

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Does /ck/ approve of daym drops?

>>7219333

Cruncy water. desu he just does reviews.

>>7219333
Nah, hes just a sassier black version of Joey.
So much of the YouTube review crowd has sold out to sponsorship and side deals, especially channels like wrecklesseating or kbd food reviews.

Stick to reportoftheweek.

>>7218651

Link pls

>>7219064
Worst is when he starts to giggle like a retard

>>7218262
i really, really, really want to fist this man.

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>>7219262
all I know is that he's Sicillian

>>7219375

Ew, why bite like that?

>>7219387
Seriously, he's fucking hot.
I'd let him tongue me so deep.

>>7219387
trying to be funny on how big the sammich was.

>>7219387
i think in the same video he was eating with another youtuber and he made fun of the tiny bites he was taking so he took that huge bite to make fun of how much of a pussy the other guy was for taking a small bite

>>7219262
He doesn't look Jewish at all, dude.

>>7219375
I would love for someone to film him while he's filming himself eating at these places

Hey guys just a friendly reminder. Remember to help keep this youtuber advertising garbage off /ck/

>>7219262
Scalfoni is Italian, breh.

Lrn2Race

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iQj77-QDGU0

i've watched jack for 2 years and i've just found a video i've never seen

jack goes to a morton's a "fine dining" steakhouse in anaheim

highlights

>jack has his camera light on in the middle of the restaurant
>complains loudly about prices
>sends his steak back because "there's no flavor" so he doesn't have to pay for it

>>7219583
man that lighting makes everything look fucking disgusting

>>7219506
Hey anon, just a friendly reminder to go choke on a bag of dicks

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>>7218664
All of those should have "The best" in front of it and "You'll ever taste" after it

>>7219243
Jesus, if that's a 7 for you then I can only pity you. What kind of mongrels have you taken to bed?

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>>7218768
BEAUTIFUL

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Whoever made this deserves an Oscar.

>>7218262
Fuck off with your jack posts you fucking faggot go take jacks dick in your ass flaming fucking faggot.

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>>7219804
>not handling the majesty of the King

>>7219804
Happy new year!

>>7219506
>help keep this youtuber advertising garbage off /ck/

This sentence makes no fucking sense, you god damned retard. Holy shit, fuck you and fuck jack harder, but fuck you very hard too, you fucking illiterate sack of shit.

>>7219716
NO. NO. NO. GODS, NO! Please, NO. Please, please make it stop, NO. Who. Why. OMFG NO.

Seriously though... lol.

>>7218658
Oh man, the way he takes a bite out of the middle of the taco....

>>7219835
Stay mad. :^]

>>7218664
>Doritos for lettuce
Kekarooni

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>>7219513
>he doesn't know the Name Game

>>7218664

>Bean and mayo

Made me laugh hard because he would fucking serve that shit in a restaurant if he owned one

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>>7218768
Amazing, I wanted to do something similar before but I was too damn lazy. Bravo Anon

>>7218768
BTW Ja/ck/ briefly ran a merchandise store that he called the "Jack Shack" until he realized that it had was a slang term. Maybe include a special or something called the Ja/ck/ Shack as a tribute to it.

>>7219261
Get with the memes, newfag.

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>>7218400

>silencing joey

as if

we'll be fucking back mark my words.

>mfw remembering the glory days

I'll always go monkey style for you Joey baby

>>7220266
>2016
>#nojoey

>>7218768
Post document online so /ck/ can modify it pls

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I'M JACK

I'M A CARCINOGENIC FUCKFACE THAT NOT ONLY PLAGUES YOUR DIET, BUT ALSO THE 4CHAN BOARD /CK/

I'M HERE TO MAKE EVERYONE MISERABLE EXCEPT FOR THE CASUAL OBESE DICKCOCKS THAT CAN'T COOK ORDER AND RAVE ABOUT FASTFOOD AND IDOLIZE ME ON A DAILY BASIS.

THESE PEOPLE ARE COLOSSAL FUCKFACES AS WELL BECAUSE THEY HAVE NO TASTE. TASTE FOR SALT AND PER-PROCESSED INGREDIENTS, BUT NOTHING FURTHER.

BUT WHEN A HOT-POCKET CHOMPING JANITOR CLEANS UP THE RACIST POSTS ABOUT MUDSLIMES THAT OFFENDS THEM SO DEEPLY AND BLEACHES THEIR PURPLE DYED HAIR, JACK THREADS APPEAR LIKE MOLD ON A BATCH OF KRAFT MACARONI AND CHEESE.

4CHAN, THE SITE KNOWN AS GAMERGATES TROPHY, ONLY APPEALS TO 40 YEAR OLD FAT WOMEN AND HOUSEWIVES, AND ANYONE PARTICIPATING OR VIEWING A JACK THREAD IS AN EXPERIENCE CLOSER TO A LONELY HOUSEWIFE WOMAN WISHING TO BE PLOWED BY A BLACK MAN THAN ANYTHING FOOD OR COOKING RELATED.

BUT, BY ALL MEANS, ENJOY YOUR BIGMAC JACK, JAP-FOOD, AND YUROPOOR BULLSHIT THREADS BECAUSE YOU'RE CLEARLY KEKED INTO THINKING ANY OF THIS 'CONTENT' IS RELEVANT OR ENTERTAINING.

I HOPE ALL OF YOU INADVERTENTLY GUZZLE BLEACH AT YOUR NEXT FAMILY OUTING MISTAKING IT AS WINE. OH, AND WAIT FOR A SHITCHOMPER MODERATOR TO DELETE THIS POST BECAUSE FREE SPEECH IS NOT ALLOWED ON THIS SECRET CLUB ANYMORE.

You guys seen how the fucker cuts veggies and such. Instead of cupping his fingers he closes them ;D. That day he cuts him self.

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>>7220316

>>7220316
You seem upset?
Also:
>KEKED
Get with the times faggot.

>>7220328

thanks for the upvote

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>>7220332

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>>7220334

remember when jack threads where cool?

nah I don't. I do remember when this board had content, recipes, and memes that weren't mcchicken big mac bullshit. but don't remove or ban those assholes; don't do a damn thing about it: just get rid of the humor and the fun of this middle aged chipotle advertisement site.

fuck they removed the "advertisement" option on your report window because of how awful this shit board is. food and cook has become fast food and muslims. UK has no business here and 80% of the threads are prepackaged foods or vegans.

this whole site sucks a big cock now and its irredeemable. might as well be /pol/ with food to keep things interesting. LE RAW MAYMAY this place is imgur without the dicksucking

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>>7220349
Then leave faggot

>>7220349
You'll be missed.

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>>7220350

I'd rather tell you why the site sucks but I'll get banned again.

did you get your jack points for the day? i hope your bought the greatest sauce in the world and slathered it on your balls to fit in; asshole.

I swear to god you might as well be posting a tendies or mcdonalds thread at this point if you think you're high and mighty and cool reaction image you should leave and do something more productive.

>>7220356
Just fuck off ya' faggot.

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>>7220361

alright. chew up another big mac.

where you going to make another "what to order at chipotle" thread or maybe just comment on how much you love nuttela

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>>7220316
>>7220349
>>7220356
>>7220370

cry more, faggot

>>7220356
i like your style.

I think the thing that pisses me off the most about this guy is that stupid fucking hat that he ALWAYS wears.

>>7219375
That fleck of mustard on his moustache is my new visualisation exercise for prolonging ejaculation/calming an inappropriate boner.

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>>7218378
I've never seen a jack video and I don't even know what he sounds like but these webms always get me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7InCfiYZW4I

this fucking retard can't do anything right
he can't even follow simple goddamn informercial instructional recipes
>oh I'll just put a lot less of this in there and a lot more of that

>>7221476
is his face shopped?

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Would /ck/ Tammy?

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>>7221456
lmao he blames the product for his omelette coming out looking like hot vomit and cheese and not at all how the infomercial omelette comes out

>>7221476
>>7221635

WHAT WENT WRONG

>>7221476
>>7221646
"Now I can get fat."

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>>7221456
kek this whole video

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>>7221635
>>7221646
>>7221647

She was always lazy and stupid, it just caught up with her. I mean.. she fucking married Ja/ck/

>>7221456
>Ja/ck/ can't cook an omelette
>He
>can't
>cook
>an
>omelette

Holy fucking shitball titty fucking Christ, someone stop this man before it's too late.

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>>7221659
Too late for what, fampai? Too late for him to become diabetic? Too late to have a stroke? Too late to become irredeemably obese?

>>7219375

What the fuck is hanging off the side of the sandwich?

>>7221659
and you checked out his version of the salsa?

>hurrr I'll just use a lot less tomatoes hohoho I am such a great chef
>hmm wow it turned out like shit

>>7221668
Reminds me of that one video where he literally says out loud on video, "I'm so talented when it comes to food"

I've never been so mad watching something on jewtube

>>7218378
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
dying

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>>7218658
>dat stupid fucking face when he close his eyes

>>7219716
alot of those shots are from a British Marks & Spencers advert.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PZ4pctQMdg4

>>7221674
It sounded more like "I'm sotalatid wennacums tfood"

>>7218378
he really is a fucking cwc tier retard

he comes off as somewhat arrogant in his abilities as a cook and pretends he knows what he is talking about when he is actually very slow to learn and understand things and he can't handle criticism very well (sometimes he just turns off the comments in the videos where people point out how retarded he is)

>>7221717
oh and forgot to add that his stupid jokes in the videos are so fucking awful
... and those fucking "commercial breaks" where he usually shills some garbage product like his own stupid generic barbecue sauces

>>7221635
Imagine the hot, and I mean HAWT, MMF three-way she could have with Jack + Guy Fieri. That really gets my eggs scramblin!

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>>7218768
>cooked rare in a fucking bag
>antibiotics available upon request

>>7218768
Jack hates palestinians?

How do you hide threads on the Cover app?

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>>7221734
>That really gets my eggs scramblin!

>>7218262
>serving size 19g
>sugar per serving 11g

nice

I've never watched guy before, what do i start with

>>7221869

https://youtu.be/Qf_W7As6xbk

>>7221869
Aunt Myrna's party salad is a classic.

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>>7218651
Just when I thought I couldn't hate him any more. Jesus Christ that shirt.

This man is synonymous with /ck/.

>>7219064
It's proper etiquette to put your hand in front of your mouth if you have to open it while chewing, or to signal that you're going to respond to a question after you're finished chewing.

Retard.

>>7221895
I've never seen men do this. Plus you shouldn't open your mouth while chewing at all, Ja/ck/ certainly doesn't need to do it

>>7221870
>>7221872

that's uh, that's somethin' else

>>7221870
What the jesus fuck is this. I just cant take it any more. Like seriously, this has to be some sort of sick fucking joke.

Just make it stop.

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>>7221870

Never gets old

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>>7218768

>cooked rare in a fucking bag

>>7221946
Technically, you just described Sous-vide.

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>>7221870

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>>7221664

>>7221734
They would constantly be arguing about who gets to rail her balloon knot.

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>>7219716

>>7221714
Pretty sure there's no pulled pork or bleeding chicken meat in the original.

>>7218768
Fuck my sides have entered orbit.

Thanks for this

>>7218768
Fuck, you beat me to it, was gonna make a jack menu. Maybe I'll still make one.

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>>7221476

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>>7218768
Jack needs to see this

>>7221476
Such a lucky woman, knowing what's going to be deep inside her anus that night...

>>7222240
Jack "Raw Dog" Scalfani

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A touching tribute

>>7222304
$5 says Jack has no idea who she was

>>7218980
It sounds alright, but it doesn't sound "I have one of the largest cooking channels on youtube" good.

>>7221667
The bull's cum

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>>7221476
is that michael gira

>>7219716
/r/ing the pulled pork claws video. He has so many pork vids that I'm not sure which it is.

>tfw can't stop watching his videos
It's like a train wreck I can't look away.

>>7219716
Pure grace.

>>7222631
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ItcgIIGeFnc

The meat claws come out at 7:41.

>>7222711
The sound alone makes me gag.

>>7218262
Kill yourself

>>7222711
>"imunna score this"
>cut 1/3 of the way through it
>wa la

Why did he cut so fucking deep if he was just scoring it?

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>>7222711
What an idiot, who sticks a 2-inch probe into a giant piece of meat like that? No wonder it was criminally undercooked, especially for pulled pork which needs to be cooked to a higher temperature than 160 anyway (usually around 190)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xzbANrHPX-8

Does anyone know the song he uses as an intro?
I need a good source of it for a parody video I'm creating.

>>7218768
Upper kek

>>7222957
I'd start with the default songs that come with apple video editing software

might be one of those

>>7222957
http://www.beatsuite.com/music/category/royalty-free-christian-music/693

Third one down.

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Essential Ja/ck/ lore

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RDaPwwH9ojs

3:50 Jack Jr. gets scolded for his behavior.

>>7222711
I think Jack may actually be Freddy Krueger re-incarnated in a modern, fatter form

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72rmG-bUll0

>>7218768
Why is this guy such a fucking joke?

>>7218651
>>7219283
>>7219360
Found it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oe-ksw56UZs

>>7218262
/k/ommando here, newfag on /ck/, what's the ACTUAL deal with this guy. Is he like the James Yeager of cooking? Knows just enough to kinda manage a cooking channel but sucks dick when it comes to actual understanding of the subject, and horribly unsafe when it comes to food preparation?

>>7223019
Some people find down syndrome funny I guess.

>>7218663
COINTRPOLR (or whatever that shcizo shit is)

Gangstalking!

>>7221744
He s a goy for Israel

>>7223023
see>>7223033

>>7223034
I asked actually, not a /pol/ish rendition of reality.

>>7223026
COINTELPRO?

>>7223023
Spot on

Oh and an egotistical dingus who films in public and is not aware of personal space, privacy, or self awareness. Very cringey guy

>>7223023
He is the undisputed king of /ck/.
Everyone just loves trying to dethrone the king for some reason.

>>7223023
In much the same way Buck represents everything that a /k/ommando doesn't want to be (he's flashy and arrogant and violent but the only time he ever had a chance to demonstrate the skills he teaches he royally fucked up under pressure) Jack is basically all of that with a splash of Chris-chan, in that he's awful at cooking, socially stunted and awkward, everyone clearly hates him, but he THINKS he's good. That's why he rubs people who like to cook the wrong way so hard, they wonder if to the outsider their cooking looks like Jacks.

>>7223039
Ye, the gangstalking version of it

>>7223037
>where_do_you_think_you_are.wemb

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>>7222980

>>7223023
Pretty much but Jack didn't abandon anyone to die afaik

>>7223042
Ayyy, take it you're another /k/fag then? Makes sense, I saw one video a long time ago from him where he was pulling some hunk of super undercooked meat apart wolverine style. It was rather off putting.

>>7223045
Certainly not /pol/

>>7223037
/pol/ack here

He is a huge Israel fag, he thinks all Palestinians are evil...apparently the christian ones too lmao

>>7223051
I don't watch a cooking channel for their ideological opinions though, I meant in terms of a chef.

>>7223051
LOL XDD!

>>7223049
>>7223050
Yea and while we're on the topic of that faggot Yaeger I started driving manual recently and I have no fucking idea how he managed to stall the car. If you're gentle with the clutch you can basically put your right foot to the floor, I mean it won't be dignified but it will work and get you rolling.

>>7223054
I was only replying to the guy asking why he hated Palestine, dont know why someone "see" linked that to your first post. Must of been a mispick. But his lore adds to the fun.

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>>7223054
>>7223055

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>tfw will never be famous like Jack

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>>7223048
>my body produces too much sugar

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>>7223060
>>7223055
>>7223054

I really want to interview jack

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>>7223062

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>>7223066
I really want to sniff his dirty butthole

>>7223057
Yeager took the car out of gear because his foot was getting tired, when the shots popped off he floored the gas to obvious no use, and thinking the car was disabled, abandoned the vehicle. Honestly, I kinda sorta don't blame him for this specific incident since he has no form of actual repetitive training in a high stress environment. I DO chide him for going there in the first place thinking he'd be useful, I also slam the company for hiring him, but my major gripe with him is that he has an arrogant, my way or the highway, been there done that, I know all the tricks mentality. Despite being horribly fucking unsafe and using borderline retarded training techniques with his students.

>>7223059
Weird, fair enough.

>>7222980
What the fuck is he talking about, its the jews not the leluminati

>>7222657
Jack on the go is even more addicting

>>7223001
Lol what a spaz

>>7219018
Look up cooking with hoarders

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This is the most cringIEST jack on the go EVER

https://youtu.be/HfnK4EKj_NE

>>7223112
That farm to table cuck @ 3:35 made me commit suicide.

>>7223123
Fucking hipsters man

>>7223112
That music makes me want to shoot myself

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ZonbE47g04

King Jack tears some n00b chef a new one at the top of the comments. JACK ATTACK! Jakatak!

>>7223112
that place is a real cringe tier burger joint though

>>7223174
Exactly. It was cringe for both parties

>>7223158
Ha. the banter, also cant believe he didnt season the flour

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>>7223158
hahahah FUCKING REKT

PWNT hehehe

>>7223196
This is the reason I want to lick and suckle Jack from head to toe, his sexy brain knows no bounds.

It was a good idea to check out Burger Wars, fellow Food Jacks.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IofVx0T4W4Y

Jack meets a fan, a waitress called Tammy. But a very curious thing will catch your attention in the video. An extremely puffy vulva or Tammy used to be Tommy years ago.

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>>7223112
This one is worse. Wait till he goes upstairs he seems like a little kid doing something behind his parents back. Bonus points for his closet-case friend putting up with Jack's dumb ass.

>>7223246
http://youtu.be/wQ5TV2MHdlw

Forgot link.

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>>7223238
.. holy fucking shit!

>>7223246
What a cuck

>>7223238
Wow, ya thats a dude, or a reallly bad roast beef

>>7223238
Would you trust a woman who admits to being a fan of Jack to handle your food?
I'd seriously be worried unless I could get her to signal to me that she watches it to laugh at him.

>>7223304
she/he probably spit in their food

>>7223112
Holy fucking god, he went somewhere ELSE TO EAT? How fucking fat are you? geez....

>>7223238
Way too high to be a balls or cock.

jack jr is so good at math

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a40hnD_nSSE&feature=youtu.be

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>>7223521

>>7223521
Is this a joke or is he in remedial education? Why is a high school student doing something this fucking basic?

>>7223606
>Why is a high school student doing something this fucking basic?
youtube dollarydoos

>the internet will make us smarter

>>7223608
It said in the video that this is for school credit. Why is he doing math that a 8-10 year old would be doing?

>>7223623
>It said in the video that this is for school credit.
probably a lie to make people feel good for supporting him

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>>7223521
the apple does not fall far from the tree

>>7218768
top fucking kek

>>7223048
Does he really not know you get type 2 from being a fat sack of crap? Maybe he shouldn't be using a dumpster to measure out brown sugar for his sauces.

>>7223078
This. I started with Cooking with Jack, watched most of the more well-known (at least on this board) videos, branched out to some others, and after a little hesitation I finally moved over to Jack On the Go.

My God. It's so much worse because he's out in public acting the way he does.tbis makes for a far more consistently cringey viewing experience, honestly. But I honestly can't stop watching them.

I've had many moments over the past few months where I kinda questioned myself and my life, and why I was spending my time on this shit, but I figure there are far worse things I could be doing.

>>7218768
best jack thread in a while boys

>>7218605
Is that even a real position?

>>7218768
>sausage, sun-dried tomato, artichoke stacked in a difficult to eat skewer
>discount code for Harry's Razors
>gorgeous blend of canned...
>served blue or rare
>overcooked perfection
>cooked rare in a fucking bag with half a stick of carrot and celery
>whatever is still around in the back of the pantry, thrown together without regard for taste or balance
>(that random ass list of things that should never be together all in one dish) blended together and chilled into a disgusting and unholy abomination

jesus christ man my sides should be back from orbit sometime later this year. It's gonna be hard to beat this kek for me all year long.

>>7223112
>"I'm going to go lick my armpit to get the taste out of my mouth"
>"I'm trying to be nice!"

>tfw jack corners the market on gross fat men cooking things badly in their kitchens

now i will never have my own youtube channel

>>7221734
is she the diner, the drive-in, or the dive?

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>>7223112
>Jack calls himself a cook
>can't respect the 3% surcharge for the cooks

>>7218651
Of course he's a fucking Cowboys fan.

>>7223238
nothing wrong with a puffy mons pubis
seriously you guys need to see more women naked

>>7224262
Jack seems like the type of football fan that only knows the name of his teams QB.

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>>7223112
>why-goo rib eye

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>>7224349
What the fuck? Did they really order a custom Tebow Cowboys jersey? He's never even fucking played for the Cowboys! Church must be a hell of a drug.

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>>7224349
That's it, I'm done. I can't live on the same planet as these people.

>>7218658
his beard looks drawn on what the fuck

>>7218992
link to the video?

>>7223521
>choking my son

>>7219804
>Replying to a thread stating that you've reported or "saged" it, or another post, is also not allowed.

>>7224396
You mean

> american protestant church is hell of a drug

Dues vualt

>>7222711
>points to the audio jack
>"what is this thing for?"
is jack actually retarded?

I really want to like guy but.. goddamn, he can be so inept and dumb and american sometimes it's infuriating which is why I keep shitposting about him. He's a failure and he would never admit it. He's like an obnoxious 4chan tripfag that doesn't know how much of a loser he truly is just for posting here while using trips when it's not in any way necessary.
And he is about as genuinely italian as a dog named Luigi. Like typical muh heritage americans.

>>7222711
Puts Wolverine to shame. EAT YOUR HEART OUT HUGE JACKEDMAN!

>>7222711
>I don't know how to use these

>>7223983
Hahahahaga very well put my man.

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>>7221659
look up his other omelette videos. he straight up scrambles egg and puts them in a ziplock baggy with all the other ingredients he wants in it. then he fucking BOILS THE BAG

>>7224565
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Je3V7U5Ctj4

around 13:20

>>7224630
that's so Jack

almost in every video

>>7223248
Holy shit, good share, this made my day

Jackonthego>>>>cookingwithjack

>>7223353
He has a whole series where he does just that

>>7224645
Mmmmm carcinogens

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>>7224645
THEY TURN OUT GREAT

>>7224680
he has also shown that he can't even cook an omelette like normal people do on a skillet

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>>7224665
jack on the go definitely makes for better reaction shots and has that one qt from his church sometimes. you should watch the series where he goes on a cheap cruise he complains nonstop

>>7224645
tasty omelette sous vide

>>7224710
the cow never puts any make up on

and she alays looks fed up with jack's shit

she needs a virile bull, a better one than what she has now which is probably some sweaty little horny mexican

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>>7224710
Oh yes the cruise ship videos. That was great, so was disney and Vegas

>>7224760
Cuck

Tbqh I think Jack's a cuck anyway

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>>7224764
>disney
his wife gets so pissed at him in those videos and he gets so mad at jack jr right here. if you think he only takes that gigantic slob bites when he's doing reviews here's how he eats when he does think he's being watched

>>7224778
meant doesn't think he's being watched

>>7224610

>I really want to like guy

Why? That's stupid, there's no reason to like him.

>>7219499
He literally looks like a twin of a jewish guy I know.

>>7221635
literally a pig woman

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>>7224799
It all makes sense now.....

>>7224781
Lmao he is a fucking pig. I have NEVER seen ppl eat like him and his wife with their tongue,

Also. that part when he talks about anime there. Cringe.

I love the parts when he gets flustered by his son or other ppl tho. Hes def a megalomaniac, and control freak

I like the on the go ones when jack is a total faggot and goes without friends. just him or some family because the friend talk too fucking much and I like how awkward he is with his family

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RSgPqWnQ0lQ

>>7218663
Yes he is paid by the jews at le cordon Bleu.
> culinary jew

Not even once

>>7224710
I want a collection of tongue out reactions of him and his wife. There is a good one from some cheap pizzeria.

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>>7224819
this one's really good for tongue sticking out his wife does it too>>7224823

>>7224826
Yessssssss thats the one, he does it like tight beforr and after her. Fucking nasty, the way they chomp makes my ears bleed too. Oh god thanks for the photo, fucking saved

>>7224778
where is this from

>>7224823
>>7224825
>>7224826

Hivemind

>>7224841
His disney videos, just youtube jack on the go disney

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>>7224835
its fucking disgusting the way he lunges his head at it too. you should look at it at this time just to see the move

>>7224841
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7mut1DVWt0&list=PLzxe-Vt2CC63XBhTyXpIeGNSLwcERiO-a&index=3
the bratwurst starts at about 2:30

>>7224848
thank god that piece of crap hasn't set foot on my country, was worried there for a minute

I usually like you muricans and don't like it when my fellow countrymen fall for the stereotype, but this guy makes it hard for the states...

a walking disgrace

>>7224811
See
>>7224826

>>7224855
Yea ive seen it, had a few jack in thr go binges recently, it is so nasty and unnatural, like I said, ive never seen anyone irl do that, it must be a fat thing due to chins and necks. He lunges at it like some sort of predator vs prey scenario

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>>7224861
Thanks forgeinbro, I do agree, alot of burger tourists give us americlaps a bad name. If only there was a way to purge us from all these obese egotists who live in their small worldview.

Forg god sakes this guy acts like hes the beeknees and thinks everyone knows him across the world

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>>7224861
he was in epcot germany :^)

I can just imagine him complaining about beer hall type tables and it being too crowded. would probably bitch about there being no drinks for dinner since he doesnt into alcohol

>>7224879
Video?

>>7224855
It's like he's actively trying to swallow it whole.

What kind of monster sticks their tongue out like that unless they're blowing somebody?

>>7224882
thats a picture from the last time I was in the fatherland. these are his disney world videos

https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLzxe-Vt2CC63XBhTyXpIeGNSLwcERiO-a

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>>7224895
Damn I was hoping he had a video of it.

>>7223008
I knew I was going to see that exact scene before I opened this video. Someone needs to do a Jack edit with that scene, its too hilariously fitting. You could add cuts with the original meat claw video for maximum hilarity too.

Also fuck you, Nightmare on Elm Street 5 had some of the creepiest deaths from the franchise and no one can tell me otherwise. That movie was personal on the characters.

>>7224767
well duh he's a cuck

but she doesn't look satisfied with the bull she has now

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>>7224835
for you

>>7224778
in the burger wars #2 video I think he grabs something and another person, maybe the wife, says "that's mine" and Jack simply ignores that and says it's his because he's an asshole

>>7224911
Prolly on set depression

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he's such a fat sack of shit look at how he has to sit to fit at a table

>>7224778
wow he's actually NOT covering his mouth with his hand like someone's aunt in this one

>>7224913
Maoooorrrr

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fuck I need to go buy some beer or something

>>7224918
>>7224918
He must be either a sociopath or a autist, maybe both?

>>7224930
Their must be lore for his

>>7224940
This*

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just bought some beer gonna watch jack's tennesee trip

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first up he reviews bagged airplane food. how sad is his life

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>>7224983
>$10 sandwich

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he's dumb enough that he has a timeshare and he loves it. also his camera sucked in 2010

>jack jr back in 2010 was already yelling at him to stop filming him

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its driving me crazy how often he keeps referring to this as "country"

>looks its all just country just trees
youre in a parking lot faggot. the forest isnt country

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he just called jack jr a moron because he wanted to WALK to the coffee store. youre a moron jack jr its like a mile away that would take 10 minutes