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>be 10 am in my lawn with dad, washing the dog and cars >guy

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>be 10 am in my lawn with dad, washing the dog and cars
>guy passes by with over 10 bags of aged italian provolone cheese in his hands, good stuff
>dad spots and tells me he must be some crackhead or robber
>"Hey, how much you want for those cheese?"
>"$30 a piece
>"I give you $200 for the all those bags"
>"Nah, I'm good"

>5 hours later
>go to the bakery store on the block to get some bread
>5 police cars
>the guy is in the back of one

Shoulda accepted the $200
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>>7215326
are you saying you should have bought the stolen cheese?
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>>7215350
He's saying that the robber should have accepted OP's offer.
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>>7215350
Sure. It was stolen from the cow in the first place.
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>>7215473
Which stole it from the grass, sure.
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>>7216743
Which stole it from the soil
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>>7215326
>get arrested for receiving stolen property.

That crackhead did your dad a favor
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>>7217573
As long as he's white he won't get arrested for shit since they would have to prove he knew it was stolen.
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>>7217563
Which stole it from the bacteria
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>>7219003
which stole it from the universe. stfu
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>>7219020
Which is stolen from the multiverse.
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>>7215326
Where the fuck do you live OP?
That story is hilarious and nonsensical. Shit just happens I guess.
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>>7219061
Which stole it from the jews
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>>7219933
When I lived in Fort Worth, I was pedaling my bicycle along a main thoroughfare. A man motioned for me to stop. I did and he petitioned me to count his roll of quarters to ensure he had $10. He said he needed exactly $10 to buy beer at the grocery store a few yards from where we were standing.

I counted his money, assured him he had $10 and was about to pedal off when he dropped the whole roll on the street and into the grooves of a train track. I spent the next 10 minutes helping that drunk police up his money to buy beer.

Weird things happen in life.
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>>7219974
Sounds like a standard ruse. You mustn't have had anything in your pockets worth picking if you didn't notice anything missing.
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>>7220064
If that guy was a skilled pick pocket, he would have earned the money. The reality of it was him being a falling down drunk who couldn't even count quarters.
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